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The Earls of of Ohrwurm pull up a mic stand for your favorite Outspoken Owl to perch on.

True-to-life human riff-raff Hans and Eenzaamheid are joined by everyone's favorite nocturnal predator Rolderathis on this week's podcast—and set the mood by dropping a shit joke in under 15 seconds flat.  Scatology homework aside, your boys clench their cheeks and crab walk through some grind-that's-not-grind, clever split wordplay, and whatever the hell you call the stuff on I, Voidhanger.  Also, Eenzy finally shows some love to his native Benelux, though after listening to him giggle like an idiot for half this episode, it's unclear if they'll ever let him go back.  And I thought the Dutch were supposed to be able to handle their shit, man.

New (and not-so-new) Music Features This Week

Eenzy's picks

Fuck the Facts - Taken from the Nest

Vonnis - Repeat://Delete

Hans's picks

Concrete Winds - Noise Trepanation

Creature - Conscience Mécanique

Roldy's picks

Nocturnal Wanderer - Darkness in Rapture

Auroch - Leaden Words Sown

This week we learned there's a Rage Against the Machine cover band that plays horns and pisses on dudes. Man. Only like one part of that sentence is in any way appealing.  ALSO: New music from Tim Lambesis - it sounds just like all the other shit! New music from Code Orange - it's Spawn soundtrack-tastic! Clown from Slipknot is getting too old for this shit - and by "this shit" I mean hitting a keg with a baseball bat! Anthrax's new guitar player doesn't get to do SHIT so we spend some time exploring the world of hired guns in heavy metal! BONUS: Randy Blythe and Dez from Coal Chamber are trying to sell you a pyramid scheme. Folks, it's a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Ilium - Quantum Evolution Event

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Joe, Jordan, and Breno are back and ready to party. Upon the joyous occasion of nine new Psycho Synner records, we decided to kick back and listen to our favorite tunes. It's an incredible coincidence that all our favorite tunes are brand new Psycho Synner tunes. Join us for a celebration of Jeremy Spencer's greatest artistic achievement to date. We combed through Jordan's incredible opus and selected ten or so songs that YOU NEED TO HEAR. RIGHT NOW. DO NOT DELAY. CLICK PLAY.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Take a Guess

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This October Spooktacular is OVER. So Breno and Jordo are taking the pod by the horns to discuss some of the bullshit we missed over the last month while talkin' horror movies. That means: BAD WOLVES NEWS lol, Niege of Alcest telling folks how he feels about creepy french freaks, Limp Bizkit is BACK, baby *breaks your fuckin' face tonight*, Mastodon is BACK, baby *disappoints everyone that wants to go back to Leviathan*, Nick Hipa is BACK, baby *starts another doomed AILD side project*, CONTENT AGGREGATION IS BACK, BABY. Folks, it's a good one.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Rimfrost - Killer Instinct 

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Your two favorite eurotrash contributors decided to rob the podcast graveyard for Halloween.

If 2020 was a shit year, then 2021 must be its estranged father who went out for smokes then disappeared in a QAnon cult. Where 2020 felt like just waiting for the vaccine, 2021 is the year of both gigavaxxers and violent anti-vaxxers. Shows have returned, but their lineups are about as stable as Ozzy in The Decline of Western Civilization II. Some spray-tan psychopaths in Las Vegas had a festival that billed Health, TSOL, and Repulsion alongside Watain, Mgla, and the Flaming Lips. It's been a fuck of a year.

Luckily, Hans and Eenzaamheid know that if there is one thing the world needs right now, it's another podcast. So they have dutifully taken the baton from the previous version's cold, dead fingers and resurrected Riff Raff.... again.  As always, the show will play stuff you wouldn't normally encounter anywhere else 'round the bowl.  This week Eenzy talks about his plans to attend Fest 19 in that national treasure of a state, Florida, and picks songs from 3 bands that will be performing there—in the process coming clean about his shameful love of emoviolence. Hans pulls us a bit back on track with 3 songs from his promos folder that have slipped under the radar, rightly or wrongly.

Come for the tunes, stay for the mic-breathing, it's the 50th overall episode of Riff Raff. And we totally realized that when we recorded it.

New Music Featured This Week

Eeenzaamheid's picks

No Man - SOS

Torche - Barrier Hammer

Slow Fire Pistol - Sanctioned Killing

Hans's picks

1000 Bone Cylinder Explosion - Aporia

Phantom Fire - Sweet Jezebel

Cavern Womb - Kaleidoscopic Abyss

Hot damn. It's the final regular feed episode of our October Spooktacular. We're joined by Ben from Khemmis to talk about 2019 heavy metal horror, We Summon The Darkness. Jordan and Ben talk taking HGH and rapping like The Rock and Ben gets real about his long battle with mental illness with Deceiver, what he calls their "darkest, most introspective album." Frankly, you would be a fool to miss this very special, very super-sized show.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Khemmis – Living Pyre from Deceiver, out November 19th on Nuclear Blast

Want more October Spooktacular? The final episode of this year's horror marathon will be available on our Patreon. We're joined by Ian, our TovH Gen X Correspondent to talk about Suck, a Canadian vampire comedy. Also lots of vegan beatdown hxc talk. It's good. 

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This week we're watching an edgyboi cannibal classic set in the Sierra Nevada mountains amid the Westward expansion of the United States, Ravenous! Three different directors, myriad production catastrophes, and a team of producers hell-bent on late-90s-ing the shit out of this movie could not hold it back. Join us as we watch Guy Pearce struggle with the morality of violence and cannibalism! Enjoy the delightful presence of Jeffrey Jones until we remember his whole deal! Listen to us argue about Christian themes vs Native American themes vs Manifest Destiny vs Robert Carlyle's excellent facial hair! You cannot defeat the wendigo, you can only die. It's a good one!

NEXT WEEK: We’re watching We Summon The Darkness (2019) with a very special RETURNING guest! Join us next time as the October Spooktacular continues.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

Arch Enemy – Ravenous from Wages of Sin

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The October Spooktacular continues! This week we’re joined by Mike Hochins of Canadian death metal horror punks, VHS. We're sitting down to talk 2021 Shudder release Jakob's Wife, which is in some ways the How Stella Got Her Groove Back of vampire flicks. Starring Barbara Crampton in the delightful titular role and featuring Larry Fassbender Fessenden as the aforementioned Jakob, Jakob's Wife is a tight 90-minute exploration of a small town preacher's wife stuck in an increasingly shitty marriage - until some dang vampires come to town. If you're looking for a horror movie that challenges your preconceptions about vampire tales, speaks frankly about aging and relationships, and offers The Man Behind The Diner from Mulholland Drive as a vampiric force of liberation, this might be the movie for you. We loved it and we had a great time discussing it. Lemme know what you think in the comments.

 NEXT WEEK: We’re watching Ravenous (1999) with a very special guest - our own Rolderathis! Join us next time as the October Spooktacular continues.

Music featured on this ‘sode:

VHS – Undead Cassanova from the upcoming I Heard They Suck... Blood

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OH SHIT it’s the first week of the October Spooktacular! This week we’re joined by an old friend. Professor Pizza of Axeslasher drops by to discuss EDGE OF THE AXE, an 80s slasher about a boy, a manic pixie dream girl, and the wonders of AOL Instant Messenger. This American/Spanish collaboration is sure to surprise, delight, and confuse all slasher fans with jokes about old ass wives, bodacious ta-ta’s, and telling your landlord you love him.

If you’re in the greater Denver area, be sure to catch Axeslasher with Necropanther at the Hi-Dive on October 22nd. Also, you can use promo code DEVILSNIGHT for 13% off your order of Axeslasher merch right here!

NEXT WEEK: We’re watching Jakob’s Wife (2021) with a very special guest. Log into Shudder and join us next time as the October Spooktacular continues.

Music featured on this 'sode:

Axeslasher - The Drive In Oath

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This week we answered YOUR questions, of which there were many. We’re tackling your topics such as: NES Classics like Mega Man and Bible Adventures, Old Nick vs Mortiis, edgyboi comic book artists, UGH vs BLEH, handsome metal tees, a round of Fuck-Marry-Kill, kaiju, creating a better metal scene, trading a current artist for a departed one, and what is extreme music? This is a good one for people that are fans of spicy ones.

NEXT WEEK: The October Spooktacular BEGINS. Watch Edge of the Axe (1988) on Shudder if you wanna come prepared for our special guest.

Music featured on this sode:

CHRONICLE – Born From a Coffin Womb

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