Minion Death Cult

This week we watch To Die For, the astonishing new film from the wildly reactionary mind of Duke's of Hazzard's John Schneider.

A green-screen, anti-teen fever dream, the movie chronicles Quint North (John Schneider), a veteran of some war, who is intent on triggering the local high school quarterback after he takes a knee during the national anthem.

Quint's Native American neighbor, Wes, is the avenue for our main character to reel off Gran Torino style racial slurs at a flag-hating libtard, but this Native American Democrat will eventually come to respect the "crazy old white man's" fight against the modern world.

Quint also faces: a daughter filing a restraining order against him on behalf of the high school, the same local quarterback threatening to kill his dog, and a young female cop who orders a vanilla latte. Will sanity prevail? Will the American flag truly be... To Die For?

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This week we hear about a movie about a man with enough guts to violate a high school restraining order--as many times as it takes to prove his love for the American flag

Also, a woman releases a swarm of bees on sheriff's deputies when they try to evict one of her neighbors. We are "beeyond" horrified.

Finally, we meet a conservative cartoonist whose facebook-boomer sense of humor becomes something far more powerful when he takes up the written word.

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Music:

Show Me The Body - Not For Love

Pile - A Labyrinth With No Center

This week we do feminist analysis of Bro instacart delivery workers who are doing ableism by deciding to cancel my order of buffalo wings and get their hair cut instead

Also, a City Council member of a Missouri town tries to publicly shame a local restaurant for refusing to serve him 20 minutes before closing, and an aggressive vietnam veteran comes to his aid in the comments.

Finally, we check out how Herschel Walker's campaign is going with a recent debate between the democratic candidate. A fake-badge-wielding psychopath VS. a police-loving minister/landlord. How can the people of Georgia lose?

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This week Trump attempts to knock Kanye off the heat-seekers anti-semitism charts with a stern warning to American Jews

and we take a trip back to Sept 2020, when local and national news alike was abuzz with a proocative story: Trump Supporter's RV, Trucks, and Garage Burned down by Biden Anarchists Maybe

A 2022 update reveals the same Trump supporter has been charged with insurance fraud and arson for the fire that endangered his family and nearly killed his dogs.

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Music:

Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 - Socket

His Hero is Gone - Enslavement Redefined

This week we're chatting ironic hardcore merch for a minute before moving on to the story of the week: Kanye blowing up his spot in right wing media with ALL CAPS anti-semitism.

Also: RED ALERT! Gen Z has officially CANCELLED the thumbs-up emoji, but a few brave warriors have stepped forward to defend her.

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This week the boys from the SRSLY Wrong podcast come chat about their new animated series for Means TV: Papa & Boy

We discuss the father-son dynamic as a jumping-off point for comedy about socioeconomic heirarchies before diving into two very fraught topics for papas and boys

The local news interviews a concerned Mother Gooch who warns us of the dangers of letting your boy watch Hocus Pocus 2

and an opinion columnist explains why he refuses to "slap the upright palm" of anyone he considers beneath him.

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Music:

DARGZ, Charlie Stacey, Moses Boyd - Happiness

Inside Out - No Spiritual Surrender

Prolapse - Tina This Is Matthew Stone

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This week we talk about cool bands, movies about cool surfer transplants from California, and a movie made by face perverts.

Also: Herschel Walker's senate candidacy continues to be incredible, and his Based Gay Son has finally had enough.

Lastly, we're learning about the dangers of Halloween from a former practicing witch, the evil uses to which pumpkins are put, and "fake" haunted houses that turned out to be "real" (too scary)

This week, we cover the first episode of HBO's The Anarchists, a series documenting the exploits of wealthy anarcho-capitalists in their attempt to start a utopian community in Acapulco, Mexico

We're introduced to a lovable cast of characters including "child's rights" activists, book burners, alcoholic sex tourists, and dreadlocked felony pot smokers on the run from the law.

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Music: Ryan Porter - Déjà Vu

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This week we discuss Jim Henson's Trollops

Lizzo enrages flute aficionados (racists) when the Library of Congress asks her to play James Madison's crystal flute during a concert

We discuss which items we would steal from the Smithsonian

And Bill Maher teaches us not to judge slave owners too harshly during a New Rule segment you don't want to miss.

Listen to Tony on this week's Street Fight Radio

This week Maxelle from the Dysphoria Dimes podcast joins us to discuss the viral uncle moment that captivated right wing audiences around the country

and a republican primary winner's previous comments about women's sufferage resurface, forcing 35 year old on-air personalities to say "based!"

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Music:

Silverchair - Tomorrow

RX Nephew - American Terrorist