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How do you masturbate?

Is it a quick and dirty wank? Or do you really romance yourself?

We think you should do the latter. This week on Pillow Talk, we talk about leveling up your masturbation and taking your self-pleasure seriously.

But because we can't really take anything seriously (except masturbating), we also talk about our Valentine's Day tree, performative moaning, microwaved banana peels, and making a lube mess on the couch.

Two of our favorite porn companies are holding Valentine's Day sales right now! If you're looking for playful, silly, sometimes goofy fauxcest and family roleplay, definitely check out Nubiles Porn. And if you want high-quality content with lots of variety, you'll love Adult Time (it's basically the Netflix of porn).

Relevant links: 

• How to Master Female Masturbation
• Liberator Throws (the sex blanket we use)
• r/Thighs
• This Interactive Sex Toy Allows You to Have Sex at a Distance (review of the Kiiroo Onyx 2 and Pearl 2 Interactive Couples Set)
• Arcwave Ion Pleasure Air Penis Masturbator

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• Fleshlight (for top-notch strokers that will take jerking off to the next level)
• Lelo (for luxury sex toys that will pamper your pussy)
• Naughty North (for our Canadian listeners looking for great sex toys - use the code LOVEEMMA to save 10% on your order!)

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I write about sex and relationships here: https://medium.com/@emma.austin.writer

And on my personal blog: https://www.loveemmaaustin.com/

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Sex toy reviewing is a really fun part of my job. But it doesn't always go as smoothly as I'd like it to. 

And I'm a little embarrassed to admit it, but it's almost always because of user error.

In this bonus episode, Jake and I go over my four most memorable failed attempts at using a new toy.

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Bonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. 

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Do you remember your first handjob?

Jake doesn't, but he still managed to fall in love with them anyway!

This week, we talk about handies and why we love them.

I talk about my first one, we go over some memorable jerking sessions, and I share a few tips for making them extra special.

Along the way, we talk about starching Fleshlights, how I almost got tattled on for stroking dick, double dick clutching, and CFNM. Jake also gives a quick update on his death grip and the podcast briefly devolve into udder confusion.

If you want to put a new twist on your handjobs (pun super intended), give the Tenga Spinner a whirl! Get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 10% on your entire order!

Relevant links: 

• A Handjob Is Always Good Enough
• How to Give a Handjob He'll Always Remember
• How to Give a Penis Massage

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Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes and exclusive updates!

***

If listening to this inspired you to get sexy, check out some of my affiliate links. These are sites and services that I've used and personally recommend. 

If you click on one and sign up or make a purchase, I earn a small commission (at no additional cost to you) and you will be supporting the podcast:

• Fleshlight (for top-notch strokers that will take your handjobs to the next level)
• Adult Time (JOI videos are the next best thing to getting an actual handjob - check out JOI Mom, Jerk Off With Me, and The Jerk Off Games for some extra encouragement, and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on your 30-day membership)
• Lovense (for some seriously fun long-distance sex toys)

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I write about sex and relationships here: https://medium.com/@emma.austin.writer

And on my personal blog: https://www.loveemmaaustin.com/

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/EmmaAus27418832

Check me out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/loveemmaaustin/

Subscribe to my newsletter for updates and free access to my Medium posts: https://emmaaustin.substack.com/p/welcome-to-my-newsletter

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Have you ever been stuck and fucked?

Me neither. But man, does stuck porn ever make it look fun!

This week, Jake and I talk about the wonderful and silly world of stuck porn. We go over the different types, ponder whether we could fuck in our pantry, and celebrate one year of podcasting!

Wanna try a pussy pump? What if I told you it could also lick your clit? If you haven't heard of the Fantasy For Her - Her Ultimate Pleasure, you seriously have to check it out. It's so much fun! And if you're really intrigued, you can get one from Betty's Toy Box  -  and use the discount code LOVEEMMA to save 10% on your entire order!

Relevant links: 

• What Stuck Porn Taught Me About Dubious Consent
• Stuck With Bad Luck! (Girlsway)
• Mom's Helping Hand (Pure Taboo)
• Mom His Dick Is Stuck in a Vacuum Cleaner (Moms Teach Sex)
• Don't Tell My Brother I'm Stuck on Purpose (Pornhub)

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Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes and exclusive updates!

***

If listening to this inspired you to get sexy, check out some of my affiliate links. These are sites and services that I've used and personally recommend. 

If you click on one and sign up or make a purchase, I earn a small commission (at no additional cost to you) and you will be supporting the podcast:

• Fleshlight (for top-notch strokers)
• Nubiles Porn (for super playful, upbeat, mostly taboo porn)
• Adult Time (for lots of incredible, high-quality porn - use the code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on a 30-day membership)

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• I write about sex and relationships here: https://medium.com/@emma.austin.writer
• And on my personal blog: https://www.loveemmaaustin.com/
• Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/EmmaAus27418832
• Check me out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/loveemmaaustin/
• Subscribe to my newsletter for updates and free access to my Medium posts: https://emmaaustin.substack.com/p/welcome-to-my-newsletter
• Follow Mr. Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MisterAustin1
• Business or other inquiries: [email protected]

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"Deadly Roulette" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
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Filming porn is really hard! And I learned that the hard way. 

I have a bit of a porn-making hobby, so I decided to let my Friends With Benefits know about all the porn I've recorded (so far!)

There's my silly tight underwear softcore video, my solo stuff, and the disastrous video that ended with Jake's goofy moneyshot face.

Listen if you want to find out why neither of us are ready for OnlyFans.

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This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!

https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast

Bonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. 

See you there! <3     

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This episode is all over the place because we're all over the place.

