With this weeks free episode we can promise you one thing, a restraining order. We also talk about Alex's miriad of medical issues, eating pasta until you get anxious, and a healthy ammount of bs discourse.

Thanks to slic for the intro/outro music

Hey guys, this is Kay. I know we constantly remind y'all, but we are so thankful for the community we've built so far. I'm feeling sentimental; this episode marks a special moment in what I hope will be a long history for the show. This episode is the essence of what Alex and I both envisioned when we first began recording. Our cover art is a picture of me hunched over the laptop after two failed attempts at our first episode, after which Alex was overcome by a migraine, and I had to complete our third attempt solo. We had no idea if it was good, or if anybody would listen. Making stupid little TikTok videos is easy, but this show has required more dedication than anything I've done before, and right now I'm really proud of it.

In this episode we cover:

 eating rat meat and flies, male celebrity wrestling, Mormonism (again,) parental trauma, gay midlife crises, the Poppi and Adobe lawsuits, polyamory (again,) metaverse real estate, the humans behind AI, small talk, and the rudeness of asking people their star signs.

Shoutout to Slic on Spotify and Soundcloud for our music.

We love y'all.

In this slightly belated free episode, we wanted to give all of the free listeners a taste of our call-in segment. We also loosely discuss the state of social media platforms and what is possibly to come.

Special thanks to Slic for our music.

We are honored to present our first subscriber exclusive episode to all of you! This week is a little more serious than our usual chats, but Alex and I caught a wave and decided to ride it. We start with the question: How much meth fueled gooning is too much? And end the discussion by dissecting the implications of paranormal investigation, ring doorbells, and the share location feature of your iPhone.

As we've discussed, you guys can now also call in at 940-331-6472 with any and all of your burning questions, and we will answer them for Meat Bus Pass holders starting next week.

Special thanks to Slic on Spotify and Soundcloud for our show music.

Back this week to bring you an EXTRA LONG episode for our darlings. We cover being gay around women only, Tammy, bad administrators, and more.

Thank you Slic for the music.

We're back on a regular schedule to talk about our teeth, times others tried flirting with us, and life with HIV.

Thank you Slic for the music

We're back with a bonus episode to apologize for being late last week. We're shit talking motorcycle gangs, gen x music, varsity theatre, and more.

Thank you Slic for the music

We're talking about high school gossip, why we won't do coke, Faroese politics, and European black markets.

Shoutout slic for the music

Stop telling Kay about these things

Thank you slic and your music for letting your brand be tarnished by us