Minion Death Cult

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This week The Cult solves the Syrian civil war: "Missile strikes are not a war. It's a police action."

"Libertarians are isolationist children who would rather chop off their dicks instead of f*ck the Syrian people."

"Assad is a monster the likes of which we haven't seen since Abraham Lincoln."

AND

The Cult takes on the black thugs who were probably going to rob Starbucks and therefore had to be arrested:

"Cops were just doing their jobs by arresting innocent black men." (tru)

"The black guys planned this in order to cause racism."

"You cant just chill at Starbucks. Relaxation is theft."

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode in your podcast player every Monday  

This week The Cult solves the Syrian civil war:

"Missile strikes are not a war. It's a police action."

"Libertarians are isolationist children who would rather chop off their dicks instead of f*ck the Syrian people."

"Assad is a monster the likes of which we haven't seen since Abraham Lincoln."

AND

The Cult takes on the black thugs who were probably going to rob Starbucks and therefore had to be arrested:

"Cops were just doing their jobs by arresting innocent black men." (tru)

"The black guys planned this in order to cause racism."

"You cant just chill at Starbucks. Relaxation is theft."

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This week the Cult takes on the anti-sex worker bill FOSTA-SESTA that was recently signed into law, and how its (possibly) unintended consequences actually pose more dangers to sex workers.

Also, we cover Margaret Atwood's piping hot take on Star Wars & 9/11, and the angry nerd reaction it inspired.

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get every weekly, premium episode

This week the Cult takes on the anti-sex worker bill FOSTA-SESTA that was recently signed into law, and how its (possibly) unintended consequences actually pose more dangers to sex workers.

Also, we cover Margaret Atwood's piping hot take on Star Wars & 9/11, and the angry nerd reaction it inspired. 

It's a bonus MDC! Here's the Facebook testimony portion of the episode we couldn't contain.

"Facebook needs to protect BLM because I, as a US senator will not."

"Diamond & Silk are sexy, conservative "sistas" whose facebook account MUST be promoted on the floor of congress."

"How come Facebook knows everything I post?"

[6 paragraphs of terrible PR advice left for Zuccerberg in the comments section of a Daily Caller facebook post]

"I'm so terrible even Amber Alert blocked me."

It's a bonus MDC! Here's the Facebook testimony portion of the episode we couldn't contain.

"Facebook needs to protect BLM because I, as a US senator will not."

"Diamond & Silk are sexy, conservative "sistas" whose facebook account MUST be promoted on the floor of congress."

"How come Facebook knows everything I post?"

[6 paragraphs of terrible PR advice left for Zuccerberg in the comments section of a Daily Caller facebook post]

"I'm so terrible even Amber Alert blocked me."

This week the Cult takes on the FBI's raid against Michael Cohen, Trump's longtime lawyer and bribe-doer. We find a wide range of interesting responses, including:

"Lets get all our lawyers together and fire Mueller."

"If Mueller were after Mother Teresa, even Mother Teresa would be in trouble."

"Let's start a revolution in support of President Trump."

Look for a bonus episode on Facebook congressional testimony coming out tomorrow!

This week the Cult takes on the FBI's raid against Michael Cohen, Trump's longtime lawyer and bribe-doer. We find a wide range of interesting responses, including:

"Lets get all our lawyers together and fire Mueller."

"If Mueller were after Mother Teresa, even Mother Teresa would be in trouble."

"Let's start a revolution in support of President Trump."

Look for a bonus episode on Facebook congressional testimony coming out tomorrow!

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday & access to all past premium episodes. - This week the Cult takes on the caravan of asylum-seekers and the YouTube shooter Nasim Aghdam: - "Logic is a forbidden tool of the patriarchy" - "Who guards the National Guard?" - "I want to help fight migrants but I can't do anything physical or lift anything." - And "YouTube deserved to be shot because they stole my free speech."

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult for a premium episode every Monday & access to all past premium episodes. - This week the Cult takes on the caravan of asylum-seekers and the YouTube shooter Nasim Aghdam: - “Logic is a forbidden tool of the patriarchy" - “Who guards the National Guard?" - "I want to help fight migrants but I can't do anything physical or lift anything." - And "YouTube deserved to be shot because they stole my free speech."