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This week on Toilet Radio: we watched Metal Lords, an R-rated teen dramedy aimed at a teenage and/or Gen X audience. Written by D.B. Weiss (Game of Thrones, "Flowers for Charlie") and directed by Peter Sollett (Untitled Minecraft Film), Metal Lords is a movie that exists for an audience that may not exist. Jordan and I compare and contrast the experience of being a teenage metalhead with the actions depicted on screen, celebrate unexpected violence as the apex of comedy, and argue over whether or not this movie is worth half a shit. Join us for this 80-minute podcast about a 98-minute movie.

Music featured on this sode:

Skullflower – Machinery of Torment (the song from the movie. it's p good, actually!)

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This week on Toilet Radio we're discussing alcohol withdrawal, rat infestations, and furries. And then at the 10-minute mark we start this week's show: FAKE BANDS. We're talking about some of our favorite (and least favorite) bands created explicitly for the purposes of a fictional narrative. Enjoy this non-exhaustive list of bands on this week's show and then stab that play button.

The Oneders (That Thing You Do!), Scäb (Home Movies), Spinal Tap, Otis Day & The Knights (Animal House), Steel Dragon (Rock Star), The Lone Rangers (Airheads), The Aint Rights (Green Room), Josie & The Pussycats, The Misfits (Jem & The Holograms), Thoth (Something Awful), Deathgasm, The Power of Wings (Key & Peele), Black Roses, The Soggy Bottom Boys (O Brother Where Art Thou), The Queen Haters (SCTV), The Rutles, The Monkees, Death Lurks (Kids in the Hall), Mouse Rat (Parks & Recreation), Darlene McBride (MadTV), and Drake (Degrassi).

Due to this episode, it is with great regret I announce that we will be watching Lords of Metal on Netflix for an episode soon.

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*Pop*  Oh yeah, welcome back to another thrilling episode of THE Riff Raff podcast, I'm Een Zaamheid, joined of course by THE Hans, or as we like to call him Johann, and fellow grindcore afficionado and bandcamp headliner Theophrastus Bombastus.

The gruesome twosome return, with returning guest and possessor of an IGoM-certified golden voice: TheoBomb. We're all completely degenerate grindcore dorks far beyond all hope, so we're just giving in and gushing on our favorite genre. Even though the songs are shorter we still sling enough pure grindcore nerd-shit in between them to fill an hour. We pick apart grindcore lyrics like they're poetry and try our best worst to fulfill one soon-to-be-regretful listener's request for more puns.  We go through some heady discussion of Cephalic Carnage, get perfected by Japanische Kampfhörspiele, and disappear in the foggy, nebulous lyrics of Cloud Rat (since reported on elsewhere).  The lyrical analysis is erudite and maybe a bit too artsy-fartsy for the teeth-meet-fist grindcore crowd. The puns, however... are the kind that scar your soul. LET'S GRIND.

New Music Features This Week

Hans's Picks

Abanglupa - Forced Dementia

Japanische Kampfhörspiele - Wir werden Gott

Eenzy's Picks

Cephalic Carnage - Divination and Volition

Fluoride - Suffocate

Theo's Bomb-ass Picks

Cloud Rat - Refraction

Bandit - Czestawova

This week your boys shake off the stank of last week's mercifully unreleased episode with a very special THEMED episode of Toilet Radio. We're sharing some music from a few of our favorite "obscure" bands. What does "obscure" even mean in the Internet era? I'm glad you asked! We discuss obscurity, the corpse of Lynyrd Skynyrd, Ronnie Radke's 49th birthday, and our stories behind all these bands on the show today. FOLKS, I am pleased to inform you that it is IN FACT a good one.

Music on this 'sode:

Holy Dragons - Ragnarok

Lilitu - Follow Through

R.A.M.B.O. - Sophomore Effort

Bedroom Rehab Corporation - When All You've Got is a Hammer

The Loveless - Follow

The Endless Blockade - Clean and Prone/Thick Skin, Transparent Blood/Death to Spies/Pig Life

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On this week’s show:
 Cutting a promo for our upcoming episode on David Vincent’s book (available on Patreon within the next week) / Going out and seeing a queer country music show and having an excellent time / MAGA sound guy runs boards, mouth at power violence show; disaster entails / The kids are wearing big pants again / Psycho Las Vegas lineup is tumescent / Blackie Lawless sent out a press release to let the world know how he feels about the situation in Ukraine / Moonspell: Have a good war! / Decapitated are back, a move they will surely regret! / Aaron Lewis mighta done stepped in it this time / Searching for THE TRUTH until my kids start returning my calls.

Music featured on this sode:

Audrey Horne – Danse Macabre

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The rope-a-dope rabble-rousers return! A Spooky Mansion is back, and she's got Hans and Eenzy in a headlock until they both cry uncle.

