On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ's vanilla ice cream isn't quite ready yet

E-mail from listener... We confirmed MJTV is ON

Morons in the news

End of the world/Rapture

Silly string attack

Playmobil porta-potty

Listener - Alicia's crazy Uber ride

'Burger King Bobby' saw open carry

Survey - do people know their partner's favorite flower

Hotel breakfasts

Condiment pocket packing

Podcast - Twoguysonaplane - Baby in overhead compartment

New FX show

Claims that Disney is empty

Lakeland school employee allegedly took meds

Kimmel is back on tonight

Listener e-mail about the show

Listener e-mail about 'Married by Chloe'

Bradenton horse poop

Bill Belichick's girlfriend at game

Air Supply coming to town

"Gentle parenting"

Is MJ "cluttery"

Associate of Joe Exotic killed at show by tiger

Epic Universe incident update

Woman named Isis wants to keep her license plate

Michelob Ultra is now most sold beer in America

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Philly Eagles' chief of security fined by NFL for text

Morons in the news

Fine for texting while driving in Florida

Large high school football player leaps onto opponent, causes spinal injuries

New game-stealing pasta from Olive Garden

MJ's Uber story

Chloe as a notary public can marry people

Treasure Island commissioner in texting scandal

The NFL on MJ with Coach Bowles

Amazon Web Services ad

Gifting a shovel

Charlie Sheen makes claim about cartel

MJ needs to apologize to a celebrity

Gary Busey sentenced for groping

Sarah Michelle Gellar taking flack for buying expensive car for her daughter's 16th birthday

Matthew McConaughey knows secret to better marriage

More details about death at Epic Universal 

Local media finally reporting local story

Ferris wheel may be added to downtown to Tampa

American Airlines zip tie and duct tape

Fight on a flight

What is 'heavy soda'?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester's kid's Ford Model T

5 foods as bad as eating sugar

Another letter from Ed

Morons in the news

School fools stories

Naughty nurse

Google e-mail... MJ may be giving in

Epic Universe guest dies

MJ has an IRS update

Customs finds human remains in luggage

Adele might be in negotiations

MJ IG Video

Wedding DJ quit on the spot

Samsung refrigerator showing commercials on screen

Are Gen Z's afraid of filling up at gas stations?

Dirty reusable shopping bags

AITAH... Woman breaks up with boyfriend because he wouldn't do this

Email from listener Nick

Visit from Station House BBQ

Rage baiting scheme sends man to jail

Chimpanzees have equivelant of 2 alcoholic drinks per day

Louisville PD crushing cars used in street racing or intersection takeovers

Bear in a Dollar General

Another bear breaks into a soft cooler

Matthew McConaughey refused to do rom-coms

Uber testing taking cash

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Recap - 5 in Largo arrested for 'To Catch A Predator'-type 

Morons in the news

Dine & Dash for bars terms

'Fat bicycle'

Home Depot's Halloween bucket

Lawsuit - Passenger on roller coaster hit in face 

Hadley went on a field trip to Raymond James Stadium

Chloe's insurance

"Wednesday" spin-off

Is 'Girls' night out' still a thing? We took calls.

Caller learned her license was suspended

A gift from Fester

Charlie Sheen documentary

Ellen being sued over car accident

Dick van Dyke turns 100 in December

Man relieves himself in theatre during 'Demon Slayer'

"The Pitt" medical drama

Cocaine is making a comeback

Florida open carry law 

Watching videos to get toilet paper from dispenser

Guy arrested for not leaving Delta Sky Club

Video - Near miss at a gas station

Employees fight at a Benihana

M&M's crash and spill

Twinkies candy bar

"Tampa's Best" nomination

Spirit Airlines pilot told to get off iPad by air traffic control for flying too close to path of Air Force One

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Nostril breathing... ok, maybe not

Electric scooter & wheelchair restrictions on flights

Morons in the news

Traits of people who wear a watch daily

Disney ticket deal

School threats

'Dancing With The Stars' Hilaria

Woman rescued dog from alligator

School kids whizzing

Tiktok Benadryl challenge

IDGAFFoods guy on Instagram

Pot smoking while driving

Quiet-time fee

Costco recall on prosecco exploding bottles

Parody song

5 arrested for 'To Catch A Predator' type attack

Possible 90's group reunion

Fan favorite returning to Costco

Marcus Jordan's possible DUI

Cruise ship returns port after brawl

Substitute teacher assistant hit autistic child with lunch box

Student bitten, adult bites back

Publishers Clearing House assets purchased, except 'for live' winners

Celebrity chef robs three San Francisco banks

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Studio update... getting close!

