Minion Death Cult

This week Alex tells the tale of the evil rear-tine tiller he rented from Home Depot

A man with a double masters in "mkting and econ from U of New Mex" schools a woke sjw doggy bag customer in the Q and A section of an Amazon product page

And finally, California outlaws firing employees for marijuana use off the clock, and Washington Post readers ask: hmm, what if a cop were high, exhibited poor judgement, and shot someone he wasnt supposed to? What then?

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This week: a facebook group takes on an imaginary BLM waitress;

The right wing celebrates Republican governors lying to, trafficking, and abandoing asylum seekers without notice in "liberal" neighborhoods as a joke;

and a New Jersey township cuts down the trees in their public square to discourage the homeless from congregating. A big couple weeks for the "cutting off your nose to spite your face" movement.

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Music:

Omar Rodriguez Lopez - Crow's Feet

Zeta - El Canto de la Victoria

Mindforce - Words Fail

Sorry, we forgot about 9/11, so we're celebrating it today with a nice seafood buffet.

Also: Christianity is projected to become a minority American religion, and we have a couple ideas why the christian right isn't broadcasting this headline far and wide

PLUS: Frodo, Pippin, and Uncle Roger's wonderful world of accents

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This week, we celebrate 400 episodes of Minion Death Cult by altering the course of world history

The Queen is dead, and honestly, I'm quite glad she didnt live to see the way the lower classes are treating her memory.

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Music: The Proclaimers - Cap in Hand

It's the finale of the Anarchists, and all shall be revealed.

Lily gets a new weird boyfriend. Nathan gets a new disease. Jeff gets new feelings about Hitler. The world gets a new kind of facial hair.

Will anarchism be abandoned? Can these extremists safely be de-radicalized? Find out on this blockbuster series ending.

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This week Sam Sacks from means.tv joins us to address the newest propaganda term in capital's revolt against rising class consciousness and worker agitation: "Quiet Quitting."

What does this term mean, how is it being cautioned against by bosses and their media lackeys, and is it effective?

Also: UPS Drivers' (as in my) union wages go viral, and we discuss the minor backlash and much greater merits of widespread awareness of union benefits.

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Music:

Crisis Actor - Diet of Worms

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Jim Ward - Polygraph (Attack)

2019 is a complicated year for Anarchapulco. A person just got murdered, another one was nearly killed, and people will *not* stop gossiping about it. Chill out, people. Let's get this freedom.

Nathan and Lisa discover the limits of a free market while on someone else's private property, and for some reason can't seem to shake all the hierarchy within anarcho-capitalism.

Finally: we say farewell to a true warrior, and the documentary itself turns against Jeff Berwick in a devastating way

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This week Joe Biden cancels $10k of student debt, enraging people who received debt forgiveness for legitimate reasons (owing a business).

Also, it's V-Day on Facebook as a Missouri school district reinstates the art of spanking students, and minions come out of the woodwork to show us just how normal spanking made them.

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Music:

Elder - The Falling Veil

Bulldoze - Hypocrite

Broadcast - Still Feels Like Tears

In one of the wildest episodes yet, Anarchapulco deals with the fallout of John Galton's death:

Jeff Berwick explains to attendees that many more people will have to die before this is over; Lilly accuses Paul of orchestrating John's murder; Paul claims innocence and makes even more death threats; and Nathan and Lisa Freeman found AnarchAWAKENing, a conscious conference encouraging guests to invest in their healing.

Also: what a morgue without bureaucracy looks like; Lily's tragic family history; and female buttrock

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This week Kim Bertrand from the internet and from the television show Lost joins us to witness a police officer suffering on facebook after being spurned by his favorite n-word user, Morgan Wallen

Also, pagan conservatives are ready to separate themselves from their liberal sistren, who care just a little too much about the environment and reproductive rights.

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Music:

Morgan Wallen & Lil Durk - Broadway Girls

Pentagram - Be Forewarned