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We keep playing armchair sex therapist for the poor saps who post on r/AmITheAsshole! 

This time around:

When does stripping count as sex? 🤔

Butthurt polyamory 🤦‍♀️

The vibrator police 👮‍♂️

Sex alarms 🚨

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Trouble coming? We can help you fix that!

This week on Pillow Talk, we're talking about the wrong ways to fix death grip and how to actually overcome it!

And no, we didn't forget the clits - we cover lady death grip too.

Also: Jake's snort laugh, turning into a come goblin, and the allure of premature ejaculation porn!

Step one to resensitizing your cock is getting a great stroker! We recommend a Tenga Flip! Get one from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order!

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Relevant links: 

• On a Mission toy mount (affiliate link)
• Top Dog toy mount (affiliate link)
• Fleshlight Pink Lady Stamina Trainer (affiliate link)
• Feel Good Filth
• My boyfriend cums when he looks at my face (Reddit)
• Evil Angel (affiliate link - use the code LOVEEMMA to get a free week!)

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We're on Reddit again this week!

Specifically, we're going through some of the sexual conundrums on Am I the Asshole! And boy, do I have opinions!

Also: Jake turns 38, explains why he ruins dinner parties, and we launch a new podcast!

If you're looking for awesome porn, you need to check out Adult Time! Use the code LOVEEMMA to get a free week!

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Relevant links: 

• Am I the Asshole?
• Elise Kennedy
• This Sex Chair Will Completely Change Your Life
• Snow White Finally Gets the Fuck She Deserves

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Not this week, honey. I've got a headache.

For real, my head's been killing me. So we couldn't record a new episode of Pillow Talk for this week.

Instead, here's the backdoor pilot for our spin-off series, What's The Deal With Fucking? It's our new longer-than-expected series covering sex on the show Seinfeld (but mostly it's another excuse for us to go on several sex-related tangents)!

Today, we're releasing our first three episodes for you:

Episode 1: "The Porn Gift" (covering Season 1, Episode 2 of Seinfeld, "The Stakeout")

Episode 2: "The Sneaky Magician" (Season 2, Episode 1, "The Ex-Girlfriend")

Episode 3: "The Initiators" (Season 2, Episode 4, "The Phone Message")

Pillow Talk will be back as usual next Wednesday!

If you want more of this, be sure to subscribe to What's The Deal With Fucking? so you don't miss any upcoming episodes! https://anchor.fm/WTDWF

And of course, you can always get early access to both by heading over to our Patreon and becoming one of our Friends With Benefits! https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast

Intro music: 
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What kind of situation do you have going on downstairs?

This week, we're going to tell you about ours!

We go over our pubic journeys, Jake's evolving pubic situation, and some ill-advised razor options.

Also: Jake gets weirdly bothered by pre-split bagels.

If you love celebrating all things bushy, you should definitely check out Hairy Undies! That's an Adult Time studio devoted entirely to women rocking pubic hair! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get a free week!

https://www.iyalc.com/hairyundies/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=113&ad=274626&pa=index&ar=&buffer=

Relevant links: 

• How to Go Down on a Girl With a Full Bush

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Want some hot Halloween sex tips?

Sorry, we don't have any! And neither does the internet.

This week, we look at some inadvisable, impractical, and occasionally impossible spooky sex tips!

We talk about Jake not being a costume guy, Emma's extremely brief career as a mystery shopper, and whether Jason would be a good lay.

If you want to see people fucking in sexy costumes, you've got to check out Wicked! They make extremely entertaining, high-quality porn parodies (and other great stuff too)! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to treat yourself to a free week!

https://www.iyalc.com/wicked/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=371&ad=274626&pa=index&ar=&buffer=

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• Blood Lube
• My review of Black Widow XXX
• Liberator Fascinator Throw (affiliate link)
• Our Slutoween video bonus episode

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• Naughty Betty's (for kink accessories and bondage gear - use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order!)
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This week, we celebrate our 69th episode by getting into one of our most controversial topics so far!

We’re talking about 69ing - the pros, the cons, and whether it’s even sensible for adults to be climbing on top of each other like that.

Also: getting cranky about Coca Cola Zero Sugar, throaty dick stabs, and cranberry flavored lube

If you don’t have any Liberator products, you’re missing out! They make some seriously incredible stuff. And best of all, they’re currently on sale at Betty’s Toy Box!

Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!

https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/liberator?sca_ref=628789.JLRTrDmNLN

Relevant links: 

• My review of the Liberator Esse
• Our Liberator Esse unboxing video

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• Fleshlight (high-quality strokers to make your cock feel incredible!)

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We're on video now! Check out my YouTube channel if you want to watch this episode:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiRKgvQ_FAw

Wanna get a little kinky?

This week, we share our tips for spicing up your sex life with a little BDSM!

We talk about Jake’s gendered BDSM assumptions, the ass-man to kinky spanker pipeline, and how my low libido made us as vanilla as can be.

Also: working out naked, defiling my FitDesk, and some intense anal fingering!

If you want to get yourself some incredibly kinky accessories, you should check out Naughty Betty’s! It’s where we get all of our fun and exciting bondage gear!

Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order!

https://www.naughtybettys.com?sca_ref=839168.YfthuDUDRl

Relevant links: 

• The BDSM Test
• Our wall of kink (Instagram)
• My Tailz vibrating butplug review

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• Bubblegum Dungeon (super bright and colorful BDSM porn - use LOVEEMMA to get a free week!)
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So many Kickstarters fail. This week, we find out why!

We check out ten sex-related Kickstarters that either failed to get funding or are destined to stay unfunded.

Also: the origin story for Jake's horny sex drive, the next feature Pornhub needs to implement, and why magicians are so sexy.

And our special guest, Karl the kitten, makes his podcasting debut!

My favorite thrusting dildo is the Velvet Mini Teddy! It's super soft, highy versatile, and incredibly pleasurable! Get one from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 15% on your entire order!

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Relevant links: 

• Your Kickstarter Sucks
• Mr. Hands' Naughty List News
• The Woman on Top saddle
• The Ohnut
• Sexy Ronda McDonald (TikTok)

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• Team Skeet (for super fun and playful teen-themed porn!)
• Bellesa Films (for incredibly hot porn created by women!)
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I'm too sick to record! 

So, instead of a new episode, here's one we uploaded to Patreon a little while ago!

Jake found so much wild stuff digging through Sex Reddit that we recorded an extra episode.

We talk about sex pillows, hotwife moms, and the worst way you could possibly deal with excess wetness.

If you want to check out the first part before listening to this, it's right here: https://www.buzzsprout.com/709740/8934801-diving-into-sex-reddit-bald-guys-mattress-boners-and-cloning-dicks

And if you want in on all this fun bonus episode action, we post two a month over on our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast

If I can beat this thing quickly enough, we'll be back next week with a brand new episode!

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