Spooky's back! And instead of robbing a smart shop while stoned, she's got us ratcheted up to 11 with some good ol' fashioned rasslin'. This is a topic I admittedly know admittedly next-to-nothing about, so you can be sure Spooky carries (or just outright steals) the show again from your two hackneyed hosts. Hans puts up a good fight; Eenzy was down for the count before a bell even rang (is that a thing in wrestling?).  This week they're picking wrestling walk-out music and coming up with a person for each song they picked. That's 6 wrestlers and 6 barnburners headed straight your way, motherflushers!

At Spooky's special request, we also wanted to shout out Scott Hall, the Vice City of wrestlers, who just passed away.  May you slick your hair back with soda in the great beyond.

New Music Features This Week

Spooky's Picks

Diamond Chazer - Zero To Hero

Ekulu - Unscrew My Head

Hans's Picks

Alabama Thunderpussy - The Cleansing

Limp Bizkit - Head for the Barricade

Eeenzy's Picks

Modern Life is War - Martin Atchet

Orchid - Weekend at the Fire Academy

Intro Track

Horsebastard - Fear of Circles

This week on Toilet Radio: Can you be a cool band and wear another band's shirt? We discuss / Johan Hegg of Amon Amarth wears Under Armour shirt; yells uninformed opinions. / America is the Russians to the rest of the world / Let's take a look at the hottest hits on the Bandcamp metal chart and ask, "Where is this money going?" / The curious case of a New England local metal musician turned crypto millionaire turned gun hoarder / BEEF WATCH 2K22: Mark Morton vs Chris Adler! / Devil Master got called up to the majors; are opening for My Chemical Romance / Kid Rock announces his Kings of Komedy charity benefit show / We force Breno to defend himself RE: Ghost

Music featured on this sode:

Devil Master – Acid Black Mass

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DAVID VINCENT WATCH: Pete “The Feet” Sandoval confirmed to join I AM MORBID’s upcoming tour! / Ozzy has had enough of TAXACHUSETTS (California) / Tommy Vext is going back to the well (antivax nu metal). The well, she is dry. / Bandcamp got bought by Fortnite. What does it mean for the noisegrind economy??? / Is hardcore dumber now that it was in the 90s? We ask the tough questions. / Don’t have anything nice to say about the co-owners of Hell’s Headbangers records! CW: sexual assault - skip from 52:00 to 59:00 to avoid this segment / Cold War 2.0 sucks man / Bleed good.

Music featured on this sode:

Bleed - Somebody's Closer

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The Shitpost Saints are back to ride or die with IGOM, and the boiz have got enough beef to make Biggie and Tupac look like Laverne and Shirley.

We get it. When a newcomer is on the rise, getting ready to topple the current kings, they're bound to step on some toes. And the rags-to-riffraff boiz Hans and Eenzy are no exception. But after leaving their standard upper-decker for the Toilet Radioheads listening to that other podcast, they decide to put the feud on ice and bring on the Iron Goddess of Mercy, token redneck and thus expert in feudin'. At various point in the episode even, he feuds with both your hateful hosts over minutiae like a song Hans doesn't care for (shocker), the rival universities he and Eenzy attended, and how good teenage Eenzy's taste in music was (kvlt as fvck, as you would assume). Each of them is repping a label they chose two songs from, and it's a no-holds-barred battle to the (willow-)tip of the mountain. Who won? Who cares, all people really wanna know is if IGOM throws shade at his main hater Theo. Will their feud end with firebombs or thanks to Louis Farrakhan? Guess you'll have to sit through six bangers to find out.

New Music Features This Week

IGOM’s Picks (Tridroid)

Keeper - Trial & Error

Underdark - Our Bodies Burned Bright on Re-Entry

Eenzy's Picks (Willowtip)

Slugdge - Slave Goo World

Capharnaum - Fractured

Hans's Picks (Zeitgeister)

Vasari - Maelstrom

Absolutum - II

Secret Bonus Traxx

Intro (grindcore nerds only): Manhunt - Conceited

Anaal Nathrakh - Tod Huetet Uebel

This week on Toilet Radio: We’re buying all the vodka we can find to dump it out on the lawn. Not sure why but we’re doing it / Dee Snider is loud, old (part 209). / TOOL is back! In price-gouging form! / Necromancing Elvis / Telegram channels indicate that Militant Zone guys are getting blown up to death / More like Season of Piss / J-DAWG from Hell’s Headbangers ponders, “What is racism? What does the word even mean?” / Get stoked for the David Vincent book episode coming soon / Double-band-four-sided-metal-tee / Geopolitical events as explained by very old bumper stickers. It’s an episode, folks.

Music featured on this 'sode:

Effluence - Devouring Gray Matter (Head's up, this track is brutal with like seven 0's.)

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