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I'm always at least a little high when I have sex - except when I've had a few drinks.

That's been pretty peachy for me, but for Jake it's a whole other story.

This week, we talk about the perks and downsides of having sex while drunk or high.

I go over my list of reasons Jake is a much better fuck when he's sober. We discuss the sexy side of sweater weather, treadmill masturbation fantasies, and drunken dick stabs. And we may or may not have offended unicorns.

Giving a sensual massage is one of the best moves you can pull out during foreplay. And if you want to make them even better, try  using a massage candle. Get one from  Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA to save 10% on your entire order!

Relevant links: 

• The Cannasexual's Guide to Getting High and Getting Laid
• Why You Should Never Skip the Sexual Aftercare
• How to Give a Woman a Happy Ending Massage

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Have we filmed porn? Yes.

Would we do porn? That's a little more complicated.

The podcast hit a milestone this week and we used it as an opportunity to talk about the future. What shape is the podcast going to take? Will we be podcasting into our 80s? Or are we just going to give it all up to do porn?

We also talk about my bathsturbation routine, celebratory donuts, being horny control freaks, brand management, and why we'll probably never have sponsors.

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Relevant links: 

• What It's Like to Live With PMDD
• How I Learned to Appreciate Penises Visually
• The Only Porn I Kept From My Husband (my review of Feel Good Filth)
• I Used a Sex Toy on My Husband for the First Time

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Do you have a hard time finding the porn you want?

Jake does. But that's because he sucks at searching for anything.

This week, we get drunk on bad daiquiris and I give Jake the search terms he needs to find the right wanking material.

We also discuss cabin dads who fuck, big titty goth girls, the sexiest footwear for women, risky handjobs, and the search term Pornhub wouldn't allow us to use.

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Relevant links: 

• Bella B (AllMyLinks)
• How to Use Pornhub Ethically
• 5 Myths About Porn and Relationships
• How to Choose Porn as a Couple

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How did you discover porn?

Jake and I are both big fans of porn now, but we discovered it in very different ways and at different parts of our lives.

This week, we tell those stories and talk about how our porn consumption has changed over the years.

We discuss my towel trick, finding dirty magazines in the woods, attempted uses of the Sears catalog, discretely mailing porn payments, and we cap it all off with lots of outtakes.

We're both really big fans of Whitney Wright. If you don't know her already, check her out on Adult Time. And if you like what you see, use the discount code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on your 30-day membership!

Relevant links: 

• A roundup of some of my best porn articles (from my Love, Emma newsletter)
• 5 Myths About Porn and Relationships
• The Aura Doll trailer (YouTube)  

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How do you feel sexual attraction?

For us, it's rare. When it does happen, it's all about the emotional connection.

This week, we talk about what it's like being demisexual, why it makes dating weird, and how it influences our porn choices.

We also talk about why we can't be swingers (even though we have the perfect living room mattress for it), why group hangs are better than dating, and having sex without an emotional connection.

Not every demisexual loves porn, but we do. And when we watch it, we usually go to Adult Time. Check it out for yourself and use our discount code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on your first 30-day membership!

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• I Am a Semi-Demisexual
• The Best Porn for Demisexuals
• Bloopers Make Me Horny
• Can a Demisexual Have Lots of Casual Sex?
• How to Date a Demisexual

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I love variety when it comes to sex but there are a few positions that I keep going back to.

This week, Jake and I talk about our favorite sex positions. We each share our current Top 4 and discover that we have surprisingly little overlap.

We also talk about Jake struggling to find JOI porn, positions that showcase your best bits, getting into a good rhythm, my sex leg, and the position we've attempted lots of times but rarely pulled off.

One way to make your best sex positions even more pleasurable is to use a couples vibrator. I've tried a few and the one I recommend is the Tryst by Doc Johnson. You can get it from Betty's Toy Box and use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 10% on your entire order!

Relevant links: 

• 7 Sex Positions for Lazy Ladies
• 5 Sex Positions for Deeper Penetration
• I Tried a Couples Sex Toy (Tryst Review)
• How I Learned to Love Being Choked

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Is Jake a cuck?

That's a surprisingly difficult question to answer - but we sure do try!

This week, we talk about Jake's cuckold leanings, why the label might not fit perfectly, and whether or not I'm a hotwife.

We also discuss compersion, cottage porn, and that time I sort of forgot about Jake during a threesome.

If you want to enjoy some immersive POV cuckold porn, check out Be The Cuck. While you're at it, watch some fantastic girl-girl porn on Girlsway. Both of those are available on Adult Time - use the code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on your 30-day trial.

Relevant links: 

• I'm in a Mono/Poly Relationship and I Feel Guilty About It
• Why Writers Should Never Have Sex With Their Readers
• The Best One Night Stand of My Life
• True Lesbian: What Sets Us Apart (Trailer)

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Have you ever had a pussy massage?

I don't mean fingering or manual sex. I mean a full-blown, hour-long, slow, lubricated massage.

If you haven't, you really should give it a try. And this week, we go over how we discovered pussy massages, why they're so damn divine, and how to give one.

We also talk about being rope bondage noobs, pussy rubbing playlists, third-person sex fantasies, and we put Tantric sex on blast (don't @ us).

If you want access to a huge treasure trove of massage porn, check out Adult Time. Use the code LOVEEMMA to save 20% on your 30-day membership!

Relevant links: 

• Layla Martin's pussy massage video
• I Got a Pussy Massage and It Rocked My Socks Off
• A Quick and Dirty Guide to Massaging Her Pussy
• How to Give a Penis Massage
• I Have a Praise Kink

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Here's a riddle: when does your pussy act like an asshole?

When you've got vaginismus.

Vaginismus ruined my sex life for years and made me worry that I'd never get to fuck again.

This week, Jake and I discuss the condition, what causes it, and how you can manage and overcome it.

We also talk about those porn videos where women watch guys jerking off in their cars, how my body tried to tell me to become a nun, and yet another reason why big dicks can be a challenge.

If you'd like to try Sliquid Sassy, Sliquid H2O, or any other great lubes, you can get them from Betty's Toy Box. They also have a selection of dilators that can help you retrain your body and cure vaginismus. Use the discount code LOVEEMMA to save 10% on your entire order.

Relevant links: 

• I Cured My Vaginismus
• Jake's new article, How Phimosis Affects My Sex Life

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What are your go-to ways for initiating sex?

Do you make bold moves or do you prefer a more subtle approach?

In this week's episode, we discuss what initiating sex looks like, why guys often don't pick up on it, and how shy and submissive gals do it without being too obvious.

We also talk about the reasons Jake missed out on a hell of a lot of sex over the years.

If you'd like to try out the Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo, you can get it from Naughty North (if you're in Canada) or Betty's Toy Box (if you're not). Either way, the discount code LOVEEMMA will get you 10% off anything you order!

Relevant links: 

• How to Initiate Sex When You're Too Shy
• The Art of Subtle Seduction
• There's a Reason You Get Horny When You're Sick
• Are Vibrations the Solution to Death Grip? (Pulse Duo review)

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