On today's MJ Morning Show:

Sharks

Morons in the news

"The Devil's Chair" in Volusia County

Roxanne's shirt... What did she ask MJ to do?

Floridian slang term.. do you know what it means?

Which part of the bathroom needs to be washed, but often isn't? We took calls...

15% of those surveyed have done this in the bathroom

Woman posted video of her hack to soak up grease.... yuck

Motley Crue's Tommy Lee used to drink how much in his prime?

Recall... do you like metal in your ice?

A call to Chloe (Okay, MJ woke her up)

Antonio Brown update

The big liquor heist

Foods that need to be refrigerated but often aren't

Britney Spears' upcoming book

Are you being scammed by clothing labels?

Man who cheated on his wife for 11 years gives tips on how to tell if your other half is cheating, too

Mary Lou Retton update... big donation

Jessica Simpson... comments from her dad?

Bruce Willis... sad news from his family about his condition

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Froggy stole a fight?

Morons in the news

Seminole High School marching band is headed to bowl game

Funeral worker got intimate with a sex doll... was fired

Fester's daughter went to see the Taylor Swift music concert movie

Flight to Tampa turned away due to a 'bomb scare' but it was something different

Street racing/burnout arrests by Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office over the weekend

The Bucs!

Powerball... do people think it's rigged?

This ages you faster... what is it? We took calls.

A bizarre insurance claim

How often do you wash your sheets?

FBI warning of terror threats to Americans

A liquor distributor was robbed... big-time

Ice cream and chips... are they as addicting as cocaine and heroin?

MJ's weekend in NY

A Beaver Falls man known for Halloween decorations died in a strange way and had a scary name

Antonio Brown allegedly still hasn't paid his child support?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Thursday's concert announcement

Morons in the news

3 School stories

Aftermath from the photo MJ posted on Instagram

Chloe's wake-up call

Words Gen Z needs to know

Froggy's Halloween decorations prank call

MJ called Michelle about the picture

What is rucking

Kidnap story - Two girls may have been nearly kidnapped on the Courtney Campbell Causeway

Battery on a victim 65 or older... with dog poop?

Tornadoes in the Tampa Bay area... and a door that was torn off a porta-potty

Bucs are #1 in this category

 Taylor Swift was at the KC game... again

Bigfoot sighting

A phobia of stickers?

9:10 story... selfies make women appear slimmer

Actor faces alcohol testing daily in order to see his kids

Fake kidnapping in Alabama... The recommended sentence

Woman pulled over in a car wrapped to resemble an FHP cruiser 

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Froggy got a new truck!

Powerball winner in CA

Morons in the news

More found from the OceanGate sub

Woman posts video from Olive Garden... Endless pasta

Phobias by state

MJ posted a photo of his wife that she will not be happy about

Beware of the 'drop a $20 bill' scam

MJ's NYC hooker story

Froggy's new truck

Halloween... we took calls

Halloween decorations... offensive?

Don't wash your jeans... why?

Must-hear story... Halloween "switch-which"

Cajun Fester sneaked back in

Dog nicknamed 'Cheeto'

Roxanne on corsets and she explains what she knows about BDSM

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne's story about... something

Morons in the news

Are Skittles now banned in Los Angeles?

MJ almost blurted something

Update: Twerking student who lost her scholarship

A 4th grade teacher showed a seemingly inappropriate movie to students

The white powder

Britney pulled over... no license, no proof of insurance

Mary Lou Retton is in ICU

Someone famous saved a life...

A Villages Miller's Ale House meat loaf shut down

Why do men sit in their cars outside home for 5 to 10 minutes... we took calls

Pot breathalyzer?

Best Popeyes menu items

Amazon days

Must-hear story... Who has a private jet now?

An urn with remains sold online for $30

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett were separated for how long before the Oscars incident?

Horrible FTX trial courtroom sketch

More morons in the news! Thrown sausages, thrown patio furniture...

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ likes Roxanne

Morons in the news

Heartbreaking and stalking

A firefighter posed nude

Twerking left a student without a scholarship? Also, introducing Cajun Fester

Froggy has selected what pickup he wants

MJ bought more lottery tickets yesterday

Roxanne wants to know what management said to MJ

Roxanne's HR experience

Roxanne and Doug at dinner story

Fester drove MJ home after the show yesterday and put it on Instagram

Science minute with MJ

Candy story: What is Florida's favorite candy?

