Rock 'N' Roll Football with Matt Forde and Matt Dyson

Where to start? This episode features an impromptu theme for Rugby, Jamie Vardy's shopping habits, a goalkeeper with 11 fingers, the top celebrity bowlers of Manchester and A LOT of talk about Swans fighting Hornets. That's only half of it. We'll be honest; this is probably going to be an exhausting listen. Prepare accordingly.

Big Sam can't decide between the Uefa Cup and Europa League, and Sunderland's poo gate fan speaks out.

Plus, we gave you the chance to show Rob and Matt how 5 in 5 should be done for some great prizes!

Don't miss the week that saw the return of Big Sam and Pardew to the Premier League. We answered the big questions like what did Pep say to Nathan Redmond? Is Olivier Giroud better than Eric Cantona? And what constitutes serious foul play?

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson bring you all the action from Saturday afternoon's football. If by action you mean mucking about, making fun of footballers and generally not knowing what's going on, then this is the show for you.

Pete Donaldson playing the part of Tore Andre Flo coming off the bench to stand in for Rob this week. Ably assisted by the ever present 'Gareth Barry' of the Rock N Roll Football team Matt Dyson the pair chat about the phenomenon short swapping and keep you up to date with all the goals from Saturday afternoons action.

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson bring you more vaguely football-related nonsense. This week: Rob shares a special moment with Peter Crouch, Matt and Rob have a major falling out about ice cream and we speak to a man who has never had a cup of tea

Sean Dyche of the Dead, Alien Osman, Freddy v Jason Roberts, Scary Henry and the Wicker Mane all featured in the seasonal Halloween footballers. Also, Barcelona's mess in the Real Marcia changing rooms was shocking, but the cubed ham they appeared to be eating was even worse.

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson bring you more vaguely football-related nonsense. This week: Rob offends a bloke from Hartlepool, Dyson actually gets a 5 in 5 right, and they both become obsessed with Kevin De Bruyne's strange voice...

Rob Beckett and Matt Dyson have an absolute GOALFEST this week. As well as excitement on the pitch, they also have a delightful time stuffing Lindt balls into Matt's mouth, exploring Harry Redknapp's new-found love of cryptocurrencies and much more nonsense besides...

Rob Beckett was joined by guest host Ben Burrell today. They exposed the love affair between Harry Winky Winky Woo Woo Winks and Mauricio Poch Pochettino, found out it if Ben is posh or not and discovered someone almost as bad as Dyson at 5 in 5.