Hey everyone and welcome back to another episode of Unseen Incidents. We’re wrapping up the transfer window this week by rating some of January’s biggest moves. What do we not look about the Dorgu to Manchester United deal? Are Spurs setting themselves up for failure with Mathys Tel? Do City’s moves solve their problems? And what is happening with Xavi Simons?

Then it’s the Burn Book, with the Golf League, gym advice, and my wife’s book.

You can buy This Immaculate Body by Emma van Straaten (known as “Creep, A Love Story” in the US and Canada) at good bookshops or the usual places online.