On Today's BEST OF The MJ Morning Show

28 Miracles at 35,000 Feet

What Is Recession Hair

Morons in the news

MJ Morning Show Saving Your Relationship - Never Use This Phrase With Your Significant Other

How Fester Got Free Food For A YEAR

Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls

MJ Checked in LIVE

Celebrity Romance Scams Featuring Calls From Our Listeners

Throning/Dating up

Middle Of The Night Classified Ad Prank Calls

What Are Women Attracted To In Men

Concert Economics - How Much Do You Pay Per Song?

What Do Employees Steal From Work

Classic Crotchety - The Garage Door

How Can You Tell That She's Just Not Into You

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester eating

Football chatter

Morons in the news

U.S. Open told networks to keep reactions from the crowd off air

Would-be assassin challenges Trump to round of golf

Serial puncher

MJ's incident at Publix

Phillies Karen took home run ball

MJ's bagel issue

MJ's ice cream not quite ready yet

Mom let kid sleep in bed at JCPenney while she shopped

Wedding crashing thiefs arrested

Wedding stories

MJ trying to get credit Verizon... We took calls

Bucs and Bulls football

USF 

Creepy story... man living in crawl space

Villages incident reaches final disposition (Man who peed on Spam display)

Kate McKinnon reveals case of 'geographic tongue'

Howard Stern fools news outlets

Nantucket cocaine levels higher than average

Worst daycare center... snake bite, family wasn't told

Pilot on 'shrooms plead to trying to shut off engines on flight

Powerball had two winners

Coldplay kiss-cam woman has filed for divorce

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Ice cream preview

Dreams

NFL is back

Morons in the news

Junior Caminero's 40th home run ball

Supermarket - Erewhon

Texting woman crashes rental

Classic Crotchety

Family fight over Playstation game

Guy sends Venmo request to date

Ice cream talk 

Dates with most birthdays of the year

Keeper of the Annabel doll, cause of death revealed

American Eagle stock soars despite Sydney Sweeney backlash

Pete Davidson on Shark Tank

Villages News

Joe from Ice Dreammm arrives

Taylor Swift wants kids, and a band has volunteered to play wedding

MJ, Michelle & Fester eat ice cream

Urgent care employees fired for posting videos making fun of patients

MJ's IRS update

Sextortion scam

Ex-Playboy model called out for outfit on flight

Target warehouse employees looking to be paid for 30 minute walk to work

Kelce Brothers have a brew

Selena Gomez's mom allegedly snorting Ritalin... she denies it

More SNL cast members dropped

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Burning Man

Morons in the news

Powerball & Publishers Clearing House

How to increase the odds of winning lottery

MJ's IG - Restaurant where MJ would not tip

Julian's friend's dog got high

Sitting on the commode with your phone can lead to hemorrhoids

St Pete woman arrested... poured bleach on his clothes

Reddit story... man's take when woman sat next to him on SW flight

Ice cream

Pizza

$2 bills (and nudists?)

U.S. Dept. of Agriculture is using "Thunderstruck"

Most famous Floridians

Most famous brands by state

Joe from Ice Dreammm

IG - Nobody in NYC knows...

Shein ad with Luigi Mangioni

Roger Goodell feeds the flames of Swifties and Super Bowl halftime show

A doctor says Pickleball is a drug

Affect of artificial sweeteners

Flight cancelled when pilot spilled coffee

Ding dong ditch shooting details

New Kathryn Bigelow movie 

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Pediatrician says toddlers are meant to be a-holes

Morons in the news

Chuck E. Cheese arrest bodycam video released

Powerball again

A.I. slop

Bezos mom and Eminem

Tookie

MJ's Salad dressing

MJ IG - Tampa's mystery solved

A mailbox?

E.U. bans chemical in gel nail coating

2 drinks that cause baldness and gray hair

Wedding crasher steals tens of thousands of dollars 

Creepy stories

Julian is shooting video 

'Duh' story of the day

Broke daughter of Elon Musk

Tennis

Ultrasound scam

Unverified online gambling sites

Pickpocket in Italy caught and held by her ponytail

DWTS - Season 34 cast revealed

Sandler is coming to the Ice Palace and MJ didn't know...

Stupid people... two guys shooting at each other wearing kevlar helmets, does not end well

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Hat stolen by a rich guy

Tesla auto pilot mode crash

Morons in the news

MJ's car scuff

Dear Abby - I was robbed by my cat sitter

Teacher of the year?

