Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

By The Irish Times

The weekly Ross o'Carroll-Kelly column in audio, read by Paul Howard.

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March 04, 2022 ‘You lifted the Leinster Schools Senior Cup – does that mean nothing to you now’
A tap on the shoulder while getting in a quick pint at the bor in Dublin Airport
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February 25, 2022 ‘Fifty grandingtons!’ – that’s the cost of the Budapest hair clinic
Fifty grandingtons. That’s what this crowd in, like, Budapest want to share the secret of Dr Holger Esterházy’s hair restoration miracle with me. I tell Winker Raymond – who did the Sportsman Dip course with me in UCD – that it seems a bit on the, I don’t know, steep side? But he reminds me that a year ago he had a head like a plucked scrotum and his confidence was on the floor – and now he’s dating a woman who’s, like, 26.
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February 18, 2022 'Just because we have money, we can't keep Killiney all to ourselves'
Sorcha is quiet this morning. I honestly haven’t seen her this distracted since she got a girl sacked for plucking her eyebrows in a way that made her face look – her word – quizzical? And she keeps asking the same question that she asked that day: “Am I, like, a bad person?”
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February 11, 2022 Rezoning Dalkey for affordable housing? The natives are up in orms
Sorcha calls the Emergency General Meeting of the Vico Road and Vico Road-Adjacent Residents’ Association to order.

“I realise that there’s a great deal of concern in this room,” she goes – this room being our living room, by the way? – “but it would be helpful to me, as the chair, if we could hear from just one person at a time?”
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February 04, 2022 ‘I feel like my old man – the pub bore, shouting opinions into the air while everyone zones out’
It’s the night before Sixmas and I’m sitting in The Bridge 1859, sharing with the goys the gift of my pre-tournament analysis. I’m telling them that I think Ireland are now the best passers of the ball in world rugby – and I’m including the All Blacks in that – but the most random thing is happening as in, they’re not hanging off my every word like they usually are?
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January 28, 2022 ‘When I say it’s oaber, Rosser, Ine thalken about me and Hodor’s business. It’s boddixed’
Ronan’s there, ‘I sted at the roulette table too long – stordee of me life’

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January 22, 2022 ‘Like a great many politicians, I have a public position, as well as a private position’
Chorles may miss his first Six Nations championship match in almost seventy years
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January 14, 2022 ‘This is killing me, Sorcha. I feel about as useful as a focking Orts degree’
“God, I’m bored,” I go. “How far into this whole self-isolation thing are we now?”

Sorcha’s there, “We’re halfway-”

I’m like, “Halfway?”

She goes, “-halfway through day two.”
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January 07, 2022 ‘Andrea Shotton called me maskier than thou,’ Sorcha goes
Sorcha says we dodged it.

And I’m like, “What are you banging on about?”
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December 31, 2021 ‘Oh, please, God, no. I can’t become a father again at, like, 42’
“I think I’ve finally figured it out,” I go – and, yeah, no, I’m talking about the latest restrictions. “If I set the alorm for, like, 2am and give the kids their breakfast, that’ll mean we can move lunchtime back to, say, 8am, which will mean that I’ll have my stomach properly lined when I stort drinking at 10am."
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FAQs about Ross O'Carroll-Kelly:

How many episodes does Ross O'Carroll-Kelly have?

The podcast currently has 565 episodes available.