Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly episodes

March 27, 2023 I’m 43. Andy Farrell would want to be pretty focking desperate for a 10 to pick me
The old dear rings me and asks me to meet her for Sunday lunch in some, I don’t know, random Italian restaurant in Ranelagh.
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7 min
March 21, 2023 What a day . . . I’ll just send a quick congrats text to Johnny Sexton
The final whistle blows and I burst into tears. The greatest day of my life? It’s definitely up there. People bang on about the birth of their children, but children let you down. This Ireland team never do?
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7 min
March 17, 2023 Girls, if Johnny Sexton was here, he’d tell you – you are never, ever beaten
The big Castlerock College versus Newpork Comprehensive showdown has arrived
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March 10, 2023 Now I’m doing something that I never do, doubting myself
When his ‘back me or sack me’ move backfires, Ross is left in a mild depression having lost his job as the coach of Castlerock College girls rugby team.
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6 min
March 03, 2023 I want this school to be a conveyor belt of women’s rugby talent
The Rossmeister General finds out about the ‘deleterious effect’ rugby is having on academic and behavioural standards among girls at school
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February 24, 2023 I’ve ended up on a poster for adult incontinence treatment on a gable wall in, like, Ranelagh
Only the crookedest lawyer in Ireland can get me out of this contract I accidentally signed with a modelling agency
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February 17, 2023 I’m getting the tattoo of J-Lowe, a late 40th birthday present to myself
It’s, like, Monday morning and I’ve taken the boys for a haircut – or, to be more, I don’t know, pacific, I’ve dumped them in the borber’s while me and Honor are sitting in the coffee shop next door.
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February 10, 2023 One day, there’s going to be a Leinster Schools Senior Cup… for girls!
So – yeah, no – the girls have been working unbelievably hord in training, which is why I’ve arranged a little surprise for them. I tell them to meet me in the school cor pork, where the bus is already waiting with the engine idling.
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7 min
February 03, 2023 I’m surrounded by people who keep me grounded. I wish they’d focking stop
“Oh my God,” Honor goes, “you’re not actually wearing that, are you?”

And by that she means my black, Canterbury elite protection body ormour vest.
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7 min
January 30, 2023 Sixmas is what I call the Six Nations Championship – the most wonderful time of the year
I go, “Twas the week before Sixmas, and all through the class, nothing was stirring, not even a mouse!”
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