MJ finds out about Roxanne's kid's morning routine. Apparently her kids have a feast for breakfast every day. Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet have announced they are getting a divorce. How is MJ going to survive? Coop sent MJ an e-mail of a local news story that the show has definitely discussed before. Why is he worried about MJ telling the story? A rapper has announced that he is starting his own hot dog business. 

Janet Jackson, who has been in some sort of hibernation over the years, is starring in a new documentary at the end of this month. But MJ has an issue with the pop-icon. Tom Brady has released a new clothing line, and it looks like he recorded a video for Twitter right in a neighborhood in Davis Islands. Roxanne has apparently fallen off the wagon for "Dry January." There is an update on the Key West Southernmost Point Buoy arsonists. Apparently, stiffing a bartender has led to their arrests. What items are you noticing are in short supply at the grocery store?

A Clearwater has won $1 million from the Seminole Hard Rock... twice. Pete Davidson has opened up about his connection to Bob Saget, who died at the age of 65. MJ tries to get a hold of Froggy, who might have a case of the Omicron. A brownie issue leads a bunch of senior citizens getting high. Yesterday, MJ and the crew were talking about Bon Jovi, and a former Survivor contestant calls in to share her connection to the singer. 

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MJ has some technical issues starting the show today. What crazy thing did MJ see while driving down the road this morning? Froggy talks about playing by his own rules, which may be why it takes him longer to get to work.

Morons in the news as an Ocala Woman has her Carport stolen by someone pretty close to her. MJ ask Froggy to be serious as they deal with an angry listener Email who was most upset about the Will Smith farting story from earlier this week.

MJ is angry with Roxanne for one of his most hated Pet Peeves. Time for a modified truth booth as a story of a woman who threw a crockpot at someone. The guys take live calls and one lady has an interesting story about throwing something about a cop. How did MJ throw something at Michelle to get him a job on the Power Pig?

Clearwater women have taken it to a whole new extreme as they glitter bomb a man and his entire home on the inside.Bob Sagets death is all but confirmed as more information was released about it. Should Tom Brady really be doing a clothing line? And out of everyone, you will never believe who has the best Uber rating!

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MJ gets worried about Froggy after his son tested positive for COVID. Froggy was late getting on the show this morning, is this because he might have symptoms?. Today's Morons in the News features a Florida woman who ran over a cop's foot in a golf cart and someone who threw a hammer in a road rage incident. Do cops have a system for detecting how many drinks people have had? A cop calls in to explain the protocol. There is an update on two celebrity deaths that happened recently. 

Fester starts talking about the latest Happy Meal toys, and the crew gets sidetracked about the new Sing movie, which MJ has never seen. MJ had a really weird dream last night, and he asks Roxanne to use her "woo" to explain what it means. Who wants to spoon with Fester? The audio of a plane hitting a train in Los Angeles is insane, and MJ plays it on the air. The first pig heart has been successfully transferred to a human, and MJ plays the audio from the hospital.

Roxanne thinks MJ should sign up with cameo, and so do some listeners. How much are they willing to pay? One listener requests a classic Crotchety call which hasn't been played on Q105 yet. Which porn star has Guillain-Barre syndrome? Froggy knows, and somehow Roxanne has a connection with her.

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A member of the MJ Morning Show's child tested positive for COVID, and now this person is doing the show at home. MJ and the crew talk about Bob Saget, who was found dead at 65 in an Orlando hotel room yesterday. Today's Morons in the News features a man who pooped on a child's picnic table, and then stole her scooter! MJ reveals that he has a doctor's appointment after the show, and one member of the show reveals that they haven't been to the doctor in years. A man places blame on a dwarf in this week's Methlab Monday story.

Do you get off on being called a "loser?" Some men do, according to one woman's Twitch account. A woman put her kid in a trunk and took him to get tested for COVID, and MJ wants Froggy to do this with his kids. Antonio Brown revealed that he wanted to moon the crowd as he walked off the Met Life Stadium field last week. The guy who is in charge of the "Birds Aren't Real" movement vomited on the air during a news broadcast, but was this fake?

A photo has gone viral after a flight passenger took a picture of another passenger's text thread on a plane. In the thread, the passenger admitted they have COVID. Who is in the wrong here? Which eye color is more attractive? Men and woman apparently have different tastes. After talking about Bob Saget's sudden death, somebody very close to MJ reveals that they've been inside Heath Ledger's apartment where he died. How did he not know this?

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One of MJ's favorite movies was actually filmed at ZooTampa, where two tigers tested positive for COVID-19. A celebrity who has been a hot topic over the last year just did something AGAIN. Is everything okay? Roxanne gives her opinion on what could be going on. There are a lot of sound bites from the old MJ Morning Show that MJ has yet to look through for the reincarnation. But there is one sound bite that MJ finds of when Fester got into a car accident, and a listener watched it happen. 

There's an update to the Key West criminals who set a Christmas tree on fire at the Southernmost Point. The suspects have been identified, and Roxanne thinks it's because their brains haven't developed fully. Is her science correct? Apparently a person BASE jumped off a construction crane in Tampa on NYE. Are you OBSESSED with celebrities? It turns out this could reflect your intelligence level. Taco Bell is releasing a subscription service for monthly tacos. A woman got revenge on her ex-boyfriend in the nastiest way. Have any listeners gotten back at someone like this?

Fester's aunt almost got seriously scammed. A TikTok is making rounds after a user documented his experience asking for "extra" steak. Wait until you hear how many pieces he got. Will you participate in the Betty White challenge? Speaking of Betty, O.J. Simpson has something to say about his former neighbor. Roxanne reveals her largest age difference in a relationship. There's an update on the Antonio Brown craziness, including the OnlyFans model he snuck into his hotel room.

