Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

By The Irish Times

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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May 20, 2022 ‘We want to build a block of aportments... affordable ones’
There’s a familiar face in the kitchen, although I’m struggling to put a name to it. “Ross,” Sorcha goes, “you remember Foraoise Farrell, don’t you? Holy Child Killiney?”
And that’s when the penny suddenly drops. Yeah, no, I was in UCD with her brother, Conor. We did the old Sportsman Dip course together – although the only sport we actually played, if I’m being honest, was pool while pissed.

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May 13, 2022 ‘There are millions of people who would give their right orm to live in Killiney’
“What do you think?” Sorcha goes. Yeah, no, she’s trying to choose an outfit for the annual Vico Road and Vico Road-Adjacent Residents’ Association stort-of-summer borbecue and she’s been at it since nine o’clock this morning.
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May 06, 2022 Women’s toilets? I mean, what’s next? A hockey pitch?
So it’s, like, Day Whatever-it-is and my period of isolation is finally over. I’m about to ring the goys to see if anyone fancies hitting The Bridge for a few bank holiday scoops when all of a sudden my phone rings and it ends up being dick features himself.
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April 29, 2022 ‘My antigen is still positive, but I’ve never felt better’
According to my latest antigen test, I’m still positive, but – the most random thing – I’ve never felt better in my life, either physically or whatever other ways there are.

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April 23, 2022 ‘I will never forgive your old pair for treating us to this trip’
"I’m not going to lie to you, I’ve been dreading this week since Christmas.

And not dreading it in the same way that you dread, I don’t know, root canal surgery, or an NCT.

I mean dreading it like you dread your own death, if that’s not putting it too strongly?"
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April 16, 2022 ‘You focking idiot, Ross! Chocolate is poisonous to dogs’
Christian’s wife, Lauren, has never been a fan of the Rossmeister General. I don’t mind. I think it was me who first said I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila than everyone’s cup of tea...
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April 11, 2022 ‘Fifteen rooms is a lot to put down.’
‘Most of them are empty and there’s, like, a homelessness crisis? I’m going to put six rooms’
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April 02, 2022 ‘Girls learn differently to boys – and when I say differently, I mean slowly and not as well’
Charles O’Carroll-Kelly goes on Drivetime to talk about Castlerock College going co-ed
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March 26, 2022 ‘A co-educational school has never won the Leinster Schools Senior Cup!’
How can Ross convince the goys that Castlerock should never let in girls?
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March 19, 2022 'Do you mean there’s going to be, like, girls going to Castlerock?'
Fionn’s changed since he landed the top job at our old alma mater
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FAQs about Ross O'Carroll-Kelly:

How many episodes does Ross O'Carroll-Kelly have?

The podcast currently has 546 episodes available.