Verizon service problem on Saturday

MJ's ice cream

'Scavenger hunt' sent man speeding

Julian's trip to the airport

Furniture for Chloe

The studio phone number saga may be coming to an end

African grey parrot stolen

Police chase using grappler ends badly for a car

Creepy story - Woman went for waxing, waxer was wearing meta-video glasses

MJ's IG

Ding dong ditch story ends in shooting of 11-year-old

Golf cart through the door at a supermarket

Gordon Ramsey had surgery for skin cancer

UNC's first touchdown with Bill Belichick as head coach

Early ride at Busch Gardens being removed

Guests at HersheyPark, PA, see a young child walking on the monorail

Man using camera under woman's skirt at a university library

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

George Thorogood tells legend to 'suck it'

Late NFL team owner had drug issues

Smoking dog

Morons in the news

Middle seat mayhem

Beware of the kidnapping hoax

Husband caught doing this at a restaurant

Powerball

Instead of Sunday scaries... there's this month scaries

Caller - what do you think about dogs in car hanging head out window

Dangerous game of musical chairs

Naked yoga... a confidence booster

Michellephant

Breathing in micropastics

Video - stairs on top of a car

Decorated cake with an apology

Hulk Hogan

Work scams

Kim Banko on being careful with 'sponsored ads' when searching online

"I'm an AG"

Arrested for attempted kidnapping of a bikini barista

Michelle's Lowes experience

Grandfather put drugs in his granddaughter's drinks... may be pulling a scam

NBA player Zack Edey pulled over driving 101 in a 55

Travis Kelce merch flying off shelves

Tesla fire

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Cruise stories

Morons in the news

A husband angered his wife by doing this... We took calls

E-mail about Michelle

MJ got onto 'Stacy's' nerves

A professor dismissed his class in a viral video because of this happening

Who offered to officiate the Swift/Kelce wedding?

MJ and Michelle... new phones have arrived

What's going on with Taylor from Scores?

Don't fall for this racket that's still happening

KFC's rebranding

Guilt tipping... we took calls

MJ's thinking about a new logo

Batman saves the day

Explosion 

Dispute between Youtube TV and Fox channels

FBI raid at a house in Avila

Google A.I.

Michelle's morning show critique

Pauly Shore health news

Finally caught up with Taylor from Scores

Jordan Hudson is filing for a trademark

Simon Cowell, then and now

Mark Zuckerberg spending huge amounts on property, and distributing noise-cancelling headphones to neighbors for the construction

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Selfie-related deaths and injuries

Morons in the news

EminMJ

Home explosions

Crazy mugshot

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged... We took calls

Goodyear auctioning off a blimp ride

Butter candles

Powerball

How many ding dongs can Fester fit in his mouth?

Cracker Barrel backlash

Former USF head coach Jim Leavitt arrested

Pumpkin spice latte

MJ spoke with Jim Leavitt's lawyer

Amazon driver harassed 

Ride share driver rescued after driving down boat ramp

Hooters may be making a change

Couple needs to set up a doorbell camera at their new apartment

Suing Delta over being slapped by flight attendant

Device smoking on a flight causes emergency

Brawl on an American Airlines plane

Man arrested after he allegedly battered girlfriend over watching video during sex

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On today’s MJ Morning Show:

Ant smuggling... as in insects...

Crazy guy threatens a school bus

Creepy guy from Lakeland arrested for checking doors at a Wachula school

Morons in the news

Trends people will regret in 10 years

Upcoming Q105 promotion

Stanley Cups out, Owala Cups in… We took calls

Stench of marijuana on people… We took calls

He is in bigger trouble after husband dies from acid

Real estate agents say they’ve been asked about sleepovers

Man at council meeting imitates motorcycle engine

80-year-old arrested (in 2023) for kicking the owner of a service dog

Actor Robert Davi visited the studio… Talked about his neighborhood’s battle with pickleball

New studio delayed by MJ

A Walmart truck pulls up to a farmer’s market

New Pringles flavor

New nude Britney Spears photo

Michael Richards returns to stand-up

Menendez brothers still not released

Statement from Cracker Barrel

New dining spot at Disney is tough to get reservation

Drive thru at White Castle charged a simple order $15,400

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