Mean Girl

It’s party season! Are you the host or the attendee? Host or be hosted. Also stop apologizing Fam. Couple questions: Are athletes actually hot? Who should pay for things? Do you hate rules? Who should initiate things? And for crying out loud is it ok to approach someone at the gym? You asked, we’ve got answers. And plane etiquette is the best etiquette. Please don’t talk to us if we have headphones on. Happy Halloween we love you! Intro 00:00 Hosting parties 8:00 Apologizing 13:00 Is NASCAR a sport??? - 21:00 Does someone's job/ status make them hot? - 24:30 Dating Rules/ Paying for the date - 29:30 Girls making the first move- 45:00 Approaching girls at the gym - 55:00 Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. LivPur: Go to https://barstool.link/LivPurGirl and use code MEAN25 for 25% off your entire order Vagisil: Go to vagisil.com/meangirl to learn more. Everlywell: Get 20% off at home lab tests at https://barstool.link/EverlywellMean Adam & Eve: Go to adamandeve.com and use code MEANGIRL for 50% off almost any item ***Jordyns vibrator: French Kiss Sweet Talker Clitoral Stimulator**

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Meet *The Clarifying Bang*! But first, criminals. Any guesses of what white collar criminal Jordyn met this weekend? Just wondering the bar scene of NYC? Crazy, we know. Ok, so about that clarifying bang. Maybe you’ve never heard the term, but we can almost guarantee you’ve experienced one of these. It can bang you IN something or OUT. Need more info? You gotta listen for that! Then, we love pants (outside the house) but who wears them in terms of relationships? And finally, our listener question is all about long friendships vs. fast friendships. Enjoy! 00:00 - Intro 04:10 - Which criminal did Jordyn hang out with? 13:40 - The Clarifying Bang TM 26:33 - Long term friendships & loyalty 40:10 - Who wears the pants??? 48:04 - Does someone always have the upper hand in a relationship? 52:07 - Spicy story of the week Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. LivPur: Go to https://barstool.link/LivPurGirl and use code MEAN25 for 25% off your entire order No Days Wasted: Get 20% off your order at https://barstool.link/NDWMeanGirl and use code "MEANGIRL" at checkout Julie: Go to https://barstool.link/JulieBSS to learn more or find Julie at your nearest Walmart today

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Hi baby, What do you think of pet names? And PDA? **most likely the same as us** this weeks episode we talk about losing physical and emotion connection to your partner as you age and, when you should fight for it back Vs. Let it go. Next, we dive into love languages discussing how us as humans, are not that simple. We confess there are things we like and don’t like about them, and how to give and receive love. Then… **is cuddling Foreplay?** we don’t all agree, and it’s compelling from all angles. Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. No Days Wasted: Get 20% off your order at https://barstool.link/NDWMeanGirl and use code "MEANGIRL" at checkout Everlywell: Get 20% off at home lab tests at https://barstool.link/EverlywellMean LivPur: Go to https://barstool.link/LivPurGirl and use code MEAN25 for 25% off your entire order Adam & Eve: Go to adamandeve.com and use code MEANGIRL for 50% off almost any item ***Jordyns vibrator: French Kiss Sweet Talker Clitoral Stimulator***

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We’re back in the studio! Talking everything from Choking to having children. But first! Jordyn is back dating which we *love* a girl back on the horse. Then, we discuss choking and sexting. Who is the worst person you can send a sext message to on accident? Sometimes there’s no good option, and a lot of bad ones! Next, we dive into the pressure of having babies and, where we have to be in life to want them. Is there a right answer? Or is the only answer OUR answer. Last, For our listener question we talk about communication between women and men. Are you both seeing things the same? **communication** is key if you ask us. Support our sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. No Days Wasted: Get 20% off your order at https://barstool.link/NDWMeanGirl and use code "MEANGIRL" at checkout Betterhelp: Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month Everyplate: Get your first box for just $1.49 per meal by going to https://barstool.link/EveryplateBSS and entering code mean149

