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Warner Brothers won't release Robert Pattinson's 'Batman' movie in Russia because of the invasion of Ukraine, Amanda Bynes is ending her conservatorship, Madonna wants Florence Pugh to play her in the upcoming Madonna biopic, and Daniel Radcliffe looks awful in the new Weird Al movie.

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Facebook's Metaverse looks awful, a legendary little person has passed away, it's impossible to live in Las Vegas without turning into a degenerate, and Tom Brady's first move in retirement is to make a movie about how awesome he is.

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The new Victoria's Secret model with Down Syndrome makes everyone feel kind of weird, Wendy Williams might not be alive, Aaron Rodgers might not be a Packer anymore and is definitely a weirdo, and Ross breaks down the wonders of the world he has no interest in visiting.

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Was Bob Saget actually murdered? Is Kanye West going to accidentally get Pete Davidson murdered for dating Kim Kardashian? Plus the 2022 Academy Awards hosts sound terrible and the Oscars Best Picture nominees are even worse.

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Jessie does her drawling impression of the narration in the show '1883', Tonya Harding stops in with a special message, the Metaverse is going to be trash, sad Super Bowl commercials are terrible, and Ross tries to figure out how he'd like to be executed if he ever committed a crime.

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Entertainment Weekly is no longer going to print a magazine because print is dead, Ross is the only person on Earth watching the Winter Olympics, no one in L.A. showed up to the L.A. Rams Super Bowl pep rally, and the Duplass brothers kind of suck.

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Ross and Jessie break down the 2022 Academy Awards nominations, Ross is the only person on Earth watching the Winter Olympics, and the transformation of 'Pam & Tommy' actors Sebastian Stan and Lily James is unbelievable.

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Texas has once again been hit with cold weather and the entire state is losing its mind, Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti claims that when he wasn't wearing a mask at the Rams game he was holding his breath, and Wilmer Valderrama posts an inspiring message to Instagram... about himself.

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Things get wild at a Pennsylvania Golden Corral, Whoopi Goldberg's unsolicited Holocaust takes backfire, the Jackass crew knows their roles, and do we have too much Snoop Dogg in our lives?

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Spotify removed Neil Young's music after the recording artist said it was him or Joe Rogan, McDonald's is introducing a gross new "menu hacks" menu, Mark Zuckerberg keeps buying giant tracts of land in Hawaii, and we check out some sneeze fetish vids. 

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