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The gang is curious on why MJ is still wearing his mask. Does he have COVID? Today's Morons in the News consists of a man chasing people using his electric scooter, and a creepy guy from Louisiana who pretended to be a child so that his babysitters could change his diaper. Roxanne brings in a stocking stuffer she received from her mom, but this gets raunchy. Fester sends MJ a video of a Karen totally flipping out in a mall.

What are some good first date questions? MJ reads a list from USA Today, but these are insanely awkward. MJ and Roxanne reenact a date and uses these questions to break the ice. A listener sent MJ a picture of a male and female carrot. Who knew carrots could have gender? There's an update on the Antonio Brown situation with the Bucs, and it could shed light on the events leading up to the walk-out. When MJ and Michelle were in England, they found a T.V. show that could totally not be aired in the United States.

Would you ever let a Walmart delivery person in your home? There's a new service where people can opt-in for this. Jason Derulo allegedly had his body guard beat up a fan who called him "Usher." MJ has a list of everyone who was cancelled in 2021.

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Is MJ sick? The crew thinks something is off about MJ's voice, but he says it's just because of a vocal chord mishap he experienced this morning. What is "self-immolation?" The gang tries to guess this word used in a news story. Does anybody guess this word correctly? Today's Morons in the News features an outburst of rampage at a Wawa, a fight over a Christmas tree, and a fight at a Long John Silver's.

MJ gets a letter in his P.O. box and opens it live on the air. What is this letter for? Fester went to a hotel over the break, and his kid did something horrendous at the pool. MJ hates these Alexa devices, and this story is an example why. Apparently, an
Alexa told a child to electrocute themselves with a wall outlet. How did a question for Alexa result in this? MJ asks listeners if they will murder their Alexa for the show. Froggy, a.k.a Hal Herman, debuts a new Truth Booth for 2022. What questions does he have for MJ, Fester, Roxanne, and Coop?

Rolex Rippers are affecting other countries, which reminds MJ about a hooker story from 1991... But Michelle has never heard this before. There is social media outrage over a woman who left a 9% tip at an Applebee's. Do you think her reasoning is justified? MJ left something at an airport, but the gang doesn't think it will be at the lost and found. Have you seen the Crypto.com commercial with Matt Damon? Many think this is a horrible approach at trying to sell cryptocurrency. 

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The wait is over. MJ and the crew have returned from their Christmas vacations and are back on the airwaves here on Q105. MJ catches up on news stories they missed while they were away, like PBR's recommendation to "try eating ass" if people aren't drinking during the month of January. It wouldn't be a Morons in the News without a DUI in The Villages. Arsonists were caught setting fire to a very famous Key West attraction. What happens when two morons try throwing their meth out of the window before getting pulled over?

MJ recounts his visit to England over the break. Are you partaking in "dry January?" This is the month that many people are going to stop drinking. But some callers sound like they've been drinking all morning. Is any member of the show going to pledge to stop drinking? MJ and the crew discuss the entire timeline of Antonio Brown headlines. This all leading up to the walk-out during the Bucs game on Sunday. What do Coach Bruce Arians and Tom Brady have to say?

John Madden and Betty White unfortunately passed over the break. MJ has to address a rumor that's been going around about Betty White's death. Two Karen stories are making headlines after one woman spits on a man on a flight leaving Tampa, and another woman accuses restaurant staff of drugging her food. Today is the last day "something" is going to work, and it might affect some listeners. Two celebrities fall on the Celebrity Wheel of COVID this week.

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Do you get the Sunday scaries? MJ says he's never felt this feeling, but Roxanne says she has. People are becoming screen zombies! Most people are guilty of this. The gang talks about their excessive screen use, and one member says their kid acknowledges it when at home. Froggy steps into the Schnitt Tank to ask for investments for the "Scrush Brush." Many people are calling for the cancellation of a legendary movie.

Wink Tinklecrotch asks MJ questions in the Truth Booth about his trip to Italy. After Fester commented on Roxanne's freckly skin, she retaliates with a rap. MJ and the crew tests Roxanne's knowledge on famous movie quotes. Can you guess more than her? Do you and your spouse sleep in separate beds? Some spouses even sleep in separate rooms! Froggy has a diss-track for MJ about his Instagram.

Who is the biggest bull-(bleep)-er on the MJ Morning Show? Roxanne admitted to the gang that she lets her daughter wear 2 dresses at the same time. Some listeners come to Roxanne's defense. Skinny Jeans: In or Out? Michelle has the inside scoop on the once popular fashion trend. A jail guard makes the Morons in the News after trying to smuggle in drug filled rice krispy treats.

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Coop went down to The Keys for vacation, and discovered that there is no such thing as a place called Kokomo. So were The Beach Boys lying this whole time? Fester recounts many of the jobs he has had in the past, and for some reason specifically remembers his manager at Arby's by name. What is a 4-Fer? MJ has counted this happening 4 times in one day, and callers try to guess what he's referring to.

MJ hosted a dinner at his house, and the gang gives an honest review of what they thought about it. MJ and the crew try to create a song that encapsulates the spirit of "Cyber Monday." MJ finds a syringe needle in the Q105 studio and calls Program Director Ted to ask what it's all about. This must be the worst neighbor EVER. Could you imagine being tortured to theme song of Gilligan's Island? 

MJ gets a complaint e-mail and feels obligated to address it on the air. How long should a hug last? Froggy and Fester hug it out for wayyyy longer than what's deemed as normal. Froggy gets his tooth tested at a pawn shop, and his tooth is actually worth some value!

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