On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester is a scam artist

Morons in the news

Tiktok trend.. kids peeing on other kids' heads?

Onlyfans model arrested for relieving herself in stores

Plane boarding may change to facial recognition instead of paper or apps

Was the Blue Origin launch faked?

MJ had this encounter with a 'homeless' person

Couple left baby in hotel room to visit bar... We took calls

What's in the box?!?!?!?

ATM money scammers still being chased down by Chase bank

New College employee arrested for exposing himself... Family says there's a medical reason

Soup recalled because of wood?

Haley Joel Osment arrested

What is 'code-shifting'? We took calls.

Sports bra warning

McDonald's non-menu item... Grilled cheese-but don't expect much

Scams

Bobby Brown doesn't think much of Britney's version of 'My Prerogative'

Warnings about fake Ozempic being 

Rabbit sucked into engine of plane

70% of Americans check out of work 3 days before their vacation

Southwest Air is making changes

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Indeed missing people

Something MJ noticed about Michelle

Morons in the news

Woman in hotel found pictures under sink depicting abuse

Pets are as good as a spouse, or as good as kids

Texting this seems disingenuous

Kids don't know how to talk on phones

The $5 bitching fee

Deadline approaching... are you ready? We took calls.

Bodycam released of teacher and principal who had party with teens and alcohol

Woman sets dating demands in her Hinge profile

Wink Martindale RIP

Fester had never seen a black & white movie

Katy Perry stories

Christmas ornaments may be hit by tariffs

Guy calls in fake bomb scare to cruise line because he had to watch pets

Bride picked ugly bridesmaids

Electric scooter crashes into fire truck

Resident wants help getting rid of smell from neighboring apartment after body removed

Study about the '5 second rule'

Michelle: 'Mind Over Matter" looking for volunteers

How to have the perfect day

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Teacher/student incident from Chicago... teacher never told her husband

Morons in the news

Pokemon craze

New Grand Theft Auto game causing stir

Jeff Bezos faceplant

Katy Perry stories

Crocs blamed for causing crash into Kum & Go

What is 'recession hair'?

Woman 'cart shamed' at Walmart

What is 'pocket watching'?

MJ and Coach Dungy

Tampa Bay Gone Crazy... woman ran over girlfriend of estranged husband

Audio - fake witness from fishing charter incident

Audio - Are fake Indeed interviews making people disappear?

Joann's bankruptcy sale

Tax Day (usually)

"The Breakfast Club" reunion

Is guy the AH for wanting his rich girlfriend to purchase her own engagement ring?

Stevie Nicks added new tour dates... Michelle wants to go

How to tell when someone is using ChatGPT to do their writing

Food that is good for your blood pressure

Woman addicted to eating tea leaves

Eyelash shedding season

Disneyland naked Canadian guy on drugs

Panama City Beach might not be the spring break place to go

Pennsylvania governor's home set on fire

Woman pulled over on way to own wedding

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ and Michelle missed a concert in The Villages

Morons in the news

What did Fester break?

100 over the speed limit, DUI

Fester's BBQ trophies from the weekend

Will Ferrell in Paypal ad... would that be a federal violation?

What do you do with new clothes?

Food warning... Celery

MJ and Michelle relationship alert... over movies

Katy Perry is headed to space!

Canadian journalist has off-color comment hurled her way... by an 8- or 9-year-old

Do men prefer pouty/puffy lips or natural lips?

You can turn yourself into an action figure

MJ's experiment... talking to the dogs on the radio

Something disturbing that MJ read about marriages linked to dementia

Getting closer to today's launch

Is this really a guy's real name?

MJ crossed paths with Tony Dungy

Launch coverage of Blue Origin New Shepard

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Backlash over 'ring on finger' photo

A foster child traded for a monkey

Morons in the news

Pop-Tarts... the Walmart version

Bath & Body Works scent plug-in caused damage

Flight turns around on route to Italy over unruly passenger

A live chicken brought to showing of "A Minecraft Movie"

A what point does low battery cause panic to set in

Bill in state house over hand-held phones while driving

Prada buying Versace

Why do people want Katy Perry to die in space?

