It’s our second-to-last episode before Baby Laing arrives, and things are as chaotic as ever! 🧸

Jamie’s under pressure to finally pass his driving test, Sophie’s battling intense pregnancy cravings, and the two of them get into a very serious discussion about why Sophie absolutely will NOT share her placenta pills with anyone. From Sophie’s brutal midnight leg cramps to Jamie’s truly unhinged approach to packing the hospital bag, nothing is off limits.

PLUS, the pair debate whether Jamie should try Sophie’s breast milk, uncover the joy of adult nappies, and attempt to figure out the logistics of having s*x at nine months pregnant (spoiler: there is no elegant way).

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Lydia Brownell

Videographer: @jakeji.p

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In this bonus episode, Jamie and Sophie send Producer Jemima on a Bumble date! 💛

Sophie swears she’s never used a dating app, and now that she’s married, she’s realised that ship has probably sailed. So, she’s living vicariously through Jemima — while Jamie (of course) takes it upon himself to be the resident dating expert.

Jamie and Sophie swap dating stories, compare notes on the perfect date, and listen to some JUICY pre- and post-date voice notes between Jemima and her match, Jack. PLUS, Jemima spills the tea on how the date went… and whether there’ll be a round two 👀

This episode is sponsored by Bumble.

Thanks for listening x

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Lydia Brownell

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

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The countdown to Baby Laing is officially on — and Jamie and Sophie are finally discussing baby names… though not before things go hilariously off track!

Jamie’s still not beating the Botox allegations, Sophie’s wondering if supernatural attraction might actually be a thing, and somehow they find themselves knee-deep in open marriages, hall passes, and bedroom icks.

PLUS, the pair channel their inner Lily Allen to write their own revenge albums, Jamie reveals a very intimate pregnancy symptom Sophie’s been dealing with, and there’s a very special surprise for one Nearly Parents listener.

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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An extra special thanks to our Unsung Hero sponsors:

Knightsbridge Hotel, part of Firmdale Hotels

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Lydia Brownell

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

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It’s Jamie’s BIRTHDAY and Sophie’s back with all the chaos, charm and (slightly questionable) singing. The pair celebrate Jamie's big day in style...from school day memories to Sophie trying out a reflexologist’s rather unusual comfort position. PLUS, a very emotional psychic reading.

There are birthday gifts, a heartfelt poem, and some touchingly sweet listener messages. Oh, and Jamie’s still bragging about being a ‘God at sport’…obviously.

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Don’t forget Jamie’s book ‘Boys Don’t Cry’ is out now!

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Producer: Magda Cassidy

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

With Sophie very pregnant and taking a well-earned break, Jamie’s best mate Proudlock steps in for a chaotic, heartfelt, and slightly spooky Halloween special.

And it’s a very special episode as it’s Proudlock’s 50th birthday! Proudlock gets real about life with two kids, the sleepless nights, the patience-testing tantrums, and the overwhelming love, that makes him tear up.

ALSO, we dive into hospital bag essentials, umbilical cord etiquette and spooky listener stories!

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Don’t forget Jamie‘s book ‘Boys Don’t cry’ is out now.

Thanks for listening x

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

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It’s Sophie’s birthday, and Jamie’s throwing her the ultimate bash! Joining the chaos are none other than the iconic GK Barry and Ella Rutherford. Expect surprises, ridiculous gifts, and maybe even a visit from Paul Wesley 👀

GK and Ella open up about their whirlwind romance from flirty DMs to moving in after the first date. Plus, GK spills the tea on life as a WAG, and the couple reveal whether marriage and kids might be on the cards…

But that’s not all Sophie’s discovering her psychic powers, while Jamie’s trying to solve the most pressing mystery of all... why does he keep smelling farts?! 💨

Get ready for pure birthday chaos 🎂💥

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Catch Grace in Jimmy Carr’s Am I The A**hole? on Comedy Central on 27th October and next day on Paramount+

Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

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This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by Midwife Pip for a crash course in childbirth. Brace yourselves for chaos, confusion, and (hopefully) no fainting as Pip guides Jamie through the ultimate hands-on childbirth simulation. Will he rise to the challenge… or need his own epidural by the end of it?

ALSO, Sophie is furious with Jamie for keeping her up all night with his whining, Jamie forces Sophie to take a maths test, and the couple meet a new neighbour who might just be a ghost!? 👻

PLUS, the pair go head-to-head in a Mr & Mrs challenge where Jamie spills the tea on secret snogs with TOWIE cast members, and rate each-other’s skills in the bedroom. 💋

And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/

Thanks for listening x

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Thanks to Midwife Pip for joining us!

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Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

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This week, things get painfully real. Sophie straps Jamie into a labour simulator — and let’s just say, he might finally understand why women deserve every snack, foot rub, and gold medal going. Will he tough it out like a hero, or crumble faster than you can say “contractions”?

ALSO, Sophie’s dreaming of a cervical sweep, Jamie’s OBSESSED with breast milk, and we get a graphic description of Sophie’s bits. You’ve been warned.

PLUS, the couple reminisce about their wild Freshers Week partying, and Sophie doesn’t hold back telling Jamie he’s absolutely not ready for parenthood.

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Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/

Thanks for listening x

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, things get SAUCY as Jamie and Sophie dial up the heat and try phone s*x for the very first time! Expect clumsy dirty talk, questionable role play, dodgy accents - and Sophie seriously considering divorce. 📞💦

Plus, Sophie CRIES over Jamie’s freshly bleached hair, and reveals which band she wants performing live on the labour ward while she gives birth. 

ALSO, the couple accidentally crash a nightclub, Sophie is STILL constipated, and Jamie quizzes her on what “s*x-adjacent” activities she’d be up for during pregnancy… leading to a shocking confession that might just be their wildest yet. 👀

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Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/

Thanks for listening x

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Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by doula extraordinaire Poppy Child, who swoops in with some much-needed wisdom — and the occasional reality check. 

From breathing tips to contraction hacks, Poppy talks them through the A–Z of surviving childbirth. PLUS, Poppy gives Jamie a live tutorial in perineal massage — but will Jamie’s enthusiasm score him top of the class, or just a pain in Sophie’s derrière? 🍑 Brace yourselves... it’s about to get weird. 

ALSO, the couple have a scandalous sex update and a heated debate about which positions they’ll try next time they do the deed. 👀 

OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

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Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/

And say Cooey to Producer Ewie! https://www.tiktok.com/@cooeyewie

Thanks for listening x

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Thanks to Poppy Child for joining us!

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Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter

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