Minion Death Cult

Minion Death Cult

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Minion Death Cult episodes

  • You see drug peddlers along here all of the time. A bike lane is just giving people a getaway.

    Note: We will be donating half of Patreon proceeds to Abortion Funds networks this month.

    Support the show for only $3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week.

    This week we address the leaked Supreme Court opinion overturning Roe V Wade and explore the right's muted and bewildering response to what is a clear victory for their movement.

    Also: making fun of Elon Musk on facebook leads to us getting dunked on hard by 100 angry dorks

    Finally: a city approves the addition of a bike lane downtown, and the local florist isn't happy. In fact she has some words for cyclists in general.

    4 min
  • I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake, so that our honeymoon we can take

    This week we cover leaked audio in which a Kellog's exec described their union negotiating counterparts as "terrorists" who are "intoxicated" with good vibes.

    Also, we cover The Moaning Myrtles, a showtunes duo that wrote songs about killing and seducing Harry Potter in that order, and the singer for whom is now the head of DHS's new "Disinformation Governing Board"

    Music: Exhorder - Desecrator

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    1 hr 27 min
  • Elon, set up an account to track the kid!! (preview)
    Support the show for $3/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of hours of bonus content, and a premium episode every week.

    This week, we go deep on Elon Musk as his fervent admirers react to thenews that he may buy twitter.

    We explore the numerous contradictions between his technogenius image, the cringe memes he and his fans immerse themselves in, and the bogstandard capitalist reality.

    Also, Tom Macdonald gives a feature interview to Rolling Stone and reveals perhaps too much about his home life and true beliefs.

    7 min
  • Those stickers are the truest media we have.

    This week: I watched 3 Men and a Baby. Tony made a disgustingly good sandwich.

    Also: A man in Pennsylvania is tackled by cops after putting a Joe Biden "I DID THAT" sticker on a gas pump and yelling about it for a while

    Finally: There's a new urban legend about flashing your headlights at another driver, but this time, it's, thats right, it's real

    Help us do the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes.

    1 hr 25 min
  • Goes to show how insane the left is when a comedian turns them into a caricature and we can't tell the difference... wow (clip)

    Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get instant access to this episode, hundreds of hours of previous premium content, and a new premium episode every week.

    This week for Patrons we cover two fronts in the ongoing anti-teacher, anti-trans, anti-gay purge happening in red states: Florida banning "woke" math textbooks based on their use of "social emotional learning" and also based on a Newsmax segment about a guy whose wife's tutoring student showed her a worksheet about Maya Angelou she didn't like

    And: failed comedians posing as woke triggered trans public school teachers to look crazy and annoy everyone at city council and school board meetings

    4 min
  • Those who prefer feathered versions of dinosaurs are no different than the virtue-signalling liberals who say "I prefer girls with curves!" (fixed)

    There was an error during the original upload that cut off the last 7 minutes of this episode including, crucially, the Christmas Macarena. It has been restored to its original glory.

    This week Alex finds himself mad online at liberals criticizing the Amazon Labor Union

    Also, A Washington Post columnist gets mad at John Lennon's "Imagine," asking, "Can't we just imagine the world we have now?"

    And finally, the British and the American alike rage at the emasculation of dinosaurs

    Support the shot for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, right in your podcast app

    1 hr 25 min
  • Those who prefer feathered versions of dinosaurs are no different than the virtue-signalling liberals who say "I prefer girls with curves!"
    This week Alex finds himself mad online at liberals criticizing the Amazon Labor Union Also, A Washington Post columnist gets mad at John Lennon's "Imagine," asking, "Can't we just imagine the world we have now?"

    And finally, the British and the American alike rage at the emasculation of dinosaurs

    Support the shot for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, right in your podcast app

    1 hr 25 min
  • I wish there was better info on breastfeeding. Young mothers often think breasts are only a sexual attribute (preview)

    Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes, and a new episdoe every week.

    This week we are concerned for Tom Macdonald, checking in on him after 4 weeks (?) of silence.

    Also, a good samaritan Walmart greeter goes viral for letting single mother shoplift diapers and formula, and facebook tries to arrest him on racketeering charges

    Finally, a dad owns the child-grooming Disney corporation by taking his daughters to Disneyworld but guess what he's wearing a cool shirt

    7 min
  • "Hit the road 'JACK'" (preview)
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    This week we cover the movie studio that is making conservative parents have weird thoughts about their kids

    and

    A beloved (?) snack gets a promotional rebrand to support women's sports and it's the most mad I've ever been in my life

    6 min

About Minion Death Cult

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Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.

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