MJ's IG videos

IMAX boss

"Strapple"

MJ & Michelle putting Chloe's furniture together

Do THIS to live longer

DUI in a Barbie Jeep

Wrong way DUI on I-4, and a call to TPD Chief Bercaw

Taylor Swift's bulletproof shield

Bucs win!

Michelle's birthday 

Paddlefish at Disney Springs robbed

Bucs win and the "Coach Todd Bowles Show"

Being underweight vs being overweight

Confessions... Have you had a co-worker fired? We took calls

Robert Redford RIP

Muscular calves = healthy brain? 

Slammed by groom's family for bringing own food to reception

Woman are using this as a repellent against creepy guys

MJ is disappointed with Tom Brady and Gronk

Jury duty scam in Pasco County 

Starbuck's sales are down

Cousin Greg from 'Succession' update

Florida's open carry law

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester's RV sales in Hershey, PA

Bucs on Monday Night Football

Morons in the news

Guy pulls gun on door-to-door solicitor... We took calls about solicitors

FBI burned meth, smoke filled animal shelter

MJ's IG - woman in flight vaping... We took calls

MJ flight diverted story

Shrimp testing by CD consulting

Radioactive Shrimp, song parody

New studio update

Paris Hilton refrigerators... fire hazard?

3 word phrase that will grab everyone's attention

Taylor Swift... did she attend the KC game?

Serial hotel breakfast thieves

What should you do with burnt food?

Family mistakes fireworks for birthday candles

Cute psycho mugshot

Benson Boone concert cameraman caught relieving himself in Clearwater store

Open carry

Stupid road rage... brake checking an ambulance on it's way to a call

Walmart online selling 'sovereign citizen' license plates

MJ's bear video on IG

Emmy recap

What music helps through car sickness?

Cracker Barrel not changing interiors

Man jumps off Royal Caribbean cruise ship to escape debt

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On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show:

MJ Once Got Caught Crossing The US Border

Woman's Sister wants her to change her dog's name

Morons in the news

Classic Crotchety - Milton Flips Truck

Nasty, Rotten kids in neighborhood 

MJ's Kleptomaniac Listeners 

House Sitter Confessions Dog Sitter Blocks Security Cameras 

Why Was MJ's Driver License Suspended 

Classic Crotchety - I Lost Mommy

Can AI Create Great Custom Songs 

Have You Ever Lied On A Resume Or Know Someone Who Did 

MJ Hates This Style Of Food 

Retail Tipping 

Fester Befriends A Killer Psychologist 

MJ Presents Hadley's Factual Facts 

Fester Had A Run-In With FHP 

Are These The Top Fast-Food Burgers In America 

Be Careful To Not Hit Gators On The Road Fester Did It And Tells The Story

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On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show:

Fester's Story The Swinger At The Podiatrist's Office

Do Food Delivery Drivers Eat Some Of The Food

Morons in the news

Steaks From A Parking Lot

Woman Asks Stranger At Walmart 'Pretend You're My Husband'

Perfect Songs From 1985 That Define The 80s

Doing This Might Get You Put On The No-Fly List

Grocery Delivery With Calls

70% Of People Watch TV With This On

Classic Crotchety - IRS Mess

How To Ruin Your Wedding Day With One Sentence

Collectibles - Jellycats

Michelle's Crazy Uber Story

Home Alone - Plaza Hotel - Ice Cream Room Service

Classic Crotchety - The Hearing Aid

Fired For Twerking While Working

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On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show:

15 Traits Of A Selfish Partner

Fester VS MJ - Who found the Wendy's T-Rex Burger First?

Morons in the news

Classic Crotchety - 1-800-How's My Driving

Creep-O-Meter - Age Difference When Dating

Traits Of People Who Hold Doors For Strangers

Embarrassing Wedding And Buffet Line Doggie Bag Fillers

Do NOT Answer These Questions When She Asks

Gen Zs Don't Know How To Change A Lightbulb

What Erroneous Things Were You Told As A Child We took lots of calls

Costco Jail And Shoplifters

Classic Crotchety - Demonic Furbee

What Do You Know About Redheads

Lawyer Arrested In Buffet Line

When Do YOU Worry About Phones Remaining Power

Don't One Time Your Restaurant Server

Half of Americans Carry Spare Underwear

Classic Crotchety - The Car Alarm

Experts Say Not To Give This Snack To Kids 

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