Inertias, it’s that time of year — hand splitting season! And what better way to celebrate this — and every — season, than with another bodacious episode featuring one of our most legendary Miss Things yet. This bombshell, sexpot, and global phenomenon is the pin-up of all pin-ups, the most famous playmate, the smartest woman in any room, ultimate 90s icon, and now a Best Actress Golden Globe Nominee for “The Last Showgirl” — PAMELA ANDERSON. In this ep, Greg looks back to when he ended up at the world premiere of “Queer” dressed like a common pauper and may or may not have gotten mistaken for a sanitation worker while Tim remembers the time he tried to get to a picturesque beach in Thailand only to end up traversing through a forest alone at night with Beowulf nipping at his feet. Other highlights include: Greg guessing what the movie “Golda” is about, Tim’s phone getting stuck in a moving stairmaster, and both of them trying to figure out who or what Shaboozey is. The boys also talk can hygiene, hand botox, look-a-like contests, and ask the ultimate tell-all question: “What kind of sneeze do you have?” And before the ep is over, they play the hottest new game that’s sweeping the nation: “Bae Watch or Watch with Bae.” So Showgirls, unfurl your Barb Wire, break out your hottest red bathing suit and let your ears go on a little beachy vacation this week. Oh, and if you see Alan Tudyk, tell him Tim and Greg are still waiting for him at the look-a-like contest and won’t be waiting very much longer (and also tell him that they won the contest and would like to speak to his agent immediately)! BONK!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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Inertias, Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves, we hope you’re Strong Enough ‘cause this week we’re talking about one of the biggest icons to ever live. She’s funny as f*ck, the queen of tweeting, the blueprint for fashion, and the literal inventor of autotune. Yes, you better Believe it, our Miss Thing is the woman everyone wants to be and no one can beat — CHER! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he got pushed off a bridge in Croatia as his straight best friend was screaming for his life while Greg flips it and reverses it to a moment he stunned a DJ after requesting a shockingly mature song at a children’s pool party. Other highlights include: Tim bravely coming out as not a hostess, Greg’s trash bin bursting into a million pieces, Tim remembering the moment he knew he was gay (a mouse might’ve been involved), and Greg taking a solemn vow to watch Along Came Polly (ACP) ASAP. The boys also discuss their Wordle and Hangman starting words, get into a fight over what papier-mâché is, talk Ina Garten’s chocolate cake, give advice to struggling gay bars, and make a deal with the devil to get Christina Aguilera’s new face. They also play the infectious new game “Chering Clothes” and Greg brings down the house with his beautiful rendition of “Christmas Shoes.” So Gennifer Zs, slip on your thong bodysuit and get ready for an ep so good you’re gonna wanna Turn Back Time to listen to it all over again. Oh, and once you’re done, hit play on Cardi B’s latest hit “LADWAPSOS.” BONK! 

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At last! We are honoring one of the most Vulnerable and unabashedly cool girls, an effortless beacon of star power, and a taste queen with the sickest, slickest beats out there. No Gennifer Zs, we won’t Calm Down or Keep Our Hands to Ourself because this week our Miss Thing is none other than Emmy nominee for Only Murders in the Building and future Oscar contender for Emilia Perez — SELENA GOMEZ. In this ep, Greg looks back on the time he caught his husband singing “The Wizard and I” with a lyrical adjustment so surprising that it has changed the way he will hear the song forever, while Tim recalls the time he found himself fully drenched and in a gasp-off with Casey Wilson at a Happy Endings table read. Other highlights include: Tim finding Greg huddling under a coat for UV protection in public, Greg injecting Gracie Abrams song “So True” into his veins, Tim celebrating finally getting his windshield wiper fluid replaced, Greg becoming Temu’s spokesperson, and the boys go in on their experience seeing a screening of the Wicked movie with the entire cast! They also talk Liam Neeson’s pants peeing habits, Nicole Scherzinger’s icky online activity, Patti Lupone’s feud with Andrew Lloyd Webber, and play the game “What Table Would You Sit At Selena Gomez’s Wedding?” Now inertias, we know this ep is gonna be Good For You. So if you’re ready, Come and Get it! Oh, and if you find our son Villy (full name Vilified) tell him he’s grounded. BONK!