What drink order puts bartenders on high alert

What's the only airline that allows airline attendants drink on flights

An assistant principal makes inappropriate behavior with 13-year-old student, makes him massage her feet

Update: Weezer's bassist's wife arrested for attempted murder

Nicki Minaj victim of swatting

Publisher's Clearing House files for bankruptcy 

Masters Tournament.. Story about MJ turning down endorsement

Amazon CEO says the days of cheap stuff is over

Weight loss meds are hurting traditional weight-loss centers

CEO and family on fateful helicopter flight in NYC

Bill Belichick's girlfriend entering Miss Maine pageant

4-year-old found wandering around Arby's drive thru in Clearwater

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

 Co-worker looked nude in the hallway

Jimmy Hoffa's final location

Nearly 200 cows missing

Morons in the news

'Gas Friend' Scam

'A Minecraft Movie' moviegoers are damaging theaters

How do you know if she's just not that into you

MJ's Instagram - Photo of finger

MJ's Instagram - 'Steal My Car' video

Hawk attacks

Weezer's bass player's wife arrested

Local spelling bee lawsuit

Crazy birthday party demands

A cancer patient who doesn't care runs up credit card

Two recall stories

MJ got a couple of DM's on IG about Michelle

Pinellas chase and police-involved shooting

Customers try to get out of bill by putting glass in food

Would you use this 'smart' toothbrush?

Brown rice has more arsenic than white rice

Found lottery tickets win $50,000

Bill Gates is only giving his kids a "small" percentage of his estate

Harvey Weinstein is taking sides

Charlie Sheen's daughter makes a lot off OnlyFans, but her car got repo'd

Lebron James is getting his own 'Barbie' doll

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Another Publix customer won big from Florida Lottery

A grandmother tried to get tickets to Lion King, but ended up needing help from Behnken

Morons in the news

Thailand restaurant offers 'skinny discount' if you can squeeze through gates

Teens gone bad

Guy standing outside the office barefoot

Surprise song for Michelle

Road rage guy who threw bottle charged 

Ways people are saving money

Trader Joe's tote bag listed for ridiculous prices online

Fester got a deal on a smoker, but not the deal he'd hoped

Michael Jackson look-a-like picture on MJ Morning Show Facebook page

Chris from Kojak's Ribs says their building was shot 

Old Navy sent woman wrong order, makes her jump through hoops to send back

Celebrity's house for sale, has gold-plated toilet

Beware of fake JOANN's websites

Tiktok video touts DIY facelift with office supplies

Tree fell on a car in traffic, caught on surveillance camera

Woman rented a car through Turo... car got repo'd

Olive Garden out, Texas Roadhouse in as #1 fast casual

South Tampa peeping Tom arrested

Ryan Seacrest hurt in cheese wheel chase

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ's IG - Video about carbon monoxide detector

Morons in the news

Emergency food kits

This grosses MJ out when people eat

A new shirt for Fester

Shout to listener

Gators win national championship

Micro cheating

At what age do women become serious about their health

Update on fishing charter captain

A capella cantor sings Duran Duran

Driver clocked up to 140 mph in chase

MJ movie recommendation... "Red Rooms"

Teen choked by McDonald's employee

How many times can you swallow in 30 seconds

Economy talk from MJ... sorta....

Woman groped on flight

Sodas from Rocket Fizz

Woman gets creepy texts from gym employee

Detroit Tigers exec quits over texts

Madonna and Elton John bury the hatchet

Diddy accuser is using her real name

Minecraft movie made more in its first weekend than originally reported

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Story: Dunedin lawn fine tops $30,000 as viewed from New York publication

Morons in the news

Recall: Cheddar brats

Wedding nightmare over David's Bridal dress

Blue Angels in Lakeland and MJ's flight story

Captain arrested over boarding of boat in viral video

Hadley on Minecraft movie over the weekend

Fester-The crazy cost of going to see a movie

Tampa Bay Gone Crazy: Outlaw biker shoots at car; road rage involving Honda CRX; Woman crashes car in St Pete, flees with kids; a guy threw urine on an employee of floor and molding store; 45-year-old man charged with battery over not getting a refill at a children's lemonade stand

Man crushed grandmother over child custody exchange

NCAA Women's championship

$800 baby carrier?

Cops who have been trolled by content creators

SNL 'Weekend Update'

NY delivery driver dropped pizza...

Wade from 2 College Brothers

Fyre Fest 2 is happening... or it's not...

Ice cream warning 

Costco food court switching sodas

Guy discovered he had been switched at birth

MJ has two movie recommendations

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Morons in the news

Peeping Tom caught on camera

Hot teacher accused of relations with student

Angry listener

Don't bath a baby in a kitchen sink

If you drop something in the car, don't try to pick it up while driving

Woman answers questions on video... mostly correctly!

Fisherman verbally attacked by charter captain

Hubby has fun wandering store with upside-down pineapple

Stalker threatens to bomb SNL 

Carbon monoxide danger

Ford announces employee pricing

NCAA Final 4

Weight loss med side effects

Worst grandmother ever?

Gen Z singles looking for dates who can help with their taxes

Bro

Elderly couple released from Mexican prison

Touch me one more time and...

Tattoo on forehead... Radio bit gone wrong?

Delta airline attendant says wrong thing to a passenger who wasn't paying attention to the safety speech

Diner robbed

Fake Paypal scammed woman out of $$$

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