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Ross was awoken by a telemarketer in the middle of the night and now wants to hunt him and his family down, the stock market had its worst week since 2008, Zac Efron’s face is different because apparently he destroyed it on a fountain in his house, and drugs are bad, mmkay. 

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Adam Levine issued a sort-of apology and vague explanation for his Instagram DMing escapades, Netflix's new Jeffrey Dahmer show looks extremely disturbing, and a Texas woman and wedding photographer was arrested for having sex with a wedding guest and peeing on a tree before threatening to kill the arresting officers' families.

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Onnit founder Aubrey Marcus and his wife Vy are EXTREMELY close friends with Aaron Rodgers, Adam Levine may or may not have cheated on his pregnant wife and also may or may not have named their new baby after the girl he cheated with, and Serial Podcast subject Adnan Syed has been released from prison after having his murder conviction overturned.

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The internet is half excited and half mad about thew ‘The Little Mermaid’ trailer and its black Ariel played by Halle Bailey, SNL has fired half their cast since the last season ended, and a pet kangaroo murdered its owner in Australia. 

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KFC's secret recipe of herbs and spices may have been revealed, the Phoenix Suns owner had an absurd list of employee harassment allegations against him, and rapper PnB Rock was killed at Roscoe's Chicken in Los Angeles -- was his girlfriend to blame?

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Queen Elizabeth II, the longest reigning monarch in British history, died today at the age of 96. She is succeeded by her son, the newly crowned King Charles. Plus -- Olivia Wilde was a nightmare director on the set of 'Don't Worry Darling', and Thai authorities mistook a sex doll for a dead body.

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The drama around Olivia Wilde's new movie "Don't Worry Darling" keeps growing -- did Harry Styles spit on Chris Pine? Does Florence Pugh hate Wilde and does she have something going on with Nick Kroll? Plus Meghan Markle definitely didn't get more listens than Joe Rogan, Justin Bieber canceled his tour for mental health reasons, and Tiffany Haddish may have made a VERY problematic sketch for Funny or Die a couple of years ago.

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A Southwest Airlines pilot threatened to stop a flight to Cabo because someone kept airdropping nudes to other passengers (and the pilot) on the plane, Chris Rock turned down hosting the 2023 Oscars and made a terrible joke in the process, and the Dave and Busters crowd after dark gets real grim.

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It turns out Olivia Wilde may have been lying about why she fired Shia LaBeouf, no one cares about the MTV VMAs or the fact that Young Gravy showed up with some TikToker's mom, and the new Game of Thrones is good but everyone in it is ugly.

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A Missouri school district has decided to start paddling its students again when they misbehave, a new video of Anne Heche right after her accident is EXTREMELY disturbing, an Oklahoma woman somehow slipped out of her handcuffs and was able to shoot an AR 15 at cops, and a rabid fox was caught on video attacking an old woman.

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