Also, a candy recall

There's apparently an issue in restaurants that serve brunches that feature drink specials such as bottomless mimosas... 

9:10 Must-hear story of the day... this is wreaking havoc nationwide

Hidden dangers of 'gas station heroin'

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Where's Roxanne???

We're getting worried about Roxanne!

Froggy's truck has been....

Morons in the news!

More morons in the news!!

Roxanne has arrived!

If you ask a trooper for help jump-starting your car, don't have this in the passenger seat

A bus smashed into a taxi... five times

A drunk bus driver

What kind of truck should Froggy get next?

The secret to weight loss

The Brandon baby shower shootout

What's the most annoying regional accent in America?

Taylor Swift, who we aren't talking about anymore.....

The commercial that makes Michelle change or mute TV station

A woman is getting tattoos all over her body to represent other people's problems

Lottery/Powerball

Traffic in the Tampa Bay area

Must hear story of the day: Don't eat at these places!

MJ spent $30 over the weekend on Powerball... should he do it again tonight?

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

MJ read an e-mail about a fireball in the sky

Morons in the news

Roxanne wants a COLD shower

More morons in the news

Son of Buc-ees founder in hot water

Charmin has a new toilet paper

New law about golf carts on Florida roads that just went into affect

A cop in Minnesota has been performing on OnlyFans... and was outed by someone she pulled over

Hal Herman Headlines!

Tom Brady's final jersey going up for auction

MJ watched a movie - 'Reptile'

Giraffe poop taken by customs agents

MJ visited the Navy vessel in Tampa Bay

Pizza... how much do you eat in a year?

Disney is lowering ticket prices for children

MJ is disappointed in Roxanne... over jugging?

Momo the monkey

7 words that show your guy is cheating

An Airbnb tenant from hell is squatting in the residence

Another Ozempic story

Ring doorbell is offering $1 million if you catch this on their camera

Dangers of magnetized toys

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

The test ran early

Morons in the news

Netflix may be raising prices, and Fester's streaming services

Touching again on the national test

Are people really breaking their jaws to try to improve their jawline?

Uber returns packages for UPS or FedEx

People are returning too much... getting warned or having accounts closed, or outright banned

Ozempic is now burning genitals?

MJ gave out gifts for the 3rd anniversary of the return of the MJ Morning Show

Rays had a quiet exit

Powerball jackpots' cash value have less than half of the jackpot paid out over 30 years

Dating problem-man is carjacked by his date

Couples who meed on dating apps are less satisfied in their relationships than people who met in other ways

"Zoe" posted a profile picture on Hinged and got some "constructive" criticism

Call from listener who met someone from dating app, married three weeks later, 11 years after that, marriage is a 'disaster'

Roxanne had Raining Berries brought in for the anniversary, along with balloon and flowers... Froggy took care of that.

MJ's new phone has been ordered

Celebrity chef Ralph Pagano allegedly threatened a driver

Parents giving in... do you yell at your children?

Celebrity filled Spookala is coming to the Florida State Fairgrounds this weekend

Ed Sheeran smoked with Snoop Dog and passed out

"The Exorcist" reboot got bad reviews

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On today's MJ Morning Show:

Roxanne's lottery ticket idea

Morons in the news

Where's the smokey haze coming from?

Mr. Beast

Roxanne's hair

A teacher got caught teaching while drunk

There's a video of a student throwing a chair and knocking out the teacher

Today is the day for the national emergency test on our phones

Roxanne's medium story.. we took calls

McDonald's stories: McRib is coming back and a man in a drive thru got angry over a penny and threw coffee on the McDonald's employee

Be careful if your Halloween decoration is too realistic

Should the MJ Morning Show be Taylor Swift-free? We took calls

MJ - "Just take my money"

Must-year story of the day: The Cheesecake Factory Effect

Never eat these foods before bed

Expert says organic food is no better than non-organic food

Cannabis overuse warning

The MJ Morning Show parody: The Arozarena song was stolen from us!

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