Minion Death Cult

Minion Death Cult

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Minion Death Cult episodes

  • BONUS: Interview w/ UPS part-timers

    Today I chatted with a couple of my Teamster siblings about their experience working part-time for the multi-billion dollar UPS--detailing unsafe working conditions, harassment and irregular schedules.

    I asked them how they feel about the current contract fight with the company. Are part-timers aware of their importance in these negotiations, and is there a way to get them more involved?

    What do part-timers stand to gain from a strong Union contract? How will it affect the company moving forward? How will it affect the union? All of this and more on today's episode.

    Follow Scott at http://twitter.com/TheArchenteron

    Listen to Minion Death Cult for more UPS Teamsters updates leading up to the looming strike deadline on August 1st

    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to support the show and get a bonus episode every week, a weekly livestream, and 20% off merch

    41 min
  • O Lord, please let Hellywood collapse (preview)
    In the main segment of the show we discuss the dense lore around the Actors' strike:

    - The studios' leaked threats to writers and actors' homes

    - ABC News attacks the strike as harming other adjacent businesses

    - Universal Studios apparent butchery of the trees that shaded the picket line

    - Misplaced cynicism over striking "millionaire" actors, and much more

    Also:

    Tony sits for the flag in front of his grandma at a baseball game and Alex talks about getting denied a raise at Subway

    and a TPUSA writer attacks the "Karen" slur, arguing that it actually the end of society if her glass doesn't get refilled on time.

    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get the full episode and weekly bonus episodes delivered to your podcast app or browser
    7 min
  • SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU SUCK!!! w/Miles Klee

    Today Miles Klee of Rolling Stone joins us to talk Sound of Freedom, the child-trafficking action(?) movie dominating theaters and leaving its fans to say "if you didn't like it, you're a pedophile."

    We cover the morose film and the gruesome promotional push behind it, including twitter copypasta and weepy tik toks, learn about the film's real-life vigilante, and read from deranged responses to Miles Klee and his Rolling Stone article critical of the film.

    Remember: "Never trust a pedophile"

    Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week and our DEATH CHAT 500 livestream on Saturdays

    Music:

    Meshuggah - Closed Eye Visuals

    1 hr 16 min
  • "I was just trying to be black!" - Black. White. Ep. 2 (preview)

    Today we revisit the mid-00's, Ice Cube-produced race-swapping reality TV show Black. White.

    Bruno does and says incredibly racist things while trying to prove racism isn't real

    Rene and Carmen fight over Carmen's use of the black term, "bitch"

    Rose tries rapping in her def poetry group

    Rene listens to an argument from a white bar patron about "how black people are"

    And Bryan and Rene wait to see if Bruno and Carmen will wear Dashikis on their visit to a black church service

    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear the full episode or watch the stream with video.

    9 min
  • UNLOCKED: Canada On Strike w/Talking Simpsons

    In honor of the current WGA strike, the boys from Talking Simpsons help us tackle a South Park episode mocking the previous strike in 07-08.

    We wade through a painful dearth of jokes and mind-altering note-for-note renditions of viral videos to see how foolish anyone would have to be to strike for "internet money"

    If you liked this episode, consider supporting our show for only $5/month and get two bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app or browser. Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

    1 hr 32 min
  • SOON YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON CORN COB PILLOWS. ENJOY! (preview)

    Today Alex tells the story of getting fake written-up for parking while delivering 2 100lb boxes

    Also: the leftist San Fransisco police arrest 100 young skateboarders during an annual event... instead of just gunning them down??

    and finally: Mike Pillowman is forced to sell off manufacturing equipment and space as retailers continue to refuse to carry his patriotic pillow. Soon, a real rain will come to wash away these putrid and disloyal department stores.

    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $5/mo to get instant access to this episode and hundreds others, right in your podcast app or browser.

    6 min
  • I am a Human Behavioral Consultant. Women have a 6th sense. She may be on to something. w/Travis View

    People are getting upset on planes. We're documenting it. Here to help us is Travis View of the Q Anon Anonymous podcast.

    We cover the conspiracy theory gripping the nation: a woman aboard an aircraft accused her seat neighbor of being not real

    Why did this vague proclamation strike such a chord with right-wing conspiracists, and what does it say about the movement at large?

    Following in the same vein, we look at another new conspiracy theory: the WEF is planning on banning fashion. You will dress blandly, and you will like it.

    Get bonus episodes every week by signing up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

    Music:

    The Mars Volta - Soothsayer

    1 hr 20 min
  • Yo, listen up, it's time to make a stand, UPS Teamsters on the mic, taking command (preview)

    IT'S DEATH CHAT 500 (07/08/23)

    We're talking bad Teamsters rap (can't let this one get out to the general public)

    Joe Rogan gets mad at people working from home as his friend gets completely owned by his employees

    Ani fights a Tesla

    And, a demonic Axe commercial featuring Lil Baby is deconstructed by one of the finest minds Facebook has to offer.

    Sign up for only $5/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get two bonus episodes a week delivered straight to your podcast app

    7 min
  • My dog is very afraid of fireworks. He need to grow a set and get over it (preview)

    Today we discuss the collapsed UPS-Teamsters negotiations, a likely strike, and how this time we're fighting for part-timers.

    Plus, a man has some tough-but-fair lessons for his dog who is afraid of fireworks

    and Finally, a small rural town in Maine is threatened with a gargantuan, dead-troop theme park--complete with 1776 ft. American Flagpole. Of course, the communists have a problem with it.

    Sign up for the full episode at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult

    10 min
  • I did not need affirmative action to create a pancake company

    Sorry for the late episode everyone. Alexander had a minor injury and some union duties to carry out, but we're back

    Today we catch up with UPS-Teamster negotiations, including the elimination of the 22.4 job category, and MLK Day as a paid holiday. Will UPS agree to a fair contract in time to avert a strike?

    We also address a baffling concern about Teamsters President Sean O'Brien turning his back on working people by not wearing blue jeans, potential scabs who want to remain friendly with coworkers after crossing a picket line, and one man's bizarre arguments against a paid day off

    Also: The supreme court has ended affirmative action, but we hear a reassuring response from a black orphan who didnt need the program to start his patriotic pancake company

    Finally: NYC Mayor Eric Adams compares an elderly, holocaust-surviving tennants' rights organizer to a plantation slave owner for daring to ask him about unaffordable rent increases. We find the two people outside of Adam's administration that this deflection worked on.

    Buy ABORT THE COURT and STAY OUT OF MY UTERUS stickers at http://miniondeathcult.com

    Sign up at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for 20% off merch and two bonus episodes every week.

    Music:

    Final Fight - Three Years Ago

    Tina Turner - We Don't Need Another Hero

    Makaya McCraven - Voila

    1 hr 11 min

About Minion Death Cult

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Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.

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