Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

By The Irish Times

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly episodes:

December 16, 2022 'I’m having a slash when in walks Santa, and all my Christmases come at once'
So I’m standing at the trough in The Queens in Dalkey, having a much-needed slash, when I hear a voice beside me go, “Is that the famous Ross O’Carroll-Kelly I see?”
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December 09, 2022 It’s the Castlerock College mince pie-eating contest, and Leo is stepping up to the plate
The Castlerock College Christmas Fete has always been a massive event in the O’Carroll-Kelly social calendar.
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December 02, 2022 ‘I’m not having a Terenure College Christmas tree in the house’
“Corlow?” Sorcha goes – clearly worried about me. “Why on earth do you want to drive all the way Corlow for a Christmas tree when we can buy one three minutes up the road in Terenure College?”
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November 25, 2022 'Honor isn’t for everyone. She takes after her old man in that regord'
Hey, as I always say, it’s better to be someone’s shot of tequila than everyone’s cup of tea.
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November 18, 2022 The neighbours have visions of the Vico Road turning into Morbella
So – yeah, no – I’m in, like, the gorden, throwing the old Gilbert around with Brian, Johnny and Leo, except we can’t complete three passes without one of us dropping the ball and I’m wondering does it have anything to do with us living in Terenure now – as in, the general sense of failure that hangs over the place has somehow seeped into my children’s bones like arthritis.
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November 11, 2022 ‘Schoolbooks shmoolbooks ... I didn’t do a tap at school and look at me’
The school concert hall is absolutely rammers and the walls are pretty much vibrating with the sound of people being – as we say on this side of the city – up in orms.
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November 08, 2022 ‘Newpork is famous for kids with pierced lips...They don’t even care about rugby’
Anyone who follows the Letters to the Editor page in this newspaper will be aware of my old man’s thoughts on the subject of girls slash women playing rugby.
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October 28, 2022 'It’s Halloween week and we’re living in a house that’s, like, haunted – literally'
I end up pretty much not sleeping for, like, five nights straight. And I know Honor is exactly the same. I’m there, “Can you just explain to me again what you saw and heard — illegibly.” “There’s no illegibly about it,” Sorcha goes. “I saw the ghost of an old man.”
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October 21, 2022 'I’ve been shocked by the change that has come over my daughter since we moved to Terenure'
She’s quiet, cranky and liable to explode in a rage at the least provocation. Mind you, she’s been like that since she emerged from her old dear’s womb with her two middle fingers raised to the world. It’s just that for the first time ever, she seems without – I don’t know – hope.
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October 14, 2022 'Already I feel like I’ve created a team in my image – in other words, winners'
“Ross O’Carroll-Kelly!” a voice behind me goes. “It is you, isn’t it?”

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FAQs about Ross O'Carroll-Kelly:

How many episodes does Ross O'Carroll-Kelly have?

The podcast currently has 576 episodes available.