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Jared Leto pretended to be disabled on the set of ‘Morbius’ because his method acting required him to use a wheelchair, Kanye West cancelled his Coachella show, BTS had a ‘Mission Impossible’ themed Grammys performance for some reason, and blonde women filmed themselves waking up O.J. Simpson at 1 a.m.

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Eric Church is skipping his concert this weekend to go see his Tar Heels try to hand Coach K his final loss at Duke and his fans are pissed, Tiger Woods might be playing at The Masters after all, and a North Carolina couple abandoned their dog because they thought it was gay.

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Will Smith's slap of Chris Rock at the Oscars has caused the comedian's ticket prices to surge, Jada Pinkett-Smith has some weird influence over Will Smith, Ezra Miller got into a bar fight in Hawaii because he hates karaoke, and why people are caring less and less about celebrities.

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Supreme Court nominee Kentaji Jackson Brown says she can't define a woman because she's not a biologist, Ross runs down the brutally honest Oscars ballot, and people want to cancel Jay Z and Beyonce because they're throwing an Academy Awards after-party at Chateau Marmot.

Banished to Patreon after getting a strike on YouTube, Ross talks about winning his kid toys at Six Flags and shaming all the Mexican dads watching him, and Jessie describes meeting a celebrity who moved from L.A. to Austin but completely still acts like they live in L.A.

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Banished to Patreon after getting a strike on YouTube, Ross talks about winning his kid toys at Six Flags and shaming all the Mexican dads watching him, and Jessie describes meeting a celebrity who moved from L.A. to Austin but completely still acts like they live in L.A.

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Jussie Smollett has been freed from prison -- for now -- as he appeals his sentencing, Ross crushed a DishTV customer service operator's soul, Pete Davidson got Kim Kardashian's name branded on his chest, and a teacher is in jail for licking her students because they stole a jar of pickles.

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The internet got mad at Kim Kardashian for saying... that it's important to work hard, Pete Davidson is going to space, Putin had his Russian model ex-girlfriend murdered for criticizing him, and it's impossible (and sketchy) for two people of the opposite sex to be friends.

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Spring Break beaches are about to get swamped with drunk and horny coeds after two years of COVID, Jussie Smollett's sentencing hearing is going down this afternoon, SXSW in Austin is both super fun and really cringe, and a Florida woman was arrested for driving while high on deodorant. 

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The Batman starring Robert Pattinson was way too dark — literally too dark, Ross couldn’t see anything on the screen — plus Morgan Wallen is un-canceled, Jessie breaks down the Sherri Papini fake kidnapping story, Russell Wilson is going to the Denver Broncos, and NASA is working on how to get people to bang in space.

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An AirBnB owner was caught with over 2,000 videos of his guests having sex, Kanye West buries Pete Davidson alive in his latest music video, Melinda Gates is writing a tell-all book on Bill Gates (and talks about Jeffrey Epstein), and a British man is woken up with a BJ from a woman who wasn't his wife.

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