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Actor Gary Busey has been accused of sexually assaulting three women, 'The Bear' is the best piece of entertainment about restaurants since 'Waiting...', for some reason a bunch of people didn't show up to Ben Affleck's wedding, and Paul Pelosi was sentenced to five days in jail for his Napa Valley DUI but will serve zero days in actual prison.

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Jonah Hill has decided to step away from doing promotional events for his movies because of his crippling anxiety attacks, Kanye West has a new clothing line at The Gap that he’s selling out of garbage bags, and a Georgia man wanted for murder was found by police after he called 911 over McDonald's serving him cold fries.

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Ezra Miller is finally heading to rehab after months of terrorizing neighbors and attacking women, former NFL cornerback Aqib Talib's brother shot and killed someone over a youth football game dispute, a South Carolina grandma was eaten by an alligator, and the FBI has determined that Alec Baldwin pulled the trigger that killed Halyna Hutchins.

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Apparently Dane Cook has spent years inviting underage girls to his house to play board games, Ross and Dan recount getting into fistfights while playing basketball, Tommy Lee posted his dong to Instagram, and Marshawn Lynch’s DUI mugshot is an all-timer.

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Anne Heche is in a coma after crashing her car into a house in L.A., Ezra Miller has been charged with burglary in Vermont, James Franco is BACK from being canceled and now cast as Fidel Castro in an upcoming movie, Kevin Federline spoke out about his ex-wife Britney Spears, and Serena Williams retires.

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WNBA star Brittney Griner has been found guilty by a Russian court, Beyonce has been forced to change yet another one of her songs by angry fans, HBO Max is getting rid of basically all of its scripted programming, Jake Gyllenhaal is starring in a remake of the Patrick Swayze classic "Road House", and Lady Gaga is officially in "Joker 2".

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Airbnb is in trouble for listing a former slave cabin to rent on its website, the woke mob has come after Beyonce for using the word "spaz" in one of her new album's songs, a Chuck E. Cheese mascot in New Jersey is being called racist for ignoring a black girl, and a British hooker is arrested for doing British hooker things.

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Rumors are swirling that Prince William, the future King of England, cheated on Kate Middleton because she wouldn't peg him (and his mistress would). We break down the allegations. Plus Subway is giving a lifetime supply of sandwiches to someone who will get a giant Subway logo tattooed on them, how to get free Chipotle for life, and a Florida woman was stabbed in the groin by a swordfish.

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The Mega Million Madness is getting closer to a billion dollars, Aaron Rodgers shows up to Packers minicamp looking like Nicholas Cage in Con Air, Olivia Munn is a hall of fame sexter, and the Pope goes to Canada and dresses up like an Indian while apologizing for the Catholic Church's role in being terrible to Indians.

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A comedy theater in Minneapolis canceled Dave Chappelle's show after the theater's staff refused to work that night because they think Chappelle is a bigot, Amazon owns hospitals and taxis now, and a grizzly bear mauled a woman to death because he was wearing fruit-scented shampoo.

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