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CNN does a story on a family that somehow goes through twelve gallons of milk a week, Olivia Munn and John Mulaney are probably through, Aaron Rodgers tried to heal his COVID with herbs and crystals — plus a woman convinced her husband he had Alzheimer’s so she could steal money from her him.

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Alec Baldwin somehow still isn't canceled, Chrissy Teigen has become un-canceled for some reason, a ridiculous murder has occurred near our studio, and a woman sues Kellogg's because they don't have real strawberries in their Pop-Tarts.

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Jessie goes solo to talk about how Brian Laundrie might have died and why people should stop living in vans together (unless they want to murder/be murdered), the new Buzz Lightyear movie looks awful, and a very special guest from Squid Game joins the show. 

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Brian Laundrie is still on the loose and is definitely never getting caught, Ross and Jessie talk about how drunk and high they'll be getting once they're empty-nesters, and Aaron Sorkin's new Lucille Ball and Desi Arnez movie looks kind of weird. 

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Reacting to the incredible Robin Williams biopic test footage on YouTube, William Shatner's trip to space at 90 years old, George Takei criticizing Shatner for going to space despite maybe being a kid diddler, and Bobby Flay asking Food Network for 100 million. 

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Dog the Bounty Hunter was forced to quit his search for Brian Laundrie after being injured on the hunt, Tom Cruise looked troublingly mortal (and kind of like Norm MacDonald) at a San Francisco Giants game, and Jon Gruden was fired over some old, not-so-great emails.

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Gabby Petito's killer, Brian Laundrie is on the movie somewhere in North Carolina and now his dad Chris Laundrie has joined in on the hunt -- plus Jessie and Ross cold read awful Instagram captions and a Crime Corner featuring a mugshot of what is clearly a human being transitioning into a demon.

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Hollywood has run out of ideas and 'The Many Saints of Newark' is the latest example (also James Gandolfini's kid is not a good actor), William Shatner has announced he will be traveling to outer space, and comedian Sarah Silverman says that only Jewish people should play Jewish characters on TV and in movies. 

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Ross and Jessie follow live as Dog the Bounty Hunter tracks down Gabby Petito's alleged killer, Brian Laundrie, through the swamps of Florida -- plus a California woman started a wildfire while boiling bear urine and Mayim Bialik is kind of a huge b*tch.

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Bill Cosby goes to bat for fellow convicted sex offender R. Kelly, YouTube vows to delete all anti-vaccine content on its website, Kyrie Irving is getting deep into conspiracy theories about COVID, and trick or treating kids are being given strong edibles for Halloween, apparently.

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