On today’s MJ Morning Show:

Grand Theft Auto for Froggy’s kids

What’s that smell in St. Pete?

Morons in the news

Trunk or treat

The purple street lights

Someone picked the wrong person to point a gun toward

A call to Michelle about raising kids

Should we have Hal Herman Headlines today?

Hal Herman Headlines

Britney Spears got pulled over again... Bodycam audio

Froggy got MJ watching a show on FreeVee

How sick is blowing out birthday candles on a cake?

Halloween music

An Amber alert let a woman know her boyfriend was cheating on her

Elon Musk wants to change Twitter/X to this

Locally based business featured on “Shark Tank”… one of the founders checked in with MJ

Must-hear story… Couple won $22 million… they won’t do this

MJ hasn’t bought candy yet… How much candy do you need for Halloween?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne went to the Dave Chappelle show... what's up with the phone bags?

More arrests for street racing

Weights in fish guy in trouble again

Morons in the news

MJ's flight and trip to NY

Lottery almost-winner in Virginia

Worst son ever

RIP Matthew Perry

Ybor City shooting

Halloween candy

Sexy Halloween costumes

MJ's Instagram photos

Actors union doesn't want members to wear certain costumes

Two diaper stories

We took calls - Listeners who went to Chappelle last night

Arrest made in $1.6 million alcohol heist

Recall - a brand's squeezable food pouches for children for lead

Search for victim in lick assault

Hears hit by fleeing car... casket ejected

New Zealand contest to blast Celine Dion loudest

World Series is going on 

Burrito eating record

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On today's Best Of The MJ Morning Show:

What conspiracy theories do you believe

Foreign objects found in Butts

Morons in the news

Squatter story from hell

MJ & BJ story

Ambien stories

Fester's Disney Pool Scam 

Women feeling pressured to send nude pics

11 Drinks that are Red Flags for Bartenders

Warning about old cellular phones from Big Papi

Employees don't know where stuff is in stores

Coffee before shopping

Nutrients in microwave

The maintenance key set

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester's inheritance

Morons in the news

Good bus driver story

A dog on edibles did a bad thing...

MJ's trip to Topeka

MJ stopped at Dick's Sports for something for Fester

MJ witnessed a miracle... three, in fact

Fester bought tickets to see Billy Joel & Sting in a particular front-row section and he's not sure about what he bought

Artists that do private events... one charges ridiculous money

Tipping stories... we took calls

Michelle got the new Britney Spears book... Britney update

Power of the MJ morning show... yogurt

A restaurant charges $50 for bad parenting?

Must-hear story... a guy got stuck in a bank vault

MJ's buddy Kyle lives near where the Maine shootings took place

Hernando Sheriff's Office found candy laced with pot

Some chocolates testing high in lead and cadmium

A Taco Bell haircut

$15,000 theft attempt at Home Depot in trash cans

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On today's BEST OF The MJ Morning Show:

Bartenders' codes 

Worst first date

Morons in the news

Costco return policy

Fester breakfast at Hyatt

Asking for refund after a date

Wedding annulled after cake smash

Body part washed first

Sheriff Judd Bobblehead

5 dog breeds A veterinarian wouldn't own

Vibrating device in Roxanne's purse

Chloe's crazy Uber story - 

Girl Math 

MJ thought ambulance rides were fee

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

A Delorean barn find

Morons in the news

MJ's experience with a radar detector

Teacher busted for DUI tells deputy dad's a lawyer...

Villages Publix not taking cart case sitting down

Uber driver argues with driver, got out... gets hit... we took calls

Top 5 Halloween songs ranked by experts?

Halloween display in Utah forced to be taken down

Hal Herman Headlines!

Alaska Air pilot tried to crash plane

Britney Spears book gets released today... more details leaked

Britney Spears pulled over again in California

Elon Musk makes offer to Wikipedia

Taylor Swift spotted with Patrick Mahomes little brother

Jet does wheelie while being unloaded

Airline passenger thrown off flight for petting dog

Hot tub must-hear story of the day

Ask Gary

Land O Lakes High School closed for the day because of suspicious material

Ivy League student dies after drinking this...

Collier County woman missing... found days later

Georgia family's property demolished... by mistake

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Froggy might have a concussion

Morons in the news

The stained-yellow pillow

School fools

MJ's Walmart trip

Fester's cheese

Destination weddings

Law enforcement stories... FHP dealing with speeders, drunks and impersonators

Britney Spears' book... who already ordered her copy?

The Bucs lost... maybe because MJ didn't go

Derek Jeter's house is being demolished, so did we hear from Derek himself?

One of those who may have allegedly been involved with the real Lufthansa heist referenced in the film Goodfellas died at 86

How to tell if your pet loves you... from a pet psychic

We had a psychic join us on the phone

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Justin and Britney 

Snoozing is good for you

Crotchety call - Porta-Potty

Morons in the news

A dermatologist says you MUST wash these parts

Ring camera caught kids tearing down Halloween decorations in D.C.

The Lakeland baby doll display

MJ's Mattress Giveaway

Fester's new racket... Faking a heart attack?

Britney Spears' memoir nuggets

Phrases or words that make you immediately judge someone 

Another place dirtier than a toilet seat

Must-hear story: 4 categories of eaters

Eat your veggies first to lose weight

Brown rice vs white rice

Beth Holloway hooked up with John Ramsey

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

The buttery softness of Roxanne's pants?

Morons in the news

Do you know the other people in the car line?

Texts from Michelle

PMS: Perfect Moment Syndrome

Public restroom hand-dryers... STILL bad for you

MJ's mid-week dinners with Michelle

New place in Midtown 

Netflix will be raising prices

Scam alert: passing costume jewelry off as real

A wedding gift registry featured paying off a speeding ticket... we took calls

Halloween decorated house... MJ's Instagram

Should you charge guests for a gender reveal party?

Would MJ make a good pilot?

United Airlines has a new method of boarding a plane

Airline armrest etiqutte

Types of drunks

Middle East update

Britney Spears news

Inmate was exhonerated, then shot and killed by police

Food delivery stories

Must-hear story... what do chef's avoid

A call to Froggy's wife

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Fester was given some snacks to try by a listener

Morons in the news

A photo demand: Do you remove pics of exes from your phone?

Taylor Swift theatrical movie wreaking havoc in movie theatres

Some details from Britney Spears' memoir

MJ's wife encountered an exercise device that MJ wants to try in the studio

Sushi restaurant opening at Westshore Plaza

See a penny, pick it up... would you pick it up if it's not 'heads up'?

"Contract Countdown"

A pepper expert has developed a new, hottest pepper

Charges may get re-filed against Alec Baldwin

Moms are giving feminine names to boys?

Instacart tool tells you if your zip code has a good 'scare score'

Must-hear story: Gen Z women are doing this...

Clearwater police chief angry about officer arrested for sexual battery

Hell's Angels have nickname for a crematorium

Walmart issues around self checkouts

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