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We’re live from Nashville!!! BUT We cannot pregame podcasts anymore because, when we do it’s rapid fire: morning wood, underwear, and mirrors in the bedroom. Then Alanna makes us get our shit together and we talk about solo dates, journaling and the rules for paying at birthday dinners. To wrap it up we dive into over stepping on marriage and dating advice. Support our Sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. No Days Wasted: Get 20% off your order at https://barstool.link/NDWMeanGirl and use code "MEANGIRL" at checkout Roman: Get 20% off your first order of swipes at https://barstool.link/RomanMeanGirl Liv Pur: Go to https://barstool.link/LivPurGirl and use code MEAN25 for 25% off your entire order

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Alexa: play “I just had sex” by The Loney Island cause there’s three of us and we’re finally batting 100% in the bedroom!! Speaking of, do guys usually expect you to return the favor of going down on them? Like, can we ladies not just receive? (Serious question) Then, we dive into *how to disagree in relationships* vs. deal breakers. And, this weeks listener question is a subtweet at Adam Levine but hey, he won’t hear it. If he does.. hey look mom we made it! Oh and we’re still trying for the double orgasms. Support our Sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. Everlywell: Get 20% off at home lab tests at https://barstool.link/EverlywellMean Roman: Get 20% off your first order of swipes at https://barstool.link/RomanMeanGirl Adam and Eve: Go to AdamAndEve.com and use code MEAN GIRL for 50% off almost any item

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This week we’re out of the office in our moms cute apartment. Real girl talk kicks off when Alanna has a listener question of “can you guys squirt?” Then we’re off to the races! The Drip vs. the squirt. Then we move onto ambiguous losses and ex’s. We discuss ways you can get through them and how they can vary from friends to relationships. Then we end on a *light* topic of “emotional cheating Vs. Physical cheating”. Ouch either way but is one a lesser evil? Maybe not the one you think. Oh and a tip to get to the single girls through the taken ones! You’re welcome. Support Our Sponsors! Liv Pur: Go to https://barstool.link/LivPurGirl and use code MEAN25 for 25% off your entire order Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney Shots at your local bar today. Roman: Get 20% off your first order of swipes at https://barstool.link/RomanMeanGirl

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This week is a GOOD ONE. First we talk about the process of working toward a goals vs. actually achieving it. Is it the journey or the reward? And, have you ever thought about how real men wear pink and stack weights but will they go to therapy? #whoknows. In true mean girl fashion we discuss not needing the approval of others and perhaps our favorite, discussing the idea of someone vs. actually liking them. Lastly, It wouldn’t be a Mean Girl episode if we didnt dive into whiskey dick. Not coming. Pheromones. The usual. Support our sponsors! Betterhelp: Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney at your local bar today. Roman: Get 20% off your first order of swipes at Getroman.com/meangirl

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Hi Mean Girls and Guys been shit faced lately? Same. Do we love it? Maybe not so much? This week we explore *drinking culture* and how it makes us feel the older we get. And what we want out of life. Then WE HAVE A ROLE PLAY REPORT. And, boob orgasms? And If Jordyn doesn’t have sex she will actually die. And then to wrap it up, the listener question is about birth control. We explore the pros and cons of being on and off it. Shoot your shot, well see you next week 😊

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Do we… hate moms for messing up their sons? Doing everything for them? We’re kidding. (Kinda) but if you know a boy you know we AINT WRONG!! This week we talk about how we feel when something big ends, having purpose, and balancing relationship roles. Pulling even weight and what that feels like. Then, what exactly is role play? And why do we do it? And last but not least **would you let your man go to a strip club?** Support Our Sponsors! Pink Whitney: Order Pink Whitney at your local bar today. Betterhelp: Go to https://barstool.link/BHMeanGirl for 10% off your first month

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