On today's MJ Morning Show:

St. Pizza-burg

Power at Bailey's house

Morons in the news

Sleeping and waking up-What's the worst thing you can do

Fester is hearing things

Betting legalities

Bahama Breeze locations are changing

A Bailey (not our intern) stole the wallet of a patient and went on a shopping spree

Guthrie update

If you're going to lie, be this kind of liar

Epstein doc dump update - Bill Gates

Drinking NFL dad arrested

Jon Bon Jovi and Chris Pratt to introduce the players at the 'Big game'

South Tampa hum

Guthrie update

Cougar relationships

Guthrie update

Lyft driver attacked a passenger

Woman pulled out a drill against cops

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On today's MJ Morning Show

Fester introduced his son to the Crotchety Calls

Morons in the news

Pro Bowl = Flag football

Spirit could file bankruptcy at any time

"Big game" deals

Tom Brokaw prank calls

Savannah Guthrie's mom update

Things people would do at work if they wouldn't get fired for it

Fester got called for jury duty

Amazon delivery driver goes on rant caught on doorbell camera

Reddit apology to Disney guests who may have had someone throw up on them from a monorail

Rays' owners say they'll pay at least half

A bad restaurant confrontation ends in arrests

Florida State Fair kicks off Thursday

MJ's license plate

Backlash against Tampa Bay Lightning and NHL over donation made during intermission

Sleep aid noise may do more harm during sleep cycle

Wordle may bring back used words

Savannah Guthrie's mom's disappearance update with listener theories

Latest streaming show is MJ watching that someone suggested?

Christmas crash

Sneaker culture - Nike/Costco

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Fester's encounter with Kidd Kraddick

Morons in the news

16 habits to let go later in life

Phil saw his shadow

Duke Energy asks customers to cut back today

NHL Stadium Series at Raymond James Stadium

Gasparilla Day 2026

A guy with a couch for the morning show

Jeff Vinik missed the Lightning game

Restaurant closure

Robinson Truck and Trailer Repair Ad with cursing kids

"Heated Rivalry" TV series

Catherine O'Hara RIP

Demond Wilson RIP

Celebrity news: Britney Spears, Kiefer Sutherland, Taylor Swift, Justin Timberlake

Eagle cam's eagles lost their eggs

Savannah Guthrie's mother missing

Is it rude if you don't talk to your Uber driver?

Boxer loses toupee during fight

Vaping news... vape people won't be happy

Iguanas are getting closer to the Tampa Bay area, latest batch of falling iguanas

Frozen orange juice to be discontinued by manufacturer

More names popping up in Epstein docs dump

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Researcher's book tells us Shakespeare was really who?

Myspace founder asked to bring back Myspace

Morons in the news

Classic Crotchety... caught in a trash truck

Does MJ want to buy land in Greenland

Tampa Police Chief Lee Bercaw on Gasparilla safety

Dinner at the Hard Rock, Pat Benatar and a fire in Hyde Park

MJ's dilemma of the day

Saturday night wine event

Phones work today, but all our morning shows confronted Big Scary Ron

Man passed counterfeit money in Pinellas County

SAG movies

A guy tried to spring Luigi Mangioni from jail

Core-gasms

Self-driving Waymo

Dr. Pepper jingle sparks wave of copycats trying to create jingles for other products

Tiktok uninstalls are up

Hillsborough County Sheriff Chad Chronister on Gasparilla safety

MJ's upcoming physical

Pepsi ad spoofs Coldplay kiss cam incident

Costco is removing RAM and other components from computer floor models

A Florida doctor's mugshot

Valentine's Day Sweethearts candy has some new phrases

Bathroom alert

Germs transmitted through handshakes outnumber those passed through a kiss on the cheek

Should you get the shingles vaccine?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

This celebrity's comeback might not happen after all

Morons in the news

For the "Big Game" LX... Heinz has the 114 oz. keg

NFL conspiracy theory

Talking to Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd about a drunk teacher

Denis Phillips... is there a chance of snow this weekend?

Who uses "Do you know who I am?"

Text encoder app "Signal"

If you want a pay raise at work, you hope you don't hear 'peanut butter'

America's favorite supermarket has changed

Reddit user asks for a secret, secluded spot in Tampa for a 'romantic getaway'

A star of "My 600 lb Life" died at 50

Restaurant ripped for its $20+ grilled cheese sandwich

MJ & Michelle's date night

Students using AI to cheat are using AI to dumb it down so it doesn't look like they're cheating

5 things couples should do

New mom's _______ may help with PPD

Another bride-to-be's husband died before wedding, venue wouldn't refund

Netflix is getting backlash over climber's pay

A mother named all her daughters the same name

Denise Richards is trying to keep her soon-to-be ex from getting half of her OnlyFans money

MJ saw a dumped couch is his neighborhood

OnlyFans facing a lawsuit

Twerk story at a disabled care facility

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Coffee recall

Bigfoot spotted by marines

Morons in the news

Busch Gardens' concert lineup

More morons 

Mistakenly sent texts

Julian told MJ of purchase after-the-fact

The phones work now!

