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Ross describes just how out of his mind on drugs he was during his hospital stay, a Texas car salesman just got busted for hiring someone to kill his mistress, and apparently Nancy Reagan's oral skills were unmatched.

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Simone Biles probably didn't deserve to be Time Magazine's athlete of the year, a transgender swimmer at Penn is blowing their female competition out of the water, Finland's sexy Prime Minister knows how to work her blazers, and Josh Duggar gets convicted on the most predictable charges ever.

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Ross has risen from the dead and rejoins the show to break down the Jussie Smollett trial, the Alec Baldwin interview on 20/20 and Baldwin's claim that he never pulled a trigger, and Ross talks about missing the first Braves World Series win in 26 years.

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Alec Baldwin claims that he never pulled the trigger on the gun that killed Halyna Hutchins, Jussie Smollett has quadrupled down on his claim that he was the victim of a hate crime and is now in court for it, and everyone's Spotify year-end lists are dumb... but it's also dumb to call them dumb.

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Kanye West got up on stage at a church service (or something) to declare that he wants Kim Kardashian back, Demi Lovato roasts a turkey for Thanksgiving a year after posing on Instagram with a rescue turkey, and Jack Dorsey steps down from Twitter.

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Jessie, Eric Tansey, and the producers talk about who their celebrity hall pass would be, what "micro-cheating" means, and breaking down the news that Brian Laundrie shot himself in the Florida wilderness. 

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Former police officer Eric Tansey breaks down the Kyle Rittenhouse case and how he thinks the verdict will go -- plus there's no way Jake Gyllenhaal cares about Taylor Swift's new music video, and Britney Spears is finally free.

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Travis Scott has somehow not been canceled yet for getting eight people killed at his Astroworld concert, Hilaria Baldwin can't stop posting cringe on Instagram, and everyone is mad at Chris Pratt for his own Instagram cringe post about his wife.

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