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Bang Bang Inertias! The Light Is Coming because this week we celebrate a songstress, actress, and comedian so Popular you might stop Breathin. Yes, that’s right, our Miss Thing is none other than famous ponytail queen, Dangerous Woman, and Wicked’s latest Galinda/Glinda herself — ARIANA GRANDE! In this ep, Greg tries to digest a moment in which his snack envy got the best of him and he ended up in a very sticky situation while Tim recalls the time he took a breathwork class that left him almost orgasming with a lobster hand. Other highlights include: Tim recounting his experience at the Eras tour in Indianapolis, meditation retreats, Fire Marshall Bill, the latest in fluoride technology, and how Greg is a guy who isn’t above eating meat from gas stations. They also talk about the special Peggys in their lives, debate New Jersey pizza vs other states’, and discuss the controversial custom of modesty bites. The boys also play the enormously entertaining new game “Grande or Venti” and guess pop stars’ potential sex merch. So Gennifer Zs, go Break Up With Your Girlfriends and listen to an episode that will make you Break Free (from reality). Oh, and you better pipe down while listening or else We Can’t Be Friends. BONK!

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Inertias, get ready for our most Popular episode yet because we’re making Miss Thing herstory this week with our VERY first guest! Today our good Judy, Eric Williams, the incredibly talented and funny host of “That’s A Gay Ass Podcast” joins us to honor one of the biggest broadway legends of all time. She’s an Emmy and Tony award winning star of stage and screen, the funniest soprano out there, a Good Christian Bitch, and the OG Glinda herself — KRISTIN CHENOWETH! In this ep, Greg recalls serving child-actor-from-Temu vibes when he got cast in the titular role of “You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown” while Tim and Eric both remember horrible times they had with vocal teachers. In Eric’s case, it led to a very uncomfortable conversation with his mom while Tim’s experience led to him accidentally sabotaging a man’s career. The boys also gossip about Hugh Jackman and Sutton Foster’s budding relationship, talk Shawn Mendes’ sexuality clapback, discuss the f*ckability of men dressing like Casey Becker for Halloween, and drool over the heartthrob renaissance trifecta of Adam Brody, Josh Hartnett and Joshua Jackson. They also guess what Kristin’s cameo will be in the Wicked film and play their toughest game yet, “Playbill or Play with Bill.” So Gennifer Zs, Push all those Daisies in your hand straight into the air and wave them around like a wand as you listen to the most iconic threesome you’ve ever heard. Oh, and then treat yourself to the latest self-help book from The Berenstain Bears… You’re welcome! BONK!

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Inertias, you’re about to SCREAM (2) because the talent of this famous three-name TV legend is so insane, it could turn your Intentions Cruel. She’s a Simply Irresistible comedic and dramatic actress, every gay guys’ wishlist beard, an action hero, a horror icon, the world’s most famous vampire slayer, and Tim’s ultimate Miss Thing of Miss Things — SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he became the king of his high school only to make a decision so quizzical that it kneecapped his popularity and left everyone calling him “The Grudge Boy” while Greg recounts a series of events that ultimately led to him being backstage at “Waitress” with Sarah Michelle herself! Other highlights include: Greg winning halloween, Tim earning his cohost’s pride with the publishing of his New Yorker article, Greg’s good luck (babe) run, and Tim’s experience in an S&M chat room. They also discuss the wise words of a hot yoga teacher, gaybaiting, rage content, blumpkins, and the pharmaceutical company Tim’s family should own. On top of that, the boys ask important questions like “Is there anything sexier than your boyfriend fixing the toilet?”, “Does the StairMaster make your butt smaller or bigger?”, and “Who is every little gay boy’s beard in 2024?” So Gennifer Zs, put on your cross necklaces and remember to bless God for the broken road that led you straight to Miss Thing. Also never forget to eat good fats and the stronger your legs, the longer you’ll live! BONK!

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Trick or Treat Inertias and welcome to our Halloween Spooktacular! Or as Greg would call it, “Ryan Murphy Pee-sents Gregtesquerie!” This week, we celebrate someone whose impact is so large, she literally invented the found footage genre. Not only is she the most famous project out there, but she’s also the most famous witch (not counting any witch played by our BFF Cynthia Erivo). Yes that’s right, our Miss Thing this week is the queen of guerilla marketing and the girl everyone wants a glimpse of — BLAIR WITCH! In this ep, Tim recalls the bumpy experience he had watching Little Miss Blair which quickly turned into a real life, week-long nightmare for his family while Greg harkens back to a day that he chose chaos by pulling a prank so massive that some of his friends ended up never talking to him again. The boys also talk hippity-hops, Chainfest, the wrestling federation formerly known as WWF, Tom Cruise’s coconut cake, and Tim’s pumpkin-themed outfit. Other highlights include: celebrating Greg’s 11/12ths birthday, Tim’s wonderful experience with the working women of the Getty, cruising around in a Waymo (Waymo sponsor us!), the pronunciation of “Oregon,” and longing for Van Gogh’s extreme overexposure. They also play the new hit game, “Babadook or Babadon’t” and do a Tyra Banks-inspired interview to grill the Blair Witch herself. So Gennifer Zs, stop what you’re doing and get ready to go on a Spoooookiecrisp (TM) trip into the woods where you will never be the same! BOO!! And also BONK!!