Calls - Mistakenly sent texts

Lady Gaga sings

Bailey needs air in her tire

MJ & Michelle date night

Why won't 'Big game' teams won't practice at '49ers facility?

Sydney Sweeney and her Hollywood sign stunt

"Dirty Dancing" sequel

Outdoor hockey at Raymond James Stadium this weekend

MOSI rebranding

New Rays stadium cost

Hackman home sold in 11 days

MJ date night idea... that sounds disgusting

Hiring fair at Tampa International Airport (if you can get there by noon today)

What is 'belt bumping'?

Larger passengers revolting against Southwest Air

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Frozen teacher

Gasparilla

Can't find robber in Hawai'i

Morons in the news

$10K gift from Goop

Guy finds beef in freezer dating back to...

Which state has the most cheats/scammers

If you'd be able to live to 150, what would the quality of life be?

No new coffee machine

MJ says he stopped receiving bills for this...

What would you do if someone kept something from you, but you figured it out

Young listener wants to meet MJ

Fuel mix-up at a Nokomis gas station

Open seating ends

Movie recommendation

"Admin night"

Woman suing over spicy 'dragon balls' wants trial delayed

Florida tests candy for arsenic

Someone is looking for interesting people for a video project through Reddit

Taylor Swift is upset her texts were released in over Blake Lively drama

Guy flushes drugs when Hernando County deputies come to arrest him, still find them in the septic tank

Hillsborough County deputies save 4-year-old on side of road

Woman sentenced after interfering with flight crew

What do you get for a $200K facelift?

Canadian man apologizes to court for farting on Canadian mounties

Apple lawsuit settlement

Guy Fieri's 'new look'

Plea in Chuck E. Cheese arrest

Savannah Guthrie's vocal chord surgery

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

A major bank warning regarding aliens/UFOs

States where you're most likely to get attacked by an animal

Morons in the news

Legos Crocs

A.I. slop alert

Most commonly stolen crap from hotels

Matchup for the 'big game'

Something that upsets Fester

MJ's birthday weekend... pizza, movies

'Shut the hell up'... who said that?

'Let's get physical'... who sang that? (in this case, not Olivia Newton-John)

Gasparilla kids' parade

The guy who climbed the building on Netflix did it, didn't get paid much

Police speed laser on MJ's ride-along

What is it that ticks-off bartenders

"High January"

Wine event at Sheraton Sand Key

"Future Fakers"... We took calls

A car crashed into Detroit airport

Medical cannabis testing positive for pesticides

Flights cancelled at Tampa International

Dear Abby: complaint about husband following scantily clad women on Instagram

DoorDash post receives backlash

Former Olympian Wedding arrested

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Home run baseball didn't bring in the $$$ at auction

Microsoft server went down

Morons in the news

A big queso mess leads to burglary charges

Woman busted for drugging and robbing men

Things Goodwill will not accept

Parents Waymo-ing kids to school in San Francisco

School bus driver picked up prostitute

Drivers recklessly driving company vehicles

Fester's cake for MJ's 60th birthday

Sheriff Grady Judd's morning update - Fred Gill

MJ's e-mails

A call to MJ's dad

Netflix to show live free climb of building in Taipei

Arkansas winner of Powerball claims prize

4th Street encampment near I-275

NFL Michelle update

Hinge match mystery

Chief Bercaw with Kids' parade safety

Ketchup assault arrest

Jason Biggs needed to explain scene from "American Pie" to his kids

Tom Wilson says not to ask him to use his old catchphrase

Missouri man arrested for Facebook Marketplace scam/theft

Great white returns to Florida... and the band, too

Mattel is building an indoor water park near Disney

Video - A woman 'slaps' her mother for trying to kiss her baby

MJ's IG

New journal of sexual health says using porn doesn't mean there's a problem

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

If you feel sick, stay home

A 4-year-old girl is getting death threats

Morons in the news

Who's that spokeswoman from the ad Fester's been watching?

UFO story

NASA is sending names around the moon?

MJ and Michelle's Wednesday date night

"You... fatigue me"

Squirrel appreciation day (Yesterday)

The Gen Z stare

How much will your inheritance be?

24 hour rule

A person didn't leave the house for over a year

Where shouldn't you apply perfume?

Trader Joe's item that isn't making it to the car, or at least out of the parking lot

MJ's IG

No Buy January

Health talk... walking is still one of the best exercises

Academy Awards nominations

Beckham family update

Be careful with that heating pad

Ashton Kutcher - "The Beauty" on FX

Delta passenger got wet from what?

A former teacher of the year in hot water

Rubber grounds at playgrounds? That stuff may turn out to be bad for us

Vanna White got married

Dr. Phil's son

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