Radio Toilet ov Hell

This week on Toilet Radio: A Spooky Mansion sits down to chat with Jon Davis of Conan to discuss their sludgey new album. But before the interview, Jordo and Breno handle the nonsense portion of this week's show. They're talking about THE METAL NEWS feat. miserable old bastards from the days of metal past. Skip to 43:19 if you just wanna hear the interview.

Music featured on this week’s show:

Conan – Levitation Hoax

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Your two Solstice Songbirds return for an episode they hatecast at record speed.  Also we play some releases we liked so far this year WOOOORMRRRRROT

Some podcasts put in a ton of effort into every episode, you know? They keep lists of what to discuss on their show and talk about it beforehand, like a bunch of nerds. And then there's the other toilet metal podcasts. The renegades. The ones who start episodes with improvised impromptu wrestling promos that one of the hosts didn't even know about beforehand. Sometimes they spontaneously start a show by popping TWO pamplemousse La Croix's and don't even remember to record the episode.  Then they record that episode again with as little fanfare, as zero-fucking-effort as possible. That is the episode we present to you today. It's the middle of 2022.  Some music's already come out this year. Hear are six tunes we liked.

New Music Features This Week

Eenzy's Picks

Saidan - Girl Hell 1999

Sadistik Ritual - Maelstrom of Consciousness

WOOOOORMROT - Hatred Transcending

Hans's Picks

Skumstrike - Another Shot of Fear

Volcandra - Guardian

WORMROOOOOOOOT - Voiceless Choir

Last week on Toilet Radio we covered the first six episodes of No Cover, the YouTube reality show designed for aspiring Sumerian Records artists. This week, we're finishing this first season. Who will be the latest band signed to the illustrious Sumerian roster? Who will be browbeaten by Sumerian CEO Ash Avildsen? Can Gavin Rossdale become more divorced? We learn all on this week's show.

Music featured on this week’s show:

Ashen Tomb – Graveless Abomination

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This week on Toilet Radio: We’re watching the first six episodes of Hit Parader’s NO COVER, a YouTube reality show in which bands compete for a chance to get signed to Sumerian Records. Is that a good prize? We discuss! Join us as we revel in an all-celebrity judge's panel destroying the hopes and dreams of annoying local bands. Alice Cooper, Tosin Abasi, Lzzy Hale, Gavin Rossdale, and the other one all join in taking on metal dorks, theater kids, fameballs, and posers. Wanna watch the show? It's over here on YouTube. This week we cover the first six episodes. Stay tuned for our wrap up of NO COVER Season 1 when we cover the final five episodes. 

Music featured on this week’s show:

Innumerable Forms – Built on Wrought

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This week on Toilet Radio: Maybe Dimebag Darrel was racist? / The downfall of Vince McMahon / Breno makes us play Am I The Asshole and we discuss how to be a caring and attentive partner (also we learn that Imagine Dragons got their start working on the cursed Spiderman broadway musical) / We get an incredibly difficult question from a listener: “What, exactly, do you people actually like listening to?” Damn. Join us as we try to figure out what we like.

Music featured on this week’s show:

Splintered Throne - The Greater Good of Man

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Gen X correspondent Ian takes over Toilet Radio this week for a lengthy chat with Frost of Satryicon. Hear Frost talk about the newest Satryicon record, fine art, the evolution of black n' roll, and their collaboration with the Edvard Munch museum in Oslo. If, for some reason, you're not able to hop a flight to Norway and see the exhibition in person, listen to Frost describe the experience here. The highlight of this interview for me is a deep discussion about black metal fans preferring awful MIDI synth noises rather than real instruments. Join us for perhaps our most Norwegian episode yet.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Satyricon – Repined Bastard Nation from Ten Horns - Ten Diadems

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This week on Toilet Radio: 
We’re talking about hit Netflix original series Stranger Things, or rather specifically, Metallica on hit Netflix original series Stranger Things. Even more specifically, we’re calling bullshit on manufactured PR coverage that old metalheads are somehow gatekeeping Metallica being featured on hit Netflix original series Stranger Things. It didn’t happen! NEXT UP: We take a look at the latest price catalog from Polish metal clearinghouse VIA NOCTURNA. Disturbed is in the news this week for some dumb bullshit so we use the opportunity to talk about BIG JOHNSON t-shirts and what we’re watching on Tubi. Autofocus is on there! Pretty good, check it out. Finally, RIP to the former prime minister of Japan, Tony Sirico.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Endrot – Countdown

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The audacious audionauts abscond with Spooky to broadcast the TRUTH that they DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE 🛸🛸🛸

This is a communique from Radio Free Toilet, livestreaming the REAL NEWS the government doesn't want you to know from our secret bunker.  Are you ready to have a steaming pile of truth dropped right on your chest?  Are you ready to have your mind blown more than an episode of Ancient Aliens filmed at Roswell scored by Blood Incantation?  Cause there's some REAL SHIT going on out there and we're here to drop some knowledge bombs so you can tell your family/friends/future ex to DO THEIR OWN RESEARCH.  Through our secret contacts we've picked up five raging tunes that they DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE, and prove once and for all that IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR WEAK SHIT.  So grab your plushy Skully and Mulder, don your tinfoil FREEDOM HAT, and tune that radio to 66.6 FM for some fire-ass bangers from the trvest kvltest regions of outer space.

New Music Features This Week

Hans's Picks

Dephosphorus - Starless

Cognos - Cometary’s Waltz

Eenzy's Picks

Hoth - Journey into the Eternal Winter

Froglord - They Came From Saturn

Spooky's Picks

Cosmic Atrophy - The Void Engineers

This week on Toilet Radio we bullshit about a bunch of things and also drop big ass news months before every other outlet wakes up. This week’s shit: 

We’re going through our dad’s iTunes libraries and jamming out / Eskimo Callboy decided a good fuckin’ 15 years after the fact to finally change their stupid name / Synthesizer guys are worse than guitar guys / The only good thing about the fourth of July: competitive hot doggin’ / ***We scoop every media outlet on earth with gossip about the hottest metal reunion of 2023*** / Toilet ov Hell is now an official metal PR front / The time the guy from Adema ate 18 ice cream sandwiches and wrote his band’s biggest hit on the spot. / Finally, we close it out with a chat about Jamey Jasta bringing back Milwaukee Metal Fest.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Vomitrot – Emesis

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This week we’re talking about feeling hopeless amid endless crises, both personal and global, while trying to just jam out. We also take a look at the latest machinations from Megadeth Inc., including cassettes, straight-to-DVD videos, and geriatric riff salad. They’re back! Ozzy is back with Todd McFarlane, Jeff Beck(?), and a bunch of other folks for a new record. We never have any idea what to expect from his very late career material but the riffing sounds p good to me imho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Finally, we choose to redirect all of our anger onto Liquid Death, a canned water company backed by venture capital that confused with own metal-focused marketing with actual metal clout. EAT SHIT, BRAND.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Defect Designer – Trolls

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