Minion Death Cult

Minion Death Cult

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Minion Death Cult episodes

  • You can either remove your laugh reaction from my post or I will get racist on your ass

    This week, one Facebook user plays hardball on her Roomates wanted ad,

    A Sandwich shop gives a cheeky name to one of their menu items and Christians start fantasizing about being jihadists

    and Taco Bell desperately tries to stop their employees from doing good posts on twitter

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    Music:

    The Gories - You Done Got Wrong

    Them Crooked Vultures - Reptiles

    Beyoncé - Break My Soul

    1 hr 16 min
  • Ballistic: Elon Vs. Trump (preview)

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    This week: We learn why a little "HIV" is exactly what America needs right now (it's not what you're thinking)

    And, even elderly landlords begin to loose sympathy from people who aren't also landlords

    Finally: Trump goes Wu-Tang-style-Chuck-Norris all over Elon's pasty ass... and offends the right wing?

    5 min
  • Our Founding Fathers Were Woke. Why Aren't You?

    This week we discuss California's seemingly radical plan to start producing insulin and selling it at or near cost,

    the right wing media's virtual blackout on this project,

    and the few demented arguments against it.

    Also: One liberal columnist is attempting to bridge the culture war divide by explaining to conservatives that the founding fathers were just like Mickey Mouse

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    Music:

    Roger Miller - Whistle Stop

    Unwound - Look A Ghost

    1 hr 17 min
  • Groundhog Day / Gay Spiderman (preview)

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    This week we revisit beloved Billy Murray classic Groundhog Day to determine if it is inspiring modern acts of incel violence.

    Also: we talking about a right bloody political mess in a ruddy wacky part of the globe: The Arizona Gubernatorial Republican Primary

    Finally, Breitbart introduces the world to Gay Spider-Man

    4 min
  • After doing what our country asked of us we will continue to serve by not being a pussy about some fireworks

    This week we celebrate Independence Day by telling veterans to shut up about PTSD and be grateful to the veterans that they even had the chance to get PTSD

    And Dr. Jordan B Peterson makes his wildest cartoon villain turn yet after hearing about Elliot Page's transition, comparing his top surgery to Nazi medical experiments

    Also, a police department warns facebook about the trail of destruction that roadside flower-sellers are leaving in their wake.

    Finally, a new Disney cartoon shows a trans man holding a menstrual product package without regard to the emotional damage they're inflicting on confused conservatives.

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    Music:

    Strung Out - Firecracker

    G.L.O.S.S. - Targets of Men

    Stereolab - Pack Yr Romantic Mind

    1 hr 15 min
  • Peaceful Fetal Divorce (Preview)

    Support the show for only $3.11/month at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a bonus episode every week and instant access to hundreds of hours of previous bonus content.

    This week we take a look at the grievous attack on women's rights in the form of Nancy Pelosi nudging a kid. ON PURPOSE

    Also, we examine right-wing reactions to the overturning of Roe, including the Libertarian Party's hilarious abdication of their "personal freedom" brand

    and a based, right wing, LGBTQ millennial podcast is forced to ask, "hey, why is the Texas GOP calling us abominations in their state platform?"

    8 min
  • No Viet Cong ever lesbian kissed me

    This week, one man's poetic tribute to unborn children and Lucy Liu

    also, the mother of a dead LAPD officer files a lawsuit against the department because apprently his coworkers beat him to death during a training exercize meant to simulate antifa combat

    And finally, we tally up exactly how much pixar is willing to spend to show your child two grandmas kissing each other

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    Music:

    White Lung - Those Girls

    Speed - Not That Nice

    The Marked Men - Going Crazy

    1 hr 18 min
  • Minion Death Water (preview)

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    This week: a challenger for most based white canadian rapper emerges, and she's going after Obama

    Also, do I really want another paid holiday if it's going to remind me that slavery used to exist?

    And finally, an EXTREME water brand throws shade on a poser metal record label for also having a skull logo.

    4 min
  • God told me to do Jan. 6th (Preview)

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    This week: the City of Kent pays their nazi cop $1.5m to quit his job (where do I sign up!)

    An Australian newspaper gets mad at Rebel Wilson outing herself before they could

    and a heroic January 6th protestor tells his version of events, where god calls him to join a false flag event

    5 min
  • My impressive son Johny

    This week we forgot to watch the Jan 6th hearings because of entitlement. We did watch Patriot Front get arrested at a Pride event. That was pretty funny. The right is laughing too and not mad about it.

    Finally, we visit a Doc Holiday cosplayer pretending to have an epic son.

    Support the show for only #3.11/mo at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult and get a bonus episode every week as well as instant access to hundreds of bonus episodes.

    Music:

    Ecstatic Vision - Grasping the Void

    Godflesh - Veins

    King Krule - Sublunary

    1 hr 28 min

About Minion Death Cult

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Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday hosts Tony and Alex riff on bizarre conservative trends found in comment sections and social media feeds across the web.

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