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Gennifer Zs, after hearing this episode, you’d be more than just a little Justified if you had Butterflies in your stomach from feeling like you were floating on a Rainbow. Well hold onto your neon cowboy hats and get ready for an experience that’s anything but Too Good To Be True, because our Miss Thing this week is none other than queer icon, incredible lyricist, and quintessential queen of vibes — KACEY MUSGRAVES! In this NOT Slow Burn of an ep, Tim looks back on the time he was staying on an estancia in Uruguay and almost caused a sweet Irish woman to be trampled to death by a horse while Greg opens up about the bowl of Cheerios that started a war between him and his sister. The boys also talk about the magical qualities of a squeegee, do a Capri Sun taste test (sponsor us already!), and question if Trace Adkins is a country star or a diet. They also get into the clownery of Joker: Folie a Deux, react to the pod getting banned in unexpected places for “sexual content,” and Tim may or may not mimic Greg for a biiit too long. Now hurry up, it’s almost Golden Hour, so listen to this ep before you have yourself a Lonely Weekend. And most importantly, no matter what you do Inertias, do NOT fly with a *certain nameless Irish Airline* as they are now our mortal enemies. BONK!

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DISCLAIMER: The global icon in this episode is so monumental, you’d face the Battle of Five Armies, the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and Nightmare Alley just to get a glimpse of her Blue Jasmine. She may be Australia’s answer to Meryl Streep, everyone’s Mistress America, and Lydia F*ckin’ Tár, but this two time Academy Award winner’s most important role to date is as this week’s Miss Thing — CATE BLANCHETT! In this ep, Tim looks back on the bathroom adventure that left his mom waving down every car on the highway to check if he was in their trunk while Greg harkens back to a night he was being an irresistible Carol at a party and unknowingly seduced someone out of the closet. NOTE (on this Scandal): Greg doesn’t remember the plot of Carol at all… Tim also talks about the Ubatuba tour he wants the pod to go on, Greg demands a Pink eye and Pink tongue check, and they both divulge more than a few divine secrets of the Ya-Ya sisterhood. They also taste test a taffy so tart it causes an eye twitch, ask the important Q: “Can straight men work at an Acai restaurant,” and scream/cry over the tour de force feat of cinema that is “The Substance.” They also pay tribute to the original sequel queen Maggie Smith and play two very important new games: “Sister, Mother, Daughter: K/Cate Edition” and “Elizabeth The First or Elizabeth The Second”. So Inertias, break out your roomtempanadas and chow down as you listen to an episode so good it’ll go down as a defining artifact of our new Golden Age. Oh and don’t forget it’s EGTFIT+W awareness month so wave those flags high and proud!! BONK!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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Stand Back, Gennifer Zs, ‘cause we’re about to set your Rooms On Fire! Our Bella Donna of a Miss Thing this week is the definition of autumn in a person, the blueprint for witchy style, hypnotic twirls, raspy vocals, and the queen of her reflection in the snow covered hills literally causing a landslide — STEVIE NICKS! In this episode, Tim remembers a time he cast a "Like Spell" to get a girlfriend that quickly backfired into a hex and caused him to be the gossip of his middle school computer class while Greg sifts through the emotional (and physical) wreckage of the day he almost burnt his kitchen down doing the most basic task a person can do. The boys also chat about the motherly urge to constantly be returning something, Greg’s clover tongue trick, Tim’s bird whistle, and who of them is a Dave and who is a Buster. Other major moments include: Tim learning about Mavis Beacon, Greg remembering the time he forced his grandmother to take him to see psychosexual thriller “What Lies Beneath” in theaters, and both of them rehashing this past weekend where they went to a shoes-off party that Greg was not dressed appropriately for from the ankle down. They also introduce the world to the legendary new games “Stevie Nicks or Jolly Old St. Nick” and “Which Pop Star Would Survive in Oregon Trail.” So Inertias, we’ll Stop Draggin’ Your Hearts Around only if you go strap on your Leather and Lace right this instant and listen to an ep that’ll make all your Dreams come true and also make you get right with God and the nuns. BONK!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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