On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ and Michelle watched 'The Rip'

New Heinz invention

Morons in the news

New 3D MJ and Fester figurines

Who sells the best rotisserie chicken?

Shooting at a snake... Sheriff Grady Judd on with MJ

Lululemon pulling clothes that become see-through

Students sue over being suspended for giving racist gifts to their friends

Grabbing carry-on bags on an emergency landing

Tiktok video: Alcohol in class

Julian and Michelle found a book of Disney drinks

Chloe's apartment complex has an issue with people leaving shoes outside their entry door

Baldoni/Lively update

MJ and Michelle watched 'Adolescence'

What percentage of men do women find attractive?

Universal Orlando announces new roller coaster on the heels of announcement of a death on a roller coaster

Ben Crump is representing family of 70-year-old who died on a ride

Woman sues after giving birth to wrong baby

Rays looking at Hillsborough College location

Fingernails 10x dirtier than a toilet seat after a workout

When is a male's sexual peak?

"You're too good for me"

Guy meets Russian woman online, goes to visit and is sentenced to 5 years in prison

Hotels are getting rid of bathroom doors

GTA6 made available to a dying fan

Bringbackdoors.com website for hotel bathrooms

Ashton Kutcher's new series on FX

Wednesday night date night

Dr. Pepper uses influencer's jingle in new ad

Gen X & Millennials set to inherit trillions

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Michelle's purchase from Amazon

Hotel on the moon

Morons in the news

Mr. Beast's real net worth

Shoplifting suspect chased, tries to ignite shotgun shell

15 unwritten rules of life

MJ encountered the 'white van scam'... We took calls

Fester's wife found a package in the road

How many hours of video game playing each week before it affects your life

Largest Buc-ees is coming to Florida

Brooklyn Beckham tells all and has no plans to reconcile

Papa John's new protein pizza

Milk alternative may not be so healthy after all

A guy in an old Cadillac cruises by in MJ's neighborhood

Mickey Rourke's says the gofundme was a scam by an employee... In other Mickey Rourke news, his dog needs surgery

A burglar broke in and stole a bed and couch

Baker in Miami killed by a bread making machine

A local tow truck driver stole a vehicle from an accident site

Medical marijuana study shows it may not be as effective as some think

15 Tampa area restaurants locals don't want tourists to know about

Blake Shelton isn't a fan of 'dry January'

Ulta employee arrested for theft of cash and products

Rogue elephant kills 22 in India

One company's powder sold for nutrition was actually cake batter

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Gasparilla parades

Badminton clubs?

Morons in the news

MJ found a treasure while walking his neighborhood

Strange/dangerous seeds mailed from China

2016 photo trend

Julian's girlfriend bumped into someone...

Another spin-off of 'Game of Thrones'

Poison anniversary tour cancelled

Kiefer Sutherland update

Greg Biffle's home was robbed

A guy put a tracker on a woman's car

Restaurant charging for packaging kicks out customer recording the manager

Tampa man feeling traffic stop crashes into 6 cars

Woman dies following riding Universal Orlando attraction

A funeral hearse was seen ordering at a McDonald's drive-thru

Michelle's latest thrift store find

Happy Birthday, Dolly Parton!

New product being offered by KFC... in another country

Football update!

Matt Damon and Ben Affleck's new Neftlix movie, and they say Netflix has a reason to change the way shows are written

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Lucky 1313

Fester's muffins

Frigidaire mini 'fridge recall

Morons in the news

More morons in the news

Verizon offers $20 credit

Blooming toilet lawsuit update

Travis & Taylor rumor

NYTimes - has Taytay become 'cringe'?

Show for cancelled celebs on E!

Who really benefits from weight loss drugs?

Woman followed by a repo man

Woman at a gym threw a weighted plate at head of another woman

Study - Maybe microplastics aren't building up in us as we've been told

Gen Z's changing based on social media

Reese Witherspoon says to ignore the fakes of her on social media

Arrest in Charlotte County for Walmart Challenge

Woman arrested in Osceola County in pickpocket scheme

Movie: Anaconda

Cold temps

Listener sent a picture of Fester (that isn't Fester) to MJ

Adirondack chair recall

Dump truck with bed raised tore down power lines in Pinellas County

Valrico guy charged over dumping nails on the road multiple times

Celebrity news - Daniel Stern, Julio Iglesias, Timothée Chalamet, Timothy Busfield, etc.

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On today's MJ Morning Show: 

Indiana Jones Stunt Show mishap

Morons in the news

A middle school teacher threw a shoe at a student... is in trouble

Lawyer/husband staying with teacher/wife after she cheated with 17-year-old student

Yesterday's Verizon outage 

Greenland 2 (Movie)

NASA returns sick astronaut 

Kiefer Sutherland update

Gubernatorial candidate wants to tax OnlyFans creators 50%

Miami passengers kicked off flight update

Wedding aboard a Southwest Air flight

Ex-Miami coach could become Tampa Bay offensive coordinator

Another arrest of the pepper spray bandits

Guest - Brian Franzese of Bella Vino Wine and Cheese Market

Matthew McConaughey's new trademarks to protect himself from A.I.

