Radio Toilet ov Hell

The Anarchists of Amour are back with 360-degree-lookout Roldy peeping hard as they all exchange some post-coital bangers.

Sometimes you fly a bit too close to the Sun; you go from excitedly poking the bear to pants-shittingly running away because you woke it up. We informed our mortal enemies at Toilet Radio (TM) about the immortal rivalry between Toilets and the Riff Raff in the sewers beneath. We were floating, and our asses got flushed. It took a minute for us to lick our wounds, call our moms, and say a bunch of motivational nonsense in the mirror, but we're back. It's a bit belated, we know, but we really love you baby—please give us a second chance, cause this episode is a straight up St Valentine's day massacre. Joined once again by their favorite owl who likes to watch, Roldy, Hansel and Eenzel all decide to celebrate their toillettes à trois by each picking a song for each other (that's a K3 complete digraph worth of songs for you nerds out there... or 6 for you normies).  It's so sweet you might just puke—we hope Toilet Radio does. And forgets to flush. Gottem.

New Music Features This Week

Han's Picks

For Eenzel: Sweat - Machismo (not even out yet, awwww)

For Rold: Bokor - The Viral Prophesies

Eenzy's Picks

For Rold: Kalmah - Heroes to Us

For Hansel: The Secret - Weathermen

Roldy's Picks

For Heidy: Cormorant - Sky Burial

For Hanschoffel: Foreseen - Fearmonger

This week on Toilet Radio: The new Jackass movie provides a small reason to keep on living! / A PR stooge sent us a heavy metal cover of a song by rightwing YouTube dipshit Tim Pool! / Alex Jones (the one from Undeath) seems like a pretty cool dude (unlike the other one) / We reminisce about Jack Black for reasons none of us really recall / Kirk Hammett is putting out a solo EP and we're curious about a new Metallica-related release for the first time in forever / Aaron Lewis invites Madison Cawthorn to the stage to a small smattering of confused applause / Beavis and Butthead are back to follow-up one of the greatest full-length motion pictures of all time.

Music featured on this episode:

Abraham - Verminvisible

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Our own BSG sits down to chat with Manny G from Z&A.  That's right, Zeal and Ardor has finally made it to the big leagues.

Ben Serna-Grey chats over Zoom with Manuel Gagneux of Zeal and Ardor.  They cover everything from what he's been listening to lately and dream musical collaborators to his songwriting process, and how to deal with creative burnout and making music for a living.  Then Manuel flips the table on BSG and interviews him about his creative endeavors in fiction writing and music.  Enjoy this götterdämmerung good interview flushers.

Also, check out Ben's review of the new Zeal and Ardor and spin the album to decide for yourself on Bandcamp below

Zeal & Ardor by Zeal and Ardor

This week on Toilet Radio: Freaks sitting their ass down on the cheese at the supermarket / Politics! Texas style, YEEHAW!!! *fires six shooters straight up into the air* / FOOTBALL!!! *fires six shooters directly into my TV* / Jordan samples exotic Mountain Dews and chips / Eddie Trunk pines for the wild rock n’ roll glory days of Gavin Rossdale & Bush / Death metal BEEF between Blood Incantation and Gatecreeper!!!! Finally! Aaaand the beef is off. Dammit. / MetalSucks and Metal Injection ownership has changed hands to music industry conglomerate The Orchard. / Awful white rapper lady arrested for stealing Bitcoin. Don’t think stealing fake coins is a crime but the rapping definitely is. / Morbid Angel will no longer play shows in “this current climate” whatever the fuck that means. / Maybe Judas Priest just wants to go back to smokey blues rock? / DAVID DRAIMAN

Music featured on this show:

Old Gods – Cheap Heat

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This week on Toilet Radio: Breno walks out on his job! (feat. rap air horns and farts) / 360-degree no-look tomahawk dunking on the Riff Raff podcast / Phil Labonte knows he’s getting boned by Spotify but is forced to grit his teeth and smile (feat. A BRAND NEW BRENOCIDE COVER YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS) / We examine our slurs-to-episodes ratio / The latest advancement in technology: Every band, including your shitty band, is getting turned into an NFT whether you want it or not. / We bought Vinnie Paul’s terrible house / New Kreator track! / Some 4Chan guy found the long-lost Godspeed You! Black Emperor album / Coach Taylor continues to inspire.

