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The love story between Alabama prison guard Vicky White and her lover, convicted murderer Casey White, has reached a tragic conclusion. Vicky White, and love, have died. Plus Young Thug was arrested for helping his friends murder someone, Kendrick Lamar's new video is incredible, and the ACL lineup... kinda sucks.

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Drake slid into a random woman's DM's to mess with her husband, Cardi B says she is a prisoner of fame and would give it all up (but not the money), the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue features a pregnant woman this year, and a British man grows a penis on his arm to replace the one he lost.

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The Met Gala once again looked creepily dystopian (but Jared Leto was beautiful), Pete Davidson deserves absolutely nothing that he has been given, and a female prison guard in Alabama broke her convicted murderer boyfriend out of the slammer and now the two are on the run.

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Jason Sudeikis served ex-girlfriend Olivia Wilde with child custody papers while she was speaking on stage about her new film (starring new boyfriend Harry Styles), the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial keeps getting more and more hilarious, and a karate teacher in Florida tried to have sex with her 11-year-old student.

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Breaking down the newly leaked police bodycam footage from the aftermath of Alec Baldwin's fatal shooting of Halyna Hutchins on the set of the film 'Rust' -- plus Howard Stern calls Johnny Depp a narcissist for televising his trial against Amber Heard.

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Mike Tyson beat up an annoying fan who wouldn't stop bothering him on a flight, Ezra Miller keeps beating up women in Hawaii, Johnny Depp keeps proving he never hit Amber Heard (and that she definitely DID hit him), and a kindergartner passed out some shots of tequila at school.

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Johnny Depp is taking the stand in his defamation case against ex-wife Amber Heard, Lizzo was spotted boarding a private plane in a thong, influencers were abandoned in the desert at Coachella, and the Mexican Pizza is back at Taco Bell.

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Elon Musk has offered to buy all of Twitter and completely take it over, the Amber Heard - Johnny Depp trial is full of INSANE details about how abusive Amber Heard allegedly was, and (to bring it full circle), apparently Elon Musk is the father of Amber Heard's child.

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Britney Spears has (semi-cryptically) announced that she is pregnant, Ben Affleck and J-Lo are engaged for a second time, Billy Ray Cyrus and Tish Cyrus are getting divorced, and Ryan Cabrerra threw a super cringe "rock star themed" wedding with WWE star Alexa Bliss.

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Tiger Woods is playing The Masters today, Southwest Airlines is trying to buy Spirit Airlines, Ross explains the best way to blackmail your child, Greg Abbott is sending illegal immigrants to Washington D.C., Beto O'Rourke has a weird mouth, and Gayle deserves to be as famous as Olivia Rodrigo.

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