Relive some of the best moments from the MJ Morning Show!

MJ has a new sound drop after a news personality said the word "Fester" on the air. Skrizzle performs a song about a holiday with an extravagant stunt. MJ and Michelle met a few listeners while dining out, and MJ didn't believe what she whipped out. Coop brings in a new snack he saw on TikTok for the rest of the gang to try. Roxanne got an allergy test done, and it's unbelievable all the stuff she is allergic to.

MJ keeps seeing abandoned furniture all over the city. What's the deal with these couch dumpers? One woman has her own couch dumping story, and it ended badly. Froggy presents a group of blind items to the gang. Homelessness, booger eating, and marijuana smoking are all on the "Blind Item" table. Roxanne has the gang do a health test to see what each morning show member's longevity will be. Fester is unaware he missed a spot shaving... a lot of spots. Coop presents new radio station imaging pieces to the crew, but where did he find all of these sound effects? Roxanne's notebook looks like it's owned by a serial killer.

What's the dumbest thing listeners bought during the pandemic? MJ plays a classic Froggy crank call. A Morons in the News segment features a lottery ticket thief, a woman who left her kid in the car to go shopping, and a woman who allegedly threw feces at a police officer. MJ and the crew chat with Hurricane, who was a part of the old MJ Morning Show. You won't believe his airport story! Froggy tests the crew with celebrities who Roxanne would name drop. But things go awry when Roxanne remembers even more people she has met.

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MJ noticed an awful smell once he got into his car this morning. Roxanne saw what MJ saw this morning, and he thinks someone left it overnight. What exactly was it? Today's Morons in the News features a thief who tried to steal tires from a dealership... off of the cars! Another automobile moron left a private car seller empty handed when a "customer" didn't return from a test drive. MJ also talks about the worst bank robber ever, and the worst girlfriend ever.

MJ finds a story that determines a woman's strength. What does this reveal about Roxanne? She says that she can beat 50% of the morning show men in an arm wrestling match, so Froggy steps up to the plate. MJ has breaking news about his trip to London, and how this might affect his daughter Chloe. The MJ Morning Show video surprise is released, and MJ and the crew finally reveal what their top secret video idea was. Men who vape could face a certain male organ defect. 

MJ plays the $100,000 Dollar Pyramid to get the gang to guess a news story about where a live grenade was placed. Froggy complains about back pain in the middle of the show, so Roxanne and Fester walk on his back to soothe his pain. South Carolina police are searching for a ruinous pig. Is Britney Spears posting cryptic messages about having another baby? Billie Eilish revealed something about her hosting gig on SNL. 

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Roxanne has to leave early today, and Froggy thinks it's a dumb reason. Today's Morons in the News features a woman who allegedly stole $20,000 worth of scratch-off tickets, a woman who left her kid in the car to go shopping, and a woman who threw fecal matter at a police officer. During one of the commercial breaks, Froggy hears a suspicious noise come from Roxanne's bag. Froggy does a security check to make sure it's not any paraphernalia. 

MJ finds a story about an Instacart order, and Coop thinks it's total BS. MJ says that he has intel that could get a rival radio station employee fired. MJ finds a clickbait story that he believes is just for publicity, and it has something to do with the Tampa Bay area. What's the worst date you've ever been on? Listeners chat with MJ and the gang about the horrific situations they've been in.

Apparently, a reality star makes $50,000 a week for selling her farts in a jar. A new peach cobber chain is opening up new locations, and Fester is super excited. Ben Affleck is facing backlash after what he said about being married to Jennifer Garner. MJ plays audio of the Monday Night Football game with the Rams vs. Cardinals, when a fan wouldn't stop yelling.

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Why is MJ so out of breath? Well, he had to hitch a ride from Fester this morning. With the history of Fester's Lincoln Town Car, one can only imagine the trouble they had this morning. But Fester says, it wasn't his fault. Today's Morons in the News features a plethora of stories from everyone's favorite Florida town, The Villages. Golf cart crashes, DUIs, and possum's all factor in to today's stories. 

A trans woman on TikTok admitted to not disclosing her gender status to men at the bar. What do listeners think of this situation? Roxanne has a special request to ask of MJ. Froggy thinks her request isn't necessary. Michelle has a crazy story about a hairdresser who fired one of her clients. But is this reason a little too ridiculous? MJ and the crew chat with Sheriff Grady Judd to talk about the substitute teacher who was caught having relations with a student.

