Alex is pantless. The weaboos are attacking. We are pretending to be a cis straight couple.

Alex and Kay open PR like animals, and then dive deep into Alex's mind cave to unveil more of his lore.

Are ephemeral tattoos real, and can you win money in a court of law for getting one? Can you trust a hairdresser in a bad wig? We ask the hard questions

For this week's free episode I bother Kay by investigating the strange dissaperance of Timmy Thick (half of which is now lost) along with an in depth course on nautical weights and measures. We also get vunerable and discuss the problems of shaping your life to your own liking and what it means to be 24.

As requested by a few listeners, here is a haul of Alex and Kay's new books purchased over the last month or so, that somehow became an extra long special episode for paid listeners. Enjoy!

Half unserious, half very serious. The last few minutes are a bit chopped, we apologize, love y'all.

We're sunning ourselves in the Arizona desert just to find something new to complain about.

Pick a side of the ring and prepare to defend your arguments. Kay is delirious, and this is our most heinously asinine episode yet.

Y'all already know what it's about.

How does the mirror know what I'm doing if I'm hiding behind a towel... How does it KNOW???