And that's because we have ADHD. Yep, both of us.

Because of it, we're easily distracted, disorganized, and prone to screwing up. But there's one way it affects us differently. Being so unfocused messes with my arousal quite a bit. For Jake, it's the opposite.

This week, we talk about the ways ADHD affects our sex life, being dopamine junkies, and how to fight the odds and get horny anyway.

We also mention day sex, killing our succulents, that time Jake went so hard he ended up with a swollen dick, and some very successful double penetration.

Unfortunately, we still don't have our mixer so the sound kind of sucks on this one. We hope to be crisp and clear again soon!

If you want to get your bondage on, you need the Sportsheets Under the Bed Restraint System. It changed the game for us and it's one of our favorite sex accessories. You can get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 10% on your entire order!

Relevant links: 

• What It's Like to Have Sex With Someone Who Has ADHD
• Our Super Safe Doorknobs (Twitter)
• No Tits, Just Cupcake (Instagram)

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Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes and exclusive updates!

***

If listening to this inspired you to get sexy, check out some of my affiliate links. These are sites and services that I've used and personally recommend. 

If you click on one and sign up or make a purchase, I earn a small commission (at no additional cost to you) and you will be supporting the podcast:

• Nubiles Porn (for super playful, upbeat, mostly taboo porn)
• Girlsway (for the absolute best in girl-on-girl porn)
• Lovense (for long-distance sex toys that will help you tease, arouse, and get her off from anywhere) 

***

I write about sex and relationships here: https://medium.com/@emma.austin.writer

And on my personal blog: https://www.loveemmaaustin.com/

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/EmmaAus27418832

Check me out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/loveemmaaustin/

Subscribe to my newsletter for updates and free access to my Medium posts: https://emmaaustin.substack.com/p/welcome-to-my-newsletter

Follow Mr. Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MisterAustin1

Business or other inquiries: [email protected]

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It's my birthday!

And what better way to mark it than sharing the story of my most awkward, most eventful, and most sexually experimental birthday celebration?

This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!

https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast

Bonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, videos, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. 

See you there! <3    

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Is there a better way to finish than inside her sweet honeypot?

This week, Jake and I talk about the appeal of creampies, our very limited experience with them, and my brief fixation on come-based porn.

Along the way, we discuss being in the perv bubble, our ADHD porn habits, awkward insemination, and Jake's come volume.

If you love yourself some creampie porn, check out My Family Pies! For a few more days, you can get access to it and everything on the Nubiles Porn network at a serious discount.

Relevant links: 

• Best Anal Sex Podcasts (Player.fm)
• Why I Fantasize About Creampies
• Have You Tried the Camel Toe Slide?
• Instagram Is About to Get a Lot More Boring
• Savannah Solo Is the Girlfriend We All Want
• GirlsFinishingTheJob (Reddit)
• BJOverflow (Reddit)
• CumLube (Reddit)

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Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits?Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes and exclusive updates!

***

If listening to this inspired you to get sexy, check out some of my affiliate links. These are sites and services that I've used and personally recommend. 

If you click on one and sign up or make a purchase, I earn a small commission (at no additional cost to you) and you will be supporting the podcast:

• Lelo (for luxury sex toys to pamper your pussy)
• Betty's Toy Box (for lots and lots of awesome sex toys - use the code LOVEEMMA to save 10% on your entire order)
• Naughty North (for our Canadian listeners - use the code LOVEEMMA to save 10% on your entire order)

***

I write about sex and relationships here: https://medium.com/@emma.austin.writer

And on my personal blog: https://www.loveemmaaustin.com/

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/EmmaAus27418832

Check me out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/loveemmaaustin/

Subscribe to my newsletter for updates and free access to my Medium posts: https://emmaaustin.substack.com/p/welcome-to-my-newsletter

Follow Mr. Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MisterAustin1

Business or other inquiries: [email protected]

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Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Deadly Roulette" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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We're taking the week off (sort of!) Instead of recording a new episode, we decided to put together a compilation of our favorite bloopers from our first 37 episodes. 

(Spoiler alert: it's most of them!)

We hope you're all having a happy and naughty holiday!

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Want to become one of our Friends With Benefits? Check out the Pillow Talk Patreon for bonus episodes and exclusive updates!

***

If listening to this inspired you to get sexy, check out some of my affiliate links. These are sites and services that I've used and personally recommend. 

If you click on one and sign up or make a purchase, I earn a small commission (at no additional cost to you) and you will be supporting the podcast:

• Nubiles Porn (for hot, cheeky, playful taboo porn) 
• Betty's Toy Box (for lots and lots of awesome sex toys - use the code LOVEEMMA to save 10% on your entire order)
• Adult Time (for access to lots of original, high-quality adult material - use the code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on a 30-day membership)

***

I write about sex and relationships here: https://medium.com/@emma.austin.writer

And on my personal blog: https://www.loveemmaaustin.com/

Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/EmmaAus27418832

Check me out on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/loveemmaaustin/

Subscribe to my newsletter for updates and free access to my Medium posts: https://emmaaustin.substack.com/p/welcome-to-my-newsletter

Follow Mr. Austin on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MisterAustin1

Business or other inquiries: [email protected]

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Music from https://filmmusic.io
"Deadly Roulette" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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 This was just a little tease! Head over to the Pillow Talk Patreon page to become one of our Friends With Benefits and get access to the full episode (and everything else we've been posting there)!

https://www.patreon.com/PillowTalkPodcast

Bonus episodes will be released on the 1st and 15th of each month. Other stuff (selfies, updates, behind-the-scenes shots, polls, whatever else) will be out whenever they're ready. 

See you there! <3   

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