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Strap in folks, it's a Total Eclipse of the Thought as we dive into our favorite astronomical conspiracy theories surrounding today's so-called "Solar Eclipse":

Why is NASA doing cool stuff and why does it sound like they're writing a nasty doom metal album?

Please ask God to stop screaming numbers into my ear I'm right here

The real conspiracy is that there's no conspiracy but they are going to steal your stuff when you look at the eclipse.

Did you know that the Eclipse's path of totality is crossing the Bible Belt and passing through 43 towns named Bethlehem?

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Feeble Little Horse- Chores

TODAY: We dive into Gen Z conservative's attack on birth control and how they're using the very real side effects of hormonal birth control to push an anti-contraception political project. We look at the young right-wing women spearheading this push as they navigate (with frustration) the unfortunate optics of their party's larger war on reproductive health. Finally, we visit Evie Magazine, the right wing young women's magazine serving as a Birth Control Injury blotter and informing women that they could be dating a lumber jack if they would only stop taking the pill. —————————————————————— Reproductive health and birth control information recommended in this episode: Dr. Fran - http://pagingdrfran.com Jennifer Gunter - Author of The Menopause Manifesto and The Vagina Bible Kate Clancy - Author of PERIOD: The Real Storyy of Menstruation https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/birth-control-cleanse https://opill.com/?gad_source=1 https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/birth-control-pill Maxo Kream- Bang The Bus

"In an alternate universe, successful African-Americans live in gated communities, while impoverished Caucasians populate crime-ridden inner-city ghettos. When African-American mogul Thaddeus Thomas (Harry Belafonte) wrongly accuses Caucasian Louis Pinnock (John Travolta) of being a Peeping Tom, Pinnock loses his job and watches as his family falls apart. In a desperate attempt to repair his life, Pinnock takes Thomas hostage and demands reinstatement at the factory where he once worked."

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Today we take a hard look at the worst words in the conservative lexicon: Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. Is the conservative backlash to milquetoast corporate guidelines key to understanding modern right wing ideology?

We discuss DEI as the right's current scapegoat for the failures of capitalism and observe their ineptness at obscuring the racism at the center of it.

Riding the anti-DEI wave we wash up on the right-wing "conditional hypotheticals" meme which holds that Elon Musk did not get owned by Don Lemon, and we see a televised half-time "spelling bee" that the Noticers are sure is rigged. The question is how…

Joni Haastrap- Greetings

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TODAY: Minority landlords are WAKING UP to Communist NY Democrats' fair housing initiatives, and we applaud their noble fight to kick you out of your home without giving reason.

ALSO: The Seattle City Council takes a look at its addiction, homelessness, and housing affordability issues and… proposes giving cops free housing. How do we expect them to do their jobs well if they don't have a safe, stable $1.5m home?

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TODAY: Trader Joe's widens its attack on organizing workers to include the NLRB itself, arguing in tandem with Amazon and SpaceX that the employee-protection agency is unconstitutional.

We discuss how this anti-worker move flies in the face of their ostensibly liberal brand and grapple with some of the most unhinged anti-union ideas we've ever seen in the Fox Business comment section.

ALSO: Meet the world's youngest landlord, an 8 year old girl who says positively-geared rental properties are the bee's knees!

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TODAY: Kate Middleton is dead. Long live Kate Middleton.

ALSO: Proud Worker Ben Shapiro explains why the retirement age is "insane" and how everyone should work until they die.

We go through his bizarre arguments against social security payments and imagine what adding millions of senior citizens to the labor pool will do for wages, let alone quality of life

FINALLY: SXSW hears and sees your criticisms of the US Military but will continue working with them to raise the next generation of kill-bots.

BossMan Dlow- Mr. Pot Scapper

Milk Music- Cruising with God

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TODAY: We cover Biden's excruciating State of the Union speech—including his shout-out to a victim "killed by an illegal."

We go through the myriad conservative reactions to the geriatric stateman's address:

"He's scary!"

"He's trying to cure cancer because his dad was a pathetic car salesman"

"He threatened supreme court justices!" (If only)

ALSO: the right sees Democrats move to their position on immigration so they get even more racist as a response, represented here by a news story and comment section about a migrant exonerated from assaulting a police officer.

We also learn about "Turbo Cancer" and how crime statistics are fake (not racist enough)

TiaCorine- Chaka Khan

Slow Pulp- Slugs

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In this weeks episode of Death Chat 500 we dive into the world of pro skater Tim Pool. We also watch Elissa Steamers new part as a palate cleanser before exploring the Zionist guide to defending genocide in the comment sections.

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Last Responders is back!!! Ani joins me to go over 9-1-1 Season 6 ep. 17 "Love is in the Air'

A base jumping proposal gone wrong but not how you would think kiicks off a series of events that is giving Chimney mixed signals while Eddie tries to find love at the driving range and hiking.

Lucinda Williams- Passionate Kisses