Music featured on this show: Veonity – Dive Into the Light

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The Dummköpfe of Dissonance are back after a short fortnight (or 2) off, and they've dragged resident honorary potato Theophrastus Bombastus back with them.

Remember when you used to listen to those pleasant, catchy songs they play on the radio? No? Neither does Riff Raff.  Theo, ever the kvlt wunderkind, decided to go full Zero Dark Thirty and torture us (mostly Hans) by choosing "dissonant metal" as the theme.  Luckily Eenzy sounds like he called in on a soup-can-and-string setup, so he's able to emerge unscathed and drop some hardcore knowledge on Medieval beliefs about petrified sperm and awkward teenage black metal fandom. Finally, The Boiz continue to stoke their rivalry with the poseurs over at Toilet Radio, who have yet to even acknowledge they know Riff Raff exists. We can dream though... [Is this penance for my Ulcerate shidtalking? :sadsac: ~Roldy]

New Music Features This Week

Hans's Picks

Beyond Terror Beyond Grace - Embracing Null

Mors Verum - The Living

Eenzy's Picks

Dragged into sunlight - Buried with Leeches

Plebeian Grandstand - Angle Mort

Theo's Picks

Abyssal – Deus Vult

Michel Anoia – L’ombre et l’errant

This week on Toilet Radio: Chris Barnes vs Jamey Jasta - FIGHT! Ozzy helps scam NFT goons by giving them a scammy NFT URL when promoting his own scammy NFT! We got TWO different metal bands showing their ass over the astroturfed "trucker" rally in Canada! ***an very special interlude featuring a new Breno original Jon Schaffer cover*** A new Kid Rock track featuring an interlude where I shit my pants! A new Bad Wolves song about a dead ass Massachusetts town woooooo! Folks, it's a good one.

Music featured on this show:

ARР- Burden Foretold 

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This week on Toilet Radio we cover the gamut of world news. In personal news: Texas Roadhouse. In financial news: The NFT perverts have come for the remains of Kurt Cobain, and Steve Vai wants to auction an NFT of a video of a very bad guitar. In showtunes news: Meat Loaf died. In BEEF news: Every Time I Die call it quits and it's all over but the shoutin'. In INTERDIMENSIONAL news: a m b i e n t Blood Incantation. And in elder millennial news: The nostalgia money grabs are coming for your pockets. It's a good one, folks.

Music featured on this show:

Sartori - Devil in Disguise

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Our boy Breno makes his triumphant return on this triumphant ass episode. The theme of the show is metal collabos - some very good, most very bad! But before we get into the hot cross-genre pollination, we're talking COVID recovery, Jon Schaffer dropping dimes on his whole Oath Keeper crew, and Aaron Lewis having his appendix explode on him. BUT THEN! Nightwish and Richard Dawkins, Six Feet Under feat. Ice-T, System of a Down with Wu Tang Clan, Wheatus and Bruce Dickinson, and much much more. We've grabbed a ton of metal collabos you've never heard and you NEED to jump in and enjoy them with us. On this week's Toilet Radio!

Music featured on this show:

Lots!

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This week on Toilet Radio: It's good, clean cringe fun! Testament's Alex Skolnick put out a stone-cold lib rap classic. Join us for B.I.G. L.I.E., the perfect combination of late-80s anti-drug PSA hip hop and a bunch of shit about the dang FOX News. Ronnie Radke and Falling in Reverse have a new single out on EPITAPH RECORDS about how kids these days can't stop bringin' up old shit (like catching a charge at Six Flags)! The newest trend in American white supremacy? Etsy-ass basement noise shows. Great news, white supremacy is dead! Other topics include: Boston cops pretending to be punks online, getting pundits mad, new Meshuggah, and even more covid. Breno is unfortunately still sick but he promised to come back next week.

Music featured on this show:

Kontact – Heaven's Gate

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