Massage parlor worker tries to keep police away in unique way

Bad Bunny dancers for halftime must be in a particular height range

Runaway emu caught

Love is blind dating 

Retractable toll plate reader shade

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Michelle & Julian's Thrifting

Healthiest breakfast orders

Morons in the news

2 Hotel stories

NCAA championship game prices

Sad NFL on Fox

Junk in MJ's house

Michelle's new FBI Terrorism Task Force shirt

$15 million scratcher won in Florida

Kiefer Sutherland's ride-share incident

Photo - Rules for Carrie Underwood appearance

What's the issue with Angelina Jolie's finances?

Oprah on GLP1 drinks a lot of water

Blake Shelton on rumors of split with Gwen Stefani

Pooping in an aisle in a store

Anxious fliers

A.I. food delivery fraud

Fast food worker threatens to kill coworker

Fester's mattress

Greenland/Greenland 2

Worst states to raise a family

Olympic rugby star Ilona Maher sets a troll straight

Food by Tiana - Largest slice of pizza

Influencer and ER nurse go head-to-head over shirt

Color changing nails at CES

Villages resident in trouble for moldy driveway

Which state's residents spend the most on alcohol per capita

Worst selling cars in the USA

Costco items that make the $65 membership worthwhile

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Deadliest Catch

Morons in the news

Android security update release... do you care?

Pantyhose Elvis

Bright security light on a house

Tuition for both kids is late

Surcharges for credit cards

Greenland 2

Small talk in supermarkets

Where is Special K made?

Tampa Toyota Supra crash caught on camera

Sleep survey

Jumping 50x to get moving in the morning

2 women removed from an American Airlines flight for sitting in wrong seats (First Class)

Jeff Knight hearing

What's a 'choppleganger'?

Law & Order SVU episode pulled featuring Timothy Busfield

CDC says we haven't reached peak flu season yet

Chatbot news still unreliable?

GLP1's... how fast does weight come back on?

Tater tot recall

MJ may have pizza review video

Earliest age of cognitive decline

"Autism Barbie"

Bachelorette looking for magician/stripper

Lectern guy running for office in Florida

Some fluid dripping from Julian's NY dorm room... call to Billy Howard

Dog ejected from car after police chase

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ's dream

Morons in the news

2 nighttime behaviors that could extend your life

Battery fire in a garage

Fester's son wanted to visit something on MJ's Instagram

Supermarket receipt prices compared from 1997 to today

Michelle dating 

The Amazon driver in south Tampa that blocked MJ and another driver

Boogerwall

Window for women to get pregnant and live longer

Michelle's latest accusation of MJ

What's happening at the former Clear Channel property in Tampa?

Skip Bayless on Tom Brady

Discovery, Amex....

Kelly Ripa's husband Mark Consuelo says leggings are dead

Tabellas

Daniel Stern received a citation for soliciting a prostitute

Achievement cakes

Weekend's NFL results... who did you root for calls

Fear Factor reboot

Sad news: 17-year-old hit by train 

Man receives 21 felony charges, opened fire on vehicle

NY plastic surgeon hacked

A young cancer patient asks transport drivers to stop at McDonald's

Healthiest states

Getting drunk from pizza

Waymo car drove on light rail tracks

Billy Howard from The Consumer Protection Firm

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Drinks that "smoke"

Morons in the news

Google A.I. in Gmail

Sick: A mom had parties to watch kids have sex

Tampa Police Chief Bercaw on National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day

Weight vests

Pat Benatar's birthday is tomorrow

NFL coaches and assistant coaches being fired

Using a new TV box to get rid of an older TV

UPS is busy now because of gift cards

You can see Denis Phillips at Oysterfest (you'll need to buy your own tickets)

Fastest growing new sexuality term: Heteroflexible

Spider bite lady in the news... Patty on the phone

Woman snorts her meals

Update on the salt & pepper spray bandits

Solution on the thermal paper register receipts concerns

Trump says he's not considering pardoning Diddy

MJ got a paper check 

Epic Universe removed a family with an autistic child, accusing them of shoplifting 

Which airlines have the most unhealthy water aboard? (not bottled)

A broken toilet at MJ's house

Jennifer Lawrence wants all dogs obliterated

U.S. is offering to buy Greenland for how much?

True of false: Netflix After Dark with adult content

Bill presented in Florida to make it illegal to hold a cell phone in your lap

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Blackhead bride

NY jeweler goes after competition

Morons in the news

Drawing kid did was not what you think...

AI slop - fake Walter White inspiration story

Fester's mattress

Fraud and MJ... again... We took calls

Coach Bowles... will he return to the Bucs?

MJ Instagram

Salt and pepper spray bandits

Michelle's latest MJ slogan

Michelle... the year of Michelle

MJ - Mandarin oranges

New food pyramid

Nurse knew signs of O.D.

Which movie had the most leftover novelty popcorn buckets?

Matt Kalil suing ex over her description of his junk... We took calls from ladies only

Walrus wang stolen from NJ bar

Fire at Sonny's in Bartow

Foo Fighters' guitar player had a gardening accident

Patrick Swayze's brother Sean Swayze dead at 63

Matt Damon's weight during 'The Odyssey'

Characters entering public domain

Tips for longer life

St. Pete rooftop pee-er

Taylor didn't attend Travis' last game

Did Bradley Cooper get plastic surgery?

Dollywood drink fountains anger fans

Star Search reboot on Netflix

Nikki Glaser afraid to roast this celebrity

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