Minion Death Cult

This week the cult takes on Sinclair Broadcast Group and the cringeful, scripted segment they forced dozens of their local news affiliates to read on-air.

We cover varying deranged reactions to the viral supercut, including:

No, democracy is actually bad

Corporate media is socialist

Scripted news segments are like Starbucks: good

Also, we cover Easter at the White House, and a youtube comment section absolutely DYING of thirst for Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Premium episodes every week at patreon.com/miniondeathcult

This week the cult takes on Sinclair Broadcast Group and the cringeful, scripted segment they forced dozens of their local news affiliates to read on-air.

We cover varying deranged reactions to the viral supercut, including:

No, democracy is actually bad

Corporate media is socialist

Scripted news segments are like Starbucks: good

Also, we cover Easter at the White House, and a youtube comment section absolutely DYING of thirst for Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

Premium episodes every week at patreon.com/miniondeathcult

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear every weekly premium episode

Roseanne returns to television pretending to be a woke, blue-collar Trump voter, while her sister Jackie is a hysterical, emotional Hillary supporter. It's as fun as it sounds.

Also: Laura Ingraham gets put on vacation by high schooler David Hogg, and the internet is pretty upset about it.

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to hear every weekly premium episode 

Roseanne returns to television pretending to be a woke, blue-collar Trump voter, while her sister Jackie is a hysterical, emotional Hillary supporter. It's as fun as it sounds.

Also: Laura Ingraham gets put on vacation by high schooler David Hogg, and the internet is pretty upset about it.

This week The Cult stays in California, and we explain how the Orange County Sheriff Department's decision to work with ICE actually fits with our chill California lifestyle.

Also: Schwarzenegger says some cool stuff about imprisoning Oil Execs and experiences some good ol' fashioned anti-German racism in the process (yes, we know he's Austrian)

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This week The Cult stays in California, and we explain how the Orange County Sheriff Department's decision to work with ICE actually fits with our chill California lifestyle.

Also: Schwarzenegger says some cool stuff about imprisoning Oil Execs and experiences some good ol' fashioned anti-German racism in the process (yes, we know he's Austrian)

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get a premium episode every week

Subscribe at Patreon.com/MinionDeathCult to get every weekly premium episode

This week, parents want to kill their dumb kids and their dumb kids' dumb teachers for allowing them to walk out in protest of gun violence.

We have two exclusive Facebook videos: a Disgusted Dad pulls a knife on a student at a PTA meeting in order to prove a point

and a nameless, faceless Dad confronts his son's principal to DEMAND answers from her. He is not satisfied.

An extra, personal bonus episode on this topic is also available on Patreon

Subscribe at Patreon.com/MinionDeathCult to get every weekly premium episode

This week, parents want to kill their dumb kids and their dumb kids' dumb teachers for allowing them to walk out in protest of gun violence.

We have two exclusive Facebook videos: a Disgusted Dad pulls a knife on a student at a PTA meeting in order to prove a point

and a nameless, faceless Dad confronts his son's principal to DEMAND answers from her. He is not satisfied.

An extra, personal bonus episode on this topic is also available on Patreon

Subscribe at Patreon.com/miniondeathcult to get this and every weekly premium episode

Trump fires the FBI, Hillary, Obama, and Rex Tillerson, who is now the leader of The Resistance.

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Trump fires the FBI, Hillary, Obama, and Rex Tillerson, who is now the leader of The Resistance.