Minion Death Cult

This week we inspect the crotches of the children's bathing suits at Target to prove how creepy the retail chain is

and the right wing cancels Roger Waters for dressing up like a fascist? While on stage?? Performing some album called "The Wall"???

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Music:

God Shell - Caved http://godshell.bandcamp.com/ http://Instagram.com/god.shell

Against Me! - Fuckmylife666

This week Alex gives a deposition on attending Kirk Cameron's Christian Storytime Hour at the Seattle Public Library, learning about diverse, pluralistic utopian anthropomorphic (capitalist?) animal societies with free housing, communal parenting, and varying types of intelligences

Also: more Target derangement including an epic dis track about washing the the aisles with the blood of christ

and Newsmax commenters share their extremely proportional responses to the "Transget" pride collection.

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This week we learn about the systematic destruction of redheads in media while looking at the comments on a preview of the new Scorsese movie

and Ron DeSantis finally (?) announces his presidential campaign on Twitter Spaces with Elon where the feature crashes several times but only because of how PWSOME the Governor is

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In honor of the current WGA strike, the boys from Talking Simpsons help us tackle a South Park episode mocking the previous strike in 07-08. We wade through a painful dearth of jokes and mind-altering note-for-note renditions of viral videos to see how foolish anyone would have to be to strike for "internet money"

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Today we watched anti-abortion Catholic horror movie Nefarious, a new film from the blubbering mind of right-wing podcaster and Glenn Beck employee Steve Deace

Sean Patrick Flanery stars as the omnipotent demon Nefarious set to be executed if liberal, atheist psychologist Dr. James declares him fit to be condemned.

Nefarious takes the Dr. on a rollercoaster of epic Catholic owns, picking apart the smug progressive's many hypocrisies and foretelling of 3 murders the coastal elite will have committed before the end of their session.

Stick around to the end of the episode when a tearful Steve Deace relates his conversation with God about the film's disappointing box office

Get 2 weekly bonus episodes at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult Music: Three 6 Mafia - Where Da Killaz Hang Zao - Ravage Ritual Steve Earle - Ashes to Ashes

Wow, what an episode. Today we bid adieu to American Dad who has finally gone woke after deciding to put Roger the horny alien in drag

And, three Canadian men assault "suspected" Bud Light customers and the right responds with bizarre logical leaps but forgets to hide their general amusement

Finally, Elon musk hands the Shire (Twitter) to the Mouth of Sauron (former executive chair of the WEF), and we try to figure out why the richest man on the planet would be hanging out with these elites

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Music:

Blonde Redhead - Girl Boy

Squirrel Bait - Thursday

The South Hill Experiment - Chameleons

This week we briefly address the psychopathic right wing response to Jordan Neely's killing on a New York subway before shifting gears to a pressing question every man must ask himself: is someone else stretching out and warming up your wife?

Also: In honor of his coronation, we examine some truly funny defenses of the king and his royal family.

While on the subject of repulsive predators, Matt Walsh comes up and we watch the Daily Wire ad they launched to defend him in light of his past comments about teenage fertility and legal adulthood for 16 year-old girls. Not good, Matt!

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We took a much-needed weekend off, so here's our episode on the writer's strike

We address critiques of the Writer's Guild strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revolution? Will the writers' strike give actually talented people such as verified twitter users a chance to shine?

Also: it's more doorbell discourse when a weather-tracking Facebook page warns parents not to let their kids ring other people's doorbells or else he might shoot them.

Music:

Mogwai - Simon Ferocious

Pig Destroyer - The American's Head

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It's the triumphant return of power-poster McB as we read LIVE from previously unreleased chapters of his magnum opus: Gents, Let's Talk About Feminist.

McB shares a wonderful thought experiment in which HE were the DA prosecuting a young man for drunkenly assaulting two police officers who have ZERO noticeable injuries (as opposed to the female DA who prosecuted him)

plus McB's thoughts about other forms of gender racism, Ashley Judd, and the bad false news articles and irresponsible journalism stories written about him by a local newspaper.

Listen to our previous episodes on the men's rights icon here: The Ballad of McB w/Brett Payne

Here: Alexander Reads McB

And Here: Letters from a Tampa Bay Jail w/Brett Payne

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TODAY: we address critiques of the WGA strike: will shutting down TV production lead to mass mental health crises? Will the end of scripted television lead to a glorious leftist revolution? Will the writers' strike give actually talented people such as verified twitter users a chance to shine?

Also: it's more doorbell discourse when a weather-tracking Facebook page warns parents not to let their kids ring other people's doorbells or else he might shoot them.

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Also get access to our entire back catalogue including BUTT FEST 2000 with Bryan Quinby; live-reads of My Antifa Lover, Rodham, and Ladies First: A MAGA Hat Romance; movie episodes like Believe, To Die For, and Loqueesha; and hundreds more.