Why did Steve Harvey ask a pageant contestant to do a cat noise? Hilaria Baldwin should just stay off of social media, because what she posts just isn't helping her husband. At all. Dr. Oz is officially leaving his how, and his daughter will take place. But her daughter's resemblance to a certain celebrity reminds MJ of the time he met this person. A woman was fired after accepting a $4000 tip. So why did this happen?

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As soon as the show opens, Fester admits that he has to apologize for making fun of MJ's sauce. The Tampa Bay Buccaneers secured a win during yesterday's game, but not before Mike Evans totally trucked a cameraman on the sideline. On Friday, MJ and the crew talked about Adele's residency in Las Vegas. Now, another celebrity celebrity is launching an entire cruise. Will this entice a member of the show? Today's Morons in the News features a Tesla demonstration that went wrong, and a woman who was arrested after smoking marijuana on Facebook Live. 

How do people who work from home get away with this? Many people are familiar with the "mouse jiggle" maneuver, which shows you as active to your employer. Can listeners attest to this? Fester saw a sign at an intersection, and there's no possible way this isn't a scam. MJ also recently saw a sign on the corner of an intersection, and he doesn't even know why people would buy this. Remember how Roxanne and Doug are out $25,000 because of Tommy Fury's fight withdrawal? Well, there's an update.

MJ gets an honest review of the gang's time at the Schnitt house. What did everyone think about the sauce? Fester also explains how he got his hands on his white elephant gift, and who ended up getting it at the end of the night. Does Jeff Bezos not know how to read the room? Peloton stock went down on Friday after it was apart of a certain T.V. show. People are giving Chrissy Teigen crap online after she posted a picture, but it might not be that big of a deal.

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MJ has found a new sound to incorporate within the Morons in the News. Can anyone guess where this new sound is from? A popular business is changing its prices, and this might affect Fester's shopping habits. Today's Morons in the News features a bus crash after a fight breaks out, and and old woman who got back at her cheating boyfriend. Should MJ update his computer? Windows 11 recently launched, and callers offer advice about the new software update. 

MJ finds that Gen Z'ers are obsessed with a new conspiracy. Does Coop know what it is? Fester makes a huge spill on his shirt, which proves he's the biggest slob in the world. A video has gone viral after a "Karen" accused a black guy of stealing his phone. At the end of the video, you can hear how dumb she feels. Does Roxanne pass the smell test? She tries to do an experiment on MJ without his knowledge. However, somebody spills the beans. Michelle is ticked off because of something MJ said on the air yesterday about her age. The Jussie Smollett trial verdict is in, and MJ gives the rundown of what all led up to this. 

The MJ Morning Show is back in the dwarf business. But, how could we forget Dave the Dwarf? A listener requests a classic Froggy crank call. A woman was arrested after she led cops on a chase through a Florida golf course. Froggy makes a plea to all Top Golf employees to let him have a booth for his son's birthday. 

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MJ had a crazy encounter with a driver on the road this morning. He says this was the closest he's ever been to getting into an accident on the Howard Frankland. MJ asks Coop what he did for his birthday. Come to find out, Coop has been drinking wine all wrong this whole time. Today's Morons in the News is about a bus driver who got fired after allegedly running over a mailbox, and an angry ex-girlfriend who allegedly almost set her boyfriend on fire.

Charles Barkley revealed where he got the inspiration for his daughter's name. Is there anything weird about this? Turns out, even listeners have got inspiration for kids names from very strange places. Fester's wife means business. Especially when it comes to fighting children. MJ finds out that a man who was the topic of a segment yesterday actually revealed himself in front of the court house where the Ghislaine Maxwell trial was... Who was it? Roxanne saw an air freshener the other day, and it's actually really clever. Q105 Program Director Ted is facing supply issues with his pool, and a lot of listeners are victims to supply chain issues too.

Coop didn't know a certain phrase that MJ said yesterday, but he says Gen Z'ers don't use colloquial terms like this. But does MJ's daughter, Chloe, know the term? A bet gets placed. MJ FINALLY remembers the story he teased for Tuesday's show. A lot of listeners can relate to this. MJ dives deeper into the bounce house situation with Fester. MJ calls Michelle to ask her about the Jussie Smollett trial. The Pope admitted there's a sin that isn't as bad as the others. 

