It’s episode 4 of Unseen Incidents, and this week in Schadenfreude we take on Barcelona’s calamitous soon-to-be-exit from the Champions League, the state of the team under Xavi, and whether the club can survive its current crisis. Then we look at Mbappé who is turning heel aged 22 and beefing with Neymar and PSG, which Pete has a conspiracy theory about.

We finish as usual with Burn Book, and what we hated this week, which includes fast fashion, Americans on Instagram, and everyone in London.

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