Are pigeons surveillance cameras? Langston and David sit in studio with SushiboyMEXICO (Denial Is A River Show) about this intriguing conspiracy theory. Are pigeons just out there spying on our whereabouts? Are their insides just a bunch of wires and chips? Where are the baby pigeons? We ask more questions about this bird and how it has shown up in many parts of the media (we're looking at you, Hey Arnold!). Plus, more discussions of robot p*ssies occur in this episode.

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Langston and David go off on multiple tangents, but the one thing that seems to be the focus: who would win in a "troll-off": 50 Cent or Donald Trump? This leads to a conversation about music evolution. And of course, they talk about LiAngelo Ball's viral hit. 

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Does eating black-eyed peas on New Year's Eve bring you good fortune? Langston and David welcome drag superstar Monét X Change (Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars S4) to discuss this very popular superstition. Why do we cook these legumes? Does this tradition bring good fortune? Also, is a tomato a berry? Of course, we dive into the history of this conspiracy and learn a lot of things along the way: Britney Spears' reggae jam, how to properly eat mangoes, and more importantly...that we're all lucky to be at a Cheesecake Factory. 

Catch Monét X Change on the road touring her one-woman show Monét X Change: Life be Lifin' this January!

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Langston and David get existential about working on yourself as an adult. They also wrestle with culture wars, morality, tragedy porn...and Luigi Mangione. What should we believe in anymore? Plus, Italians are still white. 

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Is Drake the greatest character of all time? Langston and David discuss a listener's voicemail on this conspiracy theory. Since Drake has been praised for his work on Degrassi and other roles, why does he feel he deserves the shine and respect? Flying too close to the sun has hurt his work? Light-skinned discussion occurs, and in the past, we've been accused of rampant colorism. This episode surely doesn't help our case. 

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Lil' Mommas! We will be back with new episodes next week. Enjoy this classic Motherf*ckin Mini Episode, where we mess around with a timeless topic: Ozempic. 

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Langston and David answer an email about the Ozempic craze, plus we try to coin the term "Ozy". 

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Lil' Mommas and Gentiles-A-Like! We are ending 2024 with the best episodes of My Momma Told Me. Kid Fury, KevOnStage, and X Mayo brought us memorable moments in conversation: Lil' Bow Wow being a liar, silver attracting electricity, drugs being laced by the government, and more. Let's keep spreading conspiracy theories into 2025! 

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Kid Fury: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/kids-see-ghosts-and-also-predators-with-kid-fury/id1523712290?i=1000643504889

KevOnStage: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/electric-slide-n-socket-with-kevonstage/id1523712290?i=1000642620776

X Mayo: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/savage-x-fentanyl-with-x-mayo/id1523712290?i=1000663775445

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Langston and David answer a listener's voicemail about mixed kids trying too hard and how to figure out how to strike the balance of both identities. 

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Is Kwanzaa on the come-up? Langston and David sit with Al Jackson (Daytime Talk After Dark Podcast) to discuss this joyous celebration. Recorded just in time for the holidays, the guys discuss the younger generation investing in Kwanzaa over TikTok, teetering the line of commercialized holidays, and more. Plus, how many members do you need to make a cult successful? These questions and more get answered in this special episode.

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Lil' Mommas and Gentiles Alike! We wrap up the last stop of the Start the Steal Tour in Portland. 

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