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MJ didn't notice any more fog problems on his commute to work. But a member of the MJ Morning Show experiences car trouble before the show. Who on Earth could be going through this? An early Morons in the News segment gets interrupted by breaking news. Somebody set the FOX Christmas tree in New York on fire. Today's Morons in the News features a man who allegedly sold meth while on shift at Waffle House, and a group of burglars who tried to steal a bunch of jewelry, but came up short. Froggy has developed a better way of consuming nuts in the morning, without getting ripped off by the vending machine.

A Sam's Club employee in Port Charlotte got pepper sprayed by a group of women after they tried to walk out with thousands of dollars worth of alcohol. Could they be making their way up to Tampa Bay? An old boss of Fester's calls him out on the show after Fester spreads "lies" about his former employment. MJ can't stand the powerful scents from candles and perfumes, and he isn't the only one. Froggy's wife Kim almost got scammed from a TECO employee impersonator. How far did she get before she realized it wasn't real? Listeners have also had the same issues.

A live "Facts of Life" and "Different Strokes" showing aired on ABC last night. MJ and the gang dissect the cast, and the retro commercials that aired in between. MJ got trolled about his sauce recipe on Instagram. He calls up an Italian chef friend to settle the dispute. Cops were asked to leave a diner in San Francisco, and a woman kicked out a customer in another diner for being creepy. Coop opens his birthday gift from Roxanne.

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It's another foggy day in Tampa Bay. MJ breaks out the fog horn, but does anyone know exactly where the sound effect comes from? Fester's daughter, Hadley, noticed something about Roxanne in an MJTV clip. It must be really hot in the studio for this to happen. Today's Morons in the News features two snake stories. One man burns down his home in attempt to get rid of a snake problem, and another man finds a snake in his couch.

Roxanne asks if she can leave during a segment to settle her problem with Apple. But after diving deeper into the situation, the gang finds out Roxanne might be getting scammed. Have any listeners had this happen to them? The worst thing happened to a woman on a date. It's so bad, MJ can't even explain it in full detail. A giant brawl broke out at a McDonald's in Atlanta. Was it really over this simple item? Roxanne reveals to the rest of the gang she was supposed to rent a house out to an athlete coming to Tampa. Sadly, this person cancelled. MJ and the gang talk with WiLD 94.1's Orlando and the Freakshow as they collect toys and cash for the Children's Home Network in Tampa.

A substitute teacher was fired after he was giving karaoke lessons to students in class. A woman on TikTok claims her guinea pig chewed her hair while she was sleeping. A man in Gainesville was arrested for allegedly using a flamethrower on his neighbors, and a nursing home thought they were being attacked! Turns out, something was in the toaster that didn't belong. Should MJ remix the Leonard Fournette song with Jussie Smollett? 

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Hopefully there isn't a gas leak outside of the building. Upon coming into work this morning, MJ and the gang smell a sulfuric-like substance outside of the radio station. Roxanne had her own gas problem on her way into work. But it begs the question, is it safe to do this at 5 AM? Today's Morons in the News segment is about a man who killed his father over a television. One headphone company is pulling products off of the shelves after reports of explosion hazards. Another company is recalling their products for hoods popping open when driving.

These lips can't be real... Can they? A woman in Bulgaria is going through with her 27th procedure on her lips. MJ plays his favorite audio clips from yesterday's Bucs game against the Falcons. Michelle has a problem with MJ's phrase, "jammed up idiot day." A new TikTok challenge on the rise is super dangers. It's even more dangerous than the Kool-Aid Man Challenge. It reminds Fester of the time he almost pierced Kesha's ear at a concert. Fester bombards MJ with a set of questions about an MJ Morning Show dinner party on Saturday he has planned.

Speaking of events in MJ's neighborhood, a major event in his neighborhood just got cancelled. What is the reason? A bunch of money was found behind a toilet in Joel Osteen's Houston church. Michael Strahan will get blasted into space on Thursday. There's an update on the Alec Baldwin situation, according to the D.A. A Lohan just got arrested and will face jail time. What did they do?

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