On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show

Airdrop On Southwest Air

Chloe Crazy Uber Story

Morons in the news

Excuses to get out of work (with calls)

GPS Tracker Creep

A DUI With A .523 BAL?

Discontinued stuff you miss

Where do men rank themselves

Employees Don't Know Where Stuff Is In Stores

Love Rat Investigator

Sex Robots

Chocolate Cake Or Yellow Cake

Mayo In Coffee

$43 Wedding Dress

Woman's Sister wants her to change her dog's name

Fester missed a spot shaving

Tesla Horn

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Miami Stripper Robs Patron Of $62,000 

Reply-All Story 

Screaming Mothers 

Morons in the News 

Cackle at Restaurant 

Gen Z'er Calls Billy Joel Song 'Sinister' 

Receipt - Kitchen Appreciation w/calls 

World's Safest Airlines 

Fester's Cruise 

Divorce Registry 

MJ's Cucumber Story 

Nomophobia w/calls

Avoid supermarkets that do this 

Crotchety - Carpet Cleaner 

Black-Eyed Peas Ripping Off 80's Songs 

Nicknames W/Calls 

MJ still never confessed to crime 

Don't Bring This On A Roller Coaster 

Woman spikes friends' drinks 

Most lost items in Ubers 

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Fester crashed at Off Lease Only 

Squatter story from hell 

Morons in the news

Science says people can't effectively multitask 

Mayor Castor Catches Square Grouper 

11 Drinks that are Red Flags for Bartenders

Gen Z Emoji’s 

Moving out of a haunted house w/calls 

Worst Dog Breed For Families

Ever tried pet's food? 

Calming 80's Music 

Foreign Objects Found In People's Butts 

Fester biggest BS'er 

Dilemma - Man Torn Between Two Women 

Study - Nose picking leads to Alzheimer’s 

McDonalds Workers Want You To Stop Doing These 

Texas Roadhouse Rolls  

Are you a psychopath? 

Stop Using These Phrases At Work 

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On today's Best Of MJ Morning Show:

Lightning strikes truck while on camera

MJ Instagram Comments

Morons in the news

Americans-4 good underwear/shift in Starbuck's policy

Deputy crashed while watching porn on phone

Clown Prank Gone Wrong

Shorty Shane & O'Keefes

Radio Theater - Doritos Hints At A Shape Change

Bad signs at a job interview

Throning - Dating up

Sticker Schmucks

What's A 4-Fer

Fester's New Word

MJ Grabs things from the street

Nicolas Cage I.D.

Never Use This In A Hotel Room

Sandwiches that have gone away

List: 10 Cringeworthy Words/Phrases To Eliminate

MJ Says Men Should Not Wear Sandals

Worst Son Ever

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

6 Signs You’re A Borderline Alcoholic 

People Hate Their Jobs 

Morons in the news

MJ Defrauded By His Kids 

Name That Stain 

MJ almost set home on fire... twice

Ambien Stories 

Name Change for a 9-year-old 

Don't Answer This Question When A Doctor Asks 

School dress code w/calls

Sleep in separate beds 

Patient has ribs removed and keeps them

Died in a restaurant 

Dentist - Which drinks stain teeth most 

MJ screws up Loni Anderson 

What wouldn't you want to find in your new home 

Who Says 'I Love You' First 

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On today’s Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Don't Order This On A Flight

People keep getting hit by trains

Morons In The News

Weird Florida Place Names

Golf Cart On I-95

Michelle's Hairdresser Fired Hairdresser

Naming Newborns After Brand Name Drugs

Tramp Stamps are back

Creepy Airbnb Stories

Allyson Grand Theft Test Drive

Man reads names wrong

MJ Thought Ambulance Rides Were Free

Jet pack flyer

The maintenance key set

Fester's Crazy RV deal

Who controls the window shade on a flight?

Armless man giving massages

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

1/2 Of Men Say They Can Do This, Experts Say No

Airplane Passenger Caught Between Two Big People 

Morons in the News

Positive Phrases American's Hate 

Babysitter Of The Month - Blackout Drunk 

Worst first dates 

Contractors High On The Workside 

Creepy Guy Takes Information From Dog Collar 

Gen Z Chloe explains phrases 

Fester Flips Out On MJ's Story 

Games On Fester's Phone 

Shaq's endorsement 

Sleep Method - Walk Through Someone's House 

Skillet Story 

Fester's phone set to DND 

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

MJ in trouble with Michelle

Would You Buy Used Yoga Pants?

Morons In The News

Tattoo On A 9-Year-Old

Is it ok to be upset with someone who does you a favor?

Destination Weddings

Pretty Privilege

MJ sees drivers on phone

Love Is Blind

Karen Calls

Rudest things you can do in someone else's house

Hooters Waitress's Tips

Cheesiest rock ballads

Julian Drove Fester's Car

Things people leave behind in tanning salons

Naked Miami Gym Guy  

Weird Things In Food

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

Plaid Verification Notice Text

Fester Breakfast At Hyatt

Morons in the News

Half of Americans Carry Spare Underwear

Bust A Cheater (With Calls) 

Girl Math VS Boy Math

Restaurant Jobs Celebs Had Before Making It Big

Don't Use Self-Checkout 

Worst First Date and calls 

MJ Slipped In Dog Vomit 

Man Vandelizes Psychic Shop 

Fester Biggest BS'er

Man Living In Tesla 

Gilligan's Island Neighbor

French Fries Are Good For You 

Fester Doesn't Have Insurance

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On Today's Best Of MJ Morning Show:

Abandoned Couch Story

Fester rescued by a road ranger

Morons in the news

Most Lost Items In Ubers

Fester's Prison Meatballs

Dude Wipes Class Action Lawsuit

MJ naps study/more fester ideas

Fester Aunt scam story

Millenials are afraid to talk on phone

Guys Giving Up Dating Because It's Too Expensive

MJ Pet Peeve - People who won't use turn signals

Skinny Jeans

Fester's Many Jobs

Strange Kids Names

Amish Cel Phones/Worst American Accent

Suspicious Baby Looks Like Her Work Husband

Reddit Story: Worst Name For A Baby

Fester Driving With No Gas

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