Hello and welcome to episode 3 of the Unseen Incidents podcast, where this week we’re chopping up and looking over the two derbies. First up is Manchester, and Erling Haaland’s demolition of both United and the Premier League. Did ten Hag get it wrong? Would it have changed anything if he got it right? Just how insane will Haaland’s season end up being?

Then it’s Arsenal, whose 3-1 win over Spurs played out exactly as their early season form would have predicted. Did we learn anything from this game? Is Arteta developing? And why are Spurs so dull?

As usual we finish up with the Burn Book, where we talk about what we hated and didn’t hate this week, featuring the Great British Bake-Off and a look ahead at the apology Pete will be forced to give on our next episode. 

It’s a good one, and don’t forget to rate us on Apple Podcasts, and subscribe at Patreon.com/Patrickvs for access to exclusive bonus episodes!