Minion Death Cult

TODAY: it's nice to go on vacation, but never take a vacation from getting loose. Alex finds out the hard way.

Also, apparently while we were on vacation, Trump was going to be arrested?? and his supporters are "too afraid" to protest on his behalf?

Finally: Afroman made a music video using footage of the unsuccessful raid on his house and the officers are suing him for "humiliation." Right-wing commenters regretfully side with Afroman.

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Music:

Athletic Progression - And1

This week we grapple with one of Tony's problematic faves: Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders and her love of child labor

Also: Kaepernick is back in the news after sharing a piece of his new autobiography detailing a racially insensitive comment made to him by his adopted white mother. We talk about the relationship between white parents and children of color and address the right wing's overtly racist backlash to the story.

Finally: a bowling rock super-spreader supergroup forms made up of band members who defiantly refused to be vaccinated. We listen to their jaunty tunes and watch a maddening interview with Tim Pool.

Music:

Rival Schools - The Switch

Victory Over The Sun - Alveromancy

This week we report on incredibly disturbing allegations about republican governor Ron Desantis. Do we really want someone with his disgusting past running the entire country?

and a deranged New Hampshire man visits a school board meeting dressed as Julius Caesar to prove a point about how normal he is, and we follow him back to his facebook profile, which is even more normal

Finally, Everything Everywhere All At Once featured talented Asian actors. Is that OK? We discuss the various controversies around the oscar-winning film.

Music:

The Grasshopper Lies Heavy - A Cult That Worships Death

Wombo - Sour Sun

Cherubs - Baby Huey

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This week we're chatting about Tin Cup, a movie about a Cool Golfer, but more importantly, a movie about my two dads being best friends.

Also, we examine the film's soundtrack for evidence of the existence of Golf Rock in songs like "Double Bogey Blues."

Our thirst for knowledge unsatisfied, we explore professional Cool Golfer John Daly's musical output with tracks like "Hit it Hard" and "Working Class Golfer"

Finally, we listen to a conspiracy theorist's "I Told You So" song celebrating the supposed validation of his personal theories like "9/11" and "Michelle Obama is a man"

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Today with Sean KB we go over the Silicon Valley Bank Collapse and decide who should live, who should perish, and who's at fault (rich people)

Also, we're back on Jordan Peterson tweetwatch as we parse through his most recent bangers including his arguing against animal rights and confusing obvious fetish porn for a Chinese Communist Party cum dungeon

Listen to the Antifada wherever you get podcasts

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This week we get intimidated by MY president Sean O'Brien of the Teamsters and wonder which defenseless millionaire senator he'll target next

and Michigan Republicans whine about the repeal of Right to Work in a huge win for schadenfreude

and last but not least, Tennessee Lt. Governor Randy McNally is in hot water for being a little too supportive of the twink community

Music:

Hella - Furthest

Hella - Long Hair

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Today we're talking THE LAST BOY SCOUT

A timeless look at divorced, white, masculine aggrievement, The Last Boy Scout chronicles a cooler-than-life former secret service agent (Bruce Willis) who saved the president's life but crossed the wrong deep state conspiracy.

Cast aside by the country he saved and betrayed by his adulterous wife, Joe must now team up with ungrateful former QB Jimmy (Damon Wayans) to solve the murder of the disgraced player's girlfriend and expose the sicko Senator and NFL owner responsible.

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What if Tom Hanks ate his son Chet for his rich vein of adrenachrome?

What if the President and the First Lady ate the same dish at a restaurant and it was poisoned?

What if shoplifting were dangerous for your upper respiratory system?

What if the real pandemic were tipping?

These questions definitively answered on today's episode

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Today we go over a former Black Rifle Coffee Company employee's lawsuit against the organization, including allegations of repeated sexual harassment by a boss consumed with dominating his employees--where were the signs??

Also: Business Insider solves the housing crisis by showcasing a cute dumpster for you to live in

And finally we cover one of the weirdest anti-trans rumors yet: trans women are using frozen tomato paste to mimic menstruation. We debunk the laughable claim by tracing it to its source.

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Music:

Circle - Saxo

Cass McCombs - Bum Bum Bum

Tacocat - Crimson Wave

Today it's a man's episode as Tony gets gunned down by the Clint Eastwood defense task force

Scott Adams recommends white flight after calling "blacks" a "hate group," but the only things fleeing are the newspapers that used to publish Dilbert

and Finally, we hear the right wing's litany of reasons 63% of young men are single. (becuase they're trans)