Ross Patterson Revolution!

Elon Musk was unflatteringly photographed partying shirtless on a yacht, Kylie Jenner is now an alleged climate criminal for using her private jet too much, Jennifer Lopez has taken Ben Affleck's last name in their latest round of marriage, and we cover Hoover Dam explosion live. 

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Creepy South Carolina lawyer Alex Murtaugh is going to trial for killing his wife and son, new and hilarious footage of the man who hijacked a plane in Seattle and then crashed it into an island to kill himself has been released, insane footage of kids walking through an open-air drug market in San Francisco went viral on Twitter, and a threesome sparked a 60-person brawl on a cruise ship. 

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A newscaster in Albany did an entire morning broadcast blackout drunk, the Emmy nominations are out and 'The Righteous Gemstones' was once again robbed, and Armie Hammer is selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands now (and also maybe eating people there).

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News has leaked that Elon Musk has two more kids -- twins birthed by one of his employees, Aaron Rodgers got the sort of cringe tattoo we all expected, legendary James Caan has passed away at the age of 82, a Florida man dunked on his dead dad by writing a scathing obituary, and one of Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candles almost killed two guys.

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National treasure and hot dog king Joey Chestnut choked out an anti-meat PETA protester while winning his latest Mustard Belt in the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest -- plus Jessie got drunk for the first time since giving birth and it went terribly, Bette Midler accidentally goes against the woke, and Austin Butler did NOT punch Ezra Miller in the face in Tokyo. 

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The Austin woman who murdered a professional cyclist as part of a love triangle feud has been caught in Costa Rica, O.J. Simpson advocates for better policing in Los Angeles, USC and UCLA are joining the Big Ten for some reason, and Ross recounts the time Frank Stallone hit on Jessie at the Sundance Film Festival.

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Howard Stern has said he is seriously considering running for president after Roe v. Wade was overturned, Alec Baldwin is interviewing Woody Allen on his podcast for some reason, the new Buzz Lightyear movie bombed and the new Elvis movie is amazing, and Ana De Armas is perfect. 

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The Biden Administration has killed the Juul but not before a whole new generation of teens fell in love with nicotine, Ross agrees to get a vasectomy if the movie about the invention of Flamin' Hot Cheetos wins an Oscar, and an artistic swimmer keeps passing out and sinking to the bottom of the pool while she performs.

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Beyonce has a new song out, Drake’s new album is trash, Texas wants to secede but definitely won’t, the NFL switched pizza sponsors from Pizza Hut to Little Caesars, and Jarrod Carmichael called out Dave Chappelle for his jokes about trans people.

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Ross records solo inside the new studio and rages against the carelessness of Best Buy employees -- plus Ross breaks down the new, never before viewed, behind-the-scenes footage of the magic that was the recording session for the "I Want My Baby Back" Chili's jingle.  Enjoy hombres!

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