Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

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Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson episodes

February 28 RNR Football - An Injury Crisis
Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos!
This week, after Ryan Yates discolated his finger during Forest's midweek game, the guys ask you for your tales of injuries you've fixed yourself - as well as discussing animals you've saved, after a Turkish footballer gave a seagull CPR during a game.
There's also news of a heckler from Fordey's tour, and an eyewitness account to back it up!
42 min
February 21 RNR Football - Drunken Purchases
Join Matt Forde and special guest Jon Richardson for an afternoon of goals and chaos!
This week, after the Macclesfield owner revealed he bought the club while drunk, the guys asked for the craziest thing you've ever purchased while drunk!
There was also loads to get through in the Premier League, including a big game for Jon's Leeds United - and some huge results in the Championship too!
38 min
February 14 RNR Football - Chocolate & Workplace Revenge
Join Matt Forde & Paul McCaffrey for an afternoon of FA Cup goals and chaos.
This week, after Fordey reveals the after effects of a chocolate bar he ate in Scotland, the boys discuss the worst chocolate bar. They also discuss your previous jobs, after Ange Postecoglu didn't hold back while speaking about Spurs this week!
47 min
February 07 RNR Football - Is That Your Ski Pole or Are You Just Pleased to See Me?
Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond...
After reports reached the RNR Football Team that some male skiers could be injecting themselves "you know where" to enhance their athletic performance, the guys were asking, "What have you done to enhance your appearance?" and "Have you ever cheated?"
Plus! "What were you mocked for at school?" and as the Six Nations kicks off, can someone, somewhere convince Fordey and Dyson that Rugby is actually a decent sport? Spoiler alert: No.
40 min
January 31 RNR Football - Do You Do The Dishes?
Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond...
There was loads for the guys to get through this week, as Dyson celebrated his birthday on-air and Fordey discussed his now viral interview with Prime Minister, Keir Starmer.
The show took a turn as they discussed things you leave to the last minute after Benfica's goalkeeper scored in the week - and it resulted in Dyson ranking which Absolute Radio presenters he thinks does their own dishes...
42 min
January 24 RNR Football - Crazy Weddings
Join Matt Forde & Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals, chaos and action from the Premier League and beyond...
And this week - the guys discuss the big story of Brooklyn Beckham's instagram statement - and ask you - what's the weirdest thing you've ever seen at a wedding?
Kier Starmer also appears in the Seance of the Living - and Matt Dyson deals with a case of the 'sniffles'...
36 min
January 17 RNR Football - North v South
Join Matt Forde and Chris Scull for all the goals and action from the Premier League and beyond...
...And this week Fordey and Scully tackle the BIGGEST of all talking points! Which is better, the North or the South? Yes, it's North v South.
Plus! Should men wear shorts over their running leggings?!
45 min
January 10 RNR Football - Sealife Reeks
Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...
...After Roy Keane said that Sir Alex Ferguson is, "Hanging around like a bad smell" at Manchester United, the boys want to know, what's the worst thing you've ever smelt?!
Plus! Matt speaks to Liam Bird from Level Playing Field to discuss the current state of accessible facilities at the forthcoming FIFA World Cup 2026
42 min
December 21, 2025 RNR Football - Christmas Special!
Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...
This week, It's a festive clipbait, the lads talk about football players visiting workplaces, hospitals and pubs over Christmas...
Plus, Dyson shares an embarrassing tale where he was embarrassed by his family at a Forest game.
38 min
December 20, 2025 RNR Football - Christmas Special!
Join Matt Forde and Matt Dyson for another afternoon of goals and chaos...
This week, It's a festive clipbait, the lads talk about football players visiting workplaces, hospitals and pubs over Christmas...
Plus, Dyson shares an embarrassing tale where he was embarrassed by his family at a Forest game.
37 min

About Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

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Matt Forde and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then…