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A lesbian couple in the new Buzz Lightyear movie is making news on the left and right, for some reason the internet is saying Blue Ivy looks just like Beyonce when really she looks exactly like Jay-Z, Christina Aguilera performed wearing a strap-on, and Giorgio recounts blacking out on his float trip Saturday.

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Todd Chrisley and his wife are going to jail for stealing 30 million dollars from banks, Ruth from ‘Ozark’ is playing Madonna in the singer’s new biopic, LIV golf apparently isn’t as bad as it looks so far, and Aaron Rodgers’s new girlfriend is even more of a hippie than the last one.

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Ross details the downfall of women, he and Jessie try to figure out what sport their daughter will play, Rob explains his identity theft situation, an orangutan attacks a guy at a zoo, and Norm MacDonald's last special was weird but good.

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Johnny Depp wins his defamation trial against Amber HEard, who still maintains her innocence and will definitely work in Hollywood again -- plus LeBron James is officially a billionaire and NFTs are unofficially dead.

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Bradley Cooper is playing composer Leonard Berstein in an upcoming film and looks UNRECOGNIZABLE in his makeup, the Mona Lisa got some cake thrown at it by a protester, "Top Gun 2" took in 100 million at the box office, and Nancy Pelosi's husband got a DUI in Napa Valley.

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Actor Ray Liotta has died at the age of 67, we break down his best and most underrated movies — plus Austin Butler is the next superstar, “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey” looks like the greatest horror film ever made, and Ross likes to eat Subway sandwiches on the beach.

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Walmart is in trouble for trying to profit off of Juneteenth with a Great Value ice cream flavor, Bill Maher and Ricky Gervais are trending for making jokes about trans people, there are three (!!!) Oscar winners in the new Thor movie because the only movies anyone makes anymore are from Marvel, and an Austin man was murdered by bees.

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Ross's daughter has been born, chicken wing prices are through the roof, Netflix is releasing movies in theaters now because they're broke, Disney backed up the truck to air XFL games, and Elon Musk thinks way too many of Twitter's users are bots. 

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While Jessie gets ready to give birth Ross goes solo to talk about the Buffalo shooter vs. the Waukesha Christmas Parade attack and why the media handled the cases differently, Elon Musk's mom is on the cover of the 2022 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, and the country is still out of baby formula.

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Succession actor James Cromwell superglued himself to a Starbucks counter to protest vegan milk costing more than regular milk, Patti Lupone was filmed screaming at an audience member at her Broadway show for not wearing their mask right, and we need to hypnotize Giorgio so he can recover